Where are all the good fights?
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My ex-boss and I used to joke about opening a business called "w@nks R us" as a social service for elderly gentlemen. At £20 a pop* and with the explosion** in the grey market, we would've cleaned up***
*/**/*** puns very much intended
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Lovely line DMG 
"If you could let us know the name of the Restaurant that will be good - I would hate to accidentally eat there."
"If you could let us know the name of the Restaurant that will be good - I would hate to accidentally eat there."
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That's a bit random... you don't work for Ryanair, do you?
I thought it might be one of those you can't spell posts - always good for starting a fight/flight.
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Believe me, I was tempted
Edit: I didn't make any sense whatsoever there, did I? I meant I was tempted to point out the spelling errors (thier etc). It's been a long day...
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I tried drinking 7 cups of instant coffee after discovering from the BBC that it had hallucinogenic properties, but all I've had are a few flashing lights. Does anyone think that I'll be able to sue the manufacturers to get my money back?
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Who the hell are you calling a "simpleton"? Carry on like that sonny and you are going to feel the back of my hand.
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