Will anyone buy me???

[access is power]

I've realised how bored I am with my life and have decided to sell myself! Will anyone buy me???

I know I can be annoying but if you're looking for an annoying person to improve your business I think I could help you.

I can offer you many services and am also very cheap. I'm very young so it would be a worthwhile investment.

I am strictly available for business purposes - advertising, promotion, sales, boxing matches etc and am not offering my self up to satisfy anyone sexual fantasy's... sorry!

So if you need somone to test out a new business idea for a small fee I think I could help... as many of you may have figured I have a lot of time on my hands so would be very commited.

Let the fun begin!

Miggz
Aka access is power!

 

[Fuzzy]

10 out of 10 for persistence!

 

[INDIZINE]

what makes you think anyone in the forum would in the slightest, want any SF with a 15 year old!!

 

[Alice3537]

what makes you think anyone in the forum would in the slightest, want any SF with a 15 year old!!

Another 15 year old might!

 

[RayB]

Will anyone buy me???

I'll bid 10p - and if I win I'll donate you to medical research - it may help cure other unfortunate soles...............

 

[access is power]

what makes you think anyone in the forum would in the slightest, want any SF with a 15 year old!!

Well I thought if I didn't include that id get heaps of pms telling how dangerous it is and to beware of all the predators out there!

 

[Alice3537]

I'll bid 10p - and if I win I'll donate you to medical research - it may help cure other unfortunate soles...............

They'll make oder-eaters out of him??

 

[RayB]

They'll make oder-eaters out of him??

Nah - ass soles are normally rubbish

 

[sabian1982]

Ahhh so this is how you're going to make your millions... unfortunately the female uni student who sold her virginty to cover her education costs was waaaay ahead of you.

@Ray - that made my might... thanks post #5

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

I bid 15p and a bag of Tile spacers.

 

[Alice3537]

I bid 15p and a bag of Tile spacers.

That's me out. Can't possibly top that!

 

[RayB]

I bid 15p and a bag of Tile spacers.

15p and a bag of rubble..............

 

[access is power]

I second that pinochio

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

20p.
A bag of Tile Spacers.
A bag of Rocks.
The broken legs of a split pin.
A grape skin.
A Pot Noodle lid.
Two Watermelon seeds.

I think I've won this round Ray, best get back to polishing your printers

 

[RayB]

20p.
A bag of Tile Spacers.
A bag of Rocks.
The broken legs of a split pin.
A grape skin.
A Pot Noodle lid.
Two Watermelon seeds.

I think I've won this round Ray, best get back to polishing your printers

You are freaking well welcome to him at that price. Well done - you have won - now what? :|

 

[IP2]

Nooo...

I match the above but add a watermelon seed!

 

[Alice3537]

Nooo...

I match the above but add a watermelon seed!

I can sell you a cage!!

 

[RayB]

I can sell you a cage!!

But will it be strong enough to lock the little pest up in????

 

[IP2]

But will it be strong enough to lock the little pest up in????

Oooh you didn't mean me!

* Puts down the soft cushion and steps away*

 

[Alice3537]

But will it be strong enough to lock the little pest up in????

Sod it, I'll create a cell! Might cost you a dollar more though! I'll pay half!

 

[access is power]

Having fun???

 

[RayB]

Oooh you didn't mean me!

Of course not

Sod it, I'll create a cell! Might cost you a dollar more though! I'll pay half!

Sod the dollar - lets do the job properly

 

[Alice3537]

Dollar and fifty??? You want to invest that much?? OK - no probs!!

 

[IP2]

Having fun???

Sorry Access is Power...I think we are just playing...this is why the three of us wanted a student area to be able to help. Sadly rejected by many others.

 

[RayB]

Dollar and fifty??? You want to invest that much?? OK - no probs!!

Hey - for that money I want a "Fort Knox" solution............................

 

[Alice3537]

Hey - for that money I want a "Fort Knox" solution............................

That's $1.78!!!

I'll do a credit check on ya to establish whether or not I wish to enter into further negotiations!

 

[Alice3537]

P.S. I'll give the first mod to move this to Time Out a MASSIVE $2!!!

 

[IP2]

I will offer a Lego construction quote....dang $1.78! Does an Applegarth!

 

[RayB]

That's $1.78!!!

I'll do a credit check on ya to establish whether or not I wish to enter into further negotiations!

Round it up to $2 - I'll pay - just make him stop -

 

[Alice3537]

Round it up to $2 - I'll pay - just make him stop -

$5 and I'll even seek down and eliminate the band!!

 

[IP2]

$5 ...I am out....I could buy shampoo for that!

 

[RayB]

$5 ...I am out....I could buy shampoo for that!

Flippin lightweight - you could have at least gone to $4.99

 

[IP2]

Flippin lightweight - you could have at least gone to $4.99

Nah, you need to set your limits....$4.69 not a cent more!

 

I cannot believe you all reply or read this rubbish post

 

[Alice3537]

Passes time til it gets moved!!!

 

[RayB]

I cannot believe you all reply or read this rubbish post

Me neither - and woe betide anyone who sneaks in and bumps it....

 

[Gillie]

Yawn .....

 

[access is power]

I cannot believe you all reply or read this rubbish post

I thought entrepeneurs were supposed to think outside the box. So far ive seen no imagination what so ever. All the ideas seem to be along the same lines and you all talk about the same things. Perhaps I thought business would be different, inventions, crazy schemes, new ideas which no one has ever tried before. It's these things that seem to make it big. Milliondollarhomepage, youtube. Anyway gtg bed night

 

[RayB]

I thought entrepeneurs were supposed to think outside the box.

Yep - THINK out of the box, as opposed to being OUT of the box (on cheap vodka) - as per earlier thread

 

[Alice3537]

I thought entrepeneurs were supposed to think outside the box. So far ive seen no imagination what so ever. All the ideas seem to be along the same lines and you all talk about the same things. Perhaps I thought business would be different, inventions, crazy schemes, new ideas which no one has ever tried before. It's these things that seem to make it big. Milliondollarhomepage, youtube. Anyway gtg bed night

There is a problem with your argument, though. Your OP hasn't been taken seriously and, therefore, people aren't really prepared to 'think outside of the box'. Who'd want to 'buy you' when they get get better, more educated advice from people who have forgotten more than you have managed to learn?

To be honest, I'm getting a little bored of you now. I told you how I felt last night - tried to give you a bit of a heads up, yet you are clogging up a forum your post shouldn't have been on.

Goodnight to you.