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access is power

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I've realised how bored I am with my life and have decided to sell myself! Will anyone buy me???

I know I can be annoying but if you're looking for an annoying person to improve your business I think I could help you.

I can offer you many services and am also very cheap. I'm very young so it would be a worthwhile investment.

I am strictly available for business purposes - advertising, promotion, sales, boxing matches etc and am not offering my self up to satisfy anyone sexual fantasy's... sorry!

So if you need somone to test out a new business idea for a small fee I think I could help... as many of you may have figured I have a lot of time on my hands so would be very commited.

Let the fun begin!

Miggz
Aka access is power!
 
what makes you think anyone in the forum would in the slightest, want any SF with a 15 year old!!
 
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Ahhh so this is how you're going to make your millions... unfortunately the female uni student who sold her virginty to cover her education costs was waaaay ahead of you.

@Ray - that made my might... thanks post #5
 
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20p.
A bag of Tile Spacers.
A bag of Rocks.
The broken legs of a split pin.
A grape skin.
A Pot Noodle lid.
Two Watermelon seeds.

I think I've won this round Ray, best get back to polishing your printers :p
 
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Scott-SCD said:
20p.
A bag of Tile Spacers.
A bag of Rocks.
The broken legs of a split pin.
A grape skin.
A Pot Noodle lid.
Two Watermelon seeds.

I think I've won this round Ray, best get back to polishing your printers :p
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You are freaking well welcome to him at that price. Well done - you have won - now what? :|:D
 
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Carl-CSNM said:
I cannot believe you all reply or read this rubbish post :D
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I thought entrepeneurs were supposed to think outside the box. So far ive seen no imagination what so ever. All the ideas seem to be along the same lines and you all talk about the same things. Perhaps I thought business would be different, inventions, crazy schemes, new ideas which no one has ever tried before. It's these things that seem to make it big. Milliondollarhomepage, youtube. Anyway gtg bed night
 
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access is power said:
I thought entrepeneurs were supposed to think outside the box. So far ive seen no imagination what so ever. All the ideas seem to be along the same lines and you all talk about the same things. Perhaps I thought business would be different, inventions, crazy schemes, new ideas which no one has ever tried before. It's these things that seem to make it big. Milliondollarhomepage, youtube. Anyway gtg bed night
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There is a problem with your argument, though. Your OP hasn't been taken seriously and, therefore, people aren't really prepared to 'think outside of the box'. Who'd want to 'buy you' when they get get better, more educated advice from people who have forgotten more than you have managed to learn?

To be honest, I'm getting a little bored of you now. I told you how I felt last night - tried to give you a bit of a heads up, yet you are clogging up a forum your post shouldn't have been on.

Goodnight to you.
 
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