Where are all the good fights?

[vvaannmmaann]

I'm so disappointed,I was hoping for details of low cost plane tickets.

 

[debbidoo]

I was thinking about starting a brothel called Reasonably Priced Sex, and offering richard branson a 49% stake. I think with his virgin brand, he'd be an obvious business partner.

My ex-boss and I used to joke about opening a business called "w@nks R us" as a social service for elderly gentlemen. At £20 a pop* and with the explosion** in the grey market, we would've cleaned up***

*/**/*** puns very much intended

 

[Dragon Media Group]

The 'am I bankrupt' thread looks like it has potential.

 

[debbidoo]

What, this one?

Dragon, you are soooooo naughty

 

[deniser]

The 'am I bankrupt' thread looks like it has potential.

It has moved on since I last looked!

 

[An Oasis]

Lovely line DMG

"If you could let us know the name of the Restaurant that will be good - I would hate to accidentally eat there."

 

[Victoria Royle]

Ryanaire are currently selling flights for £0 excluding taxes. Thier are a few days on thier tax free also. March 4-9 are free of tax so tec its completely free!!

 

[debbidoo]

Ryanaire are currently selling flights for £0 excluding taxes. Thier are a few days on thier tax free also. March 4-9 are free of tax so tec its completely free!!

That's a bit random... you don't work for Ryanair, do you?

 

[deniser]

That's a bit random... you don't work for Ryanair, do you?

I thought it might be one of those you can't spell posts - always good for starting a fight/flight.

 

[debbidoo]

I thought it might be one of those you can't spell posts - always good for starting a fight/flight.

Believe me, I was tempted

Edit: I didn't make any sense whatsoever there, did I? I meant I was tempted to point out the spelling errors (thier etc). It's been a long day...

 

[tom111]

- Tea really is better than coffee so you coffee drinkers SUCK

I tried drinking 7 cups of instant coffee after discovering from the BBC that it had hallucinogenic properties, but all I've had are a few flashing lights. Does anyone think that I'll be able to sue the manufacturers to get my money back?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Ryanaire are currently selling flights for £0 excluding taxes. Thier are a few days on thier tax free also. March 4-9 are free of tax so tec its completely free!!

Well I got the joke! Thank you for bothering.

 

[Victoria Royle]

Haha i literally can not stop laughing here!! I have had a long day please ignore! at least we all know where to get cheap "flights" now tho!! haha funny!!

 

[Dragon Media Group]

The 'am I bankrupt' thread looks like it has potential.

My mistake, turns out it was just a simpleton keyboard warrior who doesn't pay his bills.

 

[Simon-M]

My mistake, turns out it was just a simpleton keyboard warrior who doesn't pay his bills.

Who the hell are you calling a "simpleton"? Carry on like that sonny and you are going to feel the back of my hand.

 

[Dragon Media Group]

The XLN thread is coming along nicely!

 

Bring back Ling is the answer!!