What attracts women to us businessmen?

[DancingWithPoodles]

Why is it that most women want to date me or do other stuff with me when they find out that I am a businessman and drive 60K Mercedes? It seems that most women are gold diggers... I do not care it makes it easy for me but still get annoyed sometime when they call me after midnight...

do you have the same problem?

 

Yep they chase me all over the place ,just for the chance to sit on me crossbar.

Earl

 

[Jeff FV]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-9lSEBBm0

 

[stockdam]

Yep they chase me all over the place ,just for the chance to sit on me crossbar.

Earl

You obviously mix with the wrong type of women.

And as for the original post........are you having a laugh.

 

[Gillie]

Why is it that most women want to date me or do other stuff with me when they find out that I am a businessman and drive 60K Mercedes? It seems that most women are gold diggers... I do not care it makes it easy for me but still get annoyed sometime when they call me after midnight...

do you have the same problem?

Other stuff? Is that tiddlywinks??

After midnight? Aw bless, is it after your bed time or something?? Is it 10.30pm on a school night??

Nope to answer your question ... women really don't annoy me, but then women rarely call me at this late hour ... although its been known for some men to!!

 

[babybearcrafts]

Well as a woman I can say 'you dont impress me much'. Also according to your other post how does your girlfriend cope with all these other women calling you so late, and if this is true (which I very much doubt), if you had a girlfriend why do you give your mobile number to so many girls.

 

[TFGtv]

Well as a woman I can say 'you dont impress me much'. Also according to your other post how does your girlfriend cope with all these other women calling you so late, and if this is true (which I very much doubt), if you had a girlfriend why do you give your mobile number to so many girls.

The girlfriend is inflatable so doesn't mind and the women who call work for those chatlines you see advertised on TV at 1 in the morning.... And, to be fair 60K is about the amount of memory you'd find in one of those radio controlled Mercedes that Maplin sell....

 

You obviously mix with the wrong type of women.

I hope so.

One of these days I am going to buy a mans bike.

Earl

smutty old men in dirty rain coats should not be allowed on here

 

[TFGtv]

One of these days I am going to buy a mans bike.

(Posted for the purposes of criticism and review.... Those boots are awful... )

 

[An Oasis]

Why is it that most women want to date me or do other stuff with me ... do you have the same problem?

Nope.

It may be that they feel they are doing the world a favour, crucifixion was on my list for you too.

 

[Cornish Steve]

still get annoyed sometime when they call me after midnight.

Ah, so you're the bloke who sweeps the bingo hall. "Hey, lover. Did you find an earring between the two fat ladies?"

 

[directmarketingadvice]

Why is it that most women want to date me or do other stuff with me when they find out that I am a businessman and drive 60K Mercedes? It seems that most women are gold diggers... I do not care it makes it easy for me but still get annoyed sometime when they call me after midnight...

do you have the same problem?

This reminds me of a post from a few weeks ago. It was about a young guy complaining that he was always being chatted up by women while driving his dad's expensive car.

Anyone remember that?

Steve

PS Both posts received similarly mocking responses.

 

(Posted for the purposes of criticism and review.... Those boots are awful... )

You misspelt boots ,and they are the finest silicon money can buy.:|

Earl

 

[TFGtv]

You misspelt boots ,and they are the finest silicon money can buy.:|

They probably are a major contribution to road safety... As (was it?) John Stalker used to say...

Call me old fashioned but I prefer a woman with a central nervous system... One that's fully wired up!

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

Your jokes are outdated and rather stupid. I do not care if you believe it is a fact that I have been intimate with more than 150 women... and i didnt say it is just because of the mercedes, I am good looking as well.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Mod,
Is it possible to put all of Poodles' posts in one easy to read thread?
Some of this stuff is gold,and deserves to be seen by as many as possible.

 

Your jokes are outdated and rather stupid. I do not care if you believe it is a fact that I have been intimate with more than 150 women... and i didnt say it is just because of the mercedes, I am good looking as well.

Only a 150 blimey I past that milestone 30 years ago.

You may need to get yourself a ferrari like mine.

Mercs are a bit old hat these days,common as fords ,as are BMW's..

Got to have something with a bit of class if you really want to score.

Modern woman knows a cheapskate when she see's one.

Earl

 

[Dawg]

Aye. when I were lad, used to tup 150 lasses int back seat of 'rarri just to get ready for breakfast.
Piston Pete not Dancin' Poodle.

 

[An Oasis]

Mod,
Is it possible to put all of Poodles' posts in one easy to read thread?
Some of this stuff is gold,and deserves to be seen by as many as possible.

I can’t remember what his nick was something like Anton 7, now there was a true nutter, similar to Poodle giggler but with real class.

Shame he got banned, his posts really were the best to date, he also had a problem in maintaining a relationship and thought he was 007 on days when his meds had run out.

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

hehe believe me if you want, I got a book with all the names written down... so...

 

[scribe]

Why is it that most women want to date me or do other stuff with me when they find out that I am a businessman and drive 60K Mercedes? It seems that most women are gold diggers... I do not care it makes it easy for me but still get annoyed sometime when they call me after midnight...

do you have the same problem?

I think the best thing for you to do, is to mas-DE-bate this topic over with your friends.

 

[PrestigeShopping]

Poodleboy, please do yourself a favour a move away from your computer. Your ridiculous topics and even worse business proposals are making you a laughing stock of the entire forum.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Poodleboy, please do yourself a favour a move away from your computer. Your ridiculous topics and even worse business proposals are making you a laughing stock of the entire forum.

So it's not Peter Jones then?

 

[Hattey]

Perhaps, as his name mentions poodles - he breeds them - hence the book with all the names in - keeping track of his breeding!!

 

[dingbat]

They probably are a major contribution to road safety... As (was it?) John Stalker used to say...

Sir Robert Mark said it. Stalker sold those sun awnings and security blinds - aka How to devalue your home in 3 easy steps.

 

[TFGtv]

Sir Robert Mark said it. Stalker sold those sun awnings and security blinds - aka How to devalue your home in 3 easy steps.

Ta for that! Those tyre ads must have been back in the 70's or early 80's...

How to devalue your home in 3 easy steps.

they are the finest silicon money can buy

....Ah yes. THAT'S the link to John Stalker...

 

Dont find you at all attractive flash car or not ! lol Theres a really fit man i fancy the pants off & he drives a van like moi ......not all women are gold diggers honYoure making yourself sound like a bit of a numpty !!!:redface:

 

[David Morson]

I think that is not the case with all women at least as far as my experience is concerned, If you had such experiences the its your problem.

 

[garyk]

Should change his name to 'DancingWithFairies'

 

[Jenni384]

I do not care if you believe it is a fact that I have been intimate with more than 150 women...

...Because this is a trait we women really find attractive in a man...

Hon, have you had a checkup lately?:redface:

 

Your jokes are outdated and rather stupid. I do not care if you believe it is a fact that I have been intimate with more than 150 women... and i didnt say it is just because of the mercedes, I am good looking as well.

This has to be the classic all time post!!!!!!!!! So DWP why don't you post a picture of yourself with your Merc (sorry, 60K Merc) and let us decide

 

[Jenni384]

Ahh, productive day at work, a nice vodka and tonic and a good chuckle to go with it. Thanks

 

[The Pines]

I do not care if you believe it is a fact that I have been intimate with more than 150 poodles...

Ah, so it's horizontal dancing...

Have you got a little black book???

 

[LoveMatch]

I read this post with interest.

DWP ( to use his nickname) suggests that he has received the attention of females purely because he is a businessman and drives a big car. The respondents try and use a tangent deflection approach or else demand proof of the OP claim.

I do find this site exciting in the battle of the uninformed.

May I suggest that ::::


1. one accepts he does drive a 60k Mercedes. Perhaps women are following the nature of perhaps this young person can be a good provider for my children. So what is wrong with him being more popular than a perosn who drives a 10 yr old skoda? Gripes in this direction siggest envy.

2. One assumes the OP is the one with the propensity to exaggerate. In that event, the female will still stand by her man, as long as he reciprocates the real feelings between two people.

There is no difference between the two scenarios such as a post pubescent boy dreaming of marrying Rachel Riley from Countdown, but will be happy and content in committing to the lass who works the till at the local petrol station.

Can anyone on here go on record and state they settled down with the person they hoped for? If they can, I would request more proof than a datestamp on a windscreen.

However, it is apparent from this thread that cynicism and envy do exceed objectivity, and perhaps in itself protestations do enlighen more than possible misstatements.

 

I read this post with interest.

DWP ( to use his nickname) suggests that he has received the attention of females purely because he is a businessman and drives a big car. The respondents try and use a tangent deflection approach or else demand proof of the OP claim.

I do find this site exciting in the battle of the uninformed.

May I suggest that ::::


1. one accepts he does drive a 60k Mercedes. Perhaps women are following the nature of perhaps this young person can be a good provider for my children. So what is wrong with him being more popular than a perosn who drives a 10 yr old skoda? Gripes in this direction siggest envy.

2. One assumes the OP is the one with the propensity to exaggerate. In that event, the female will still stand by her man, as long as he reciprocates the real feelings between two people.

There is no difference between the two scenarios such as a post pubescent boy dreaming of marrying Rachel Riley from Countdown, but will be happy and content in committing to the lass who works the till at the local petrol station.

Can anyone on here go on record and state they settled down with the person they hoped for? If they can, I would request more proof than a datestamp on a windscreen.

However, it is apparent from this thread that cynicism and envy do exceed objectivity, and perhaps in itself protestations do enlighen more than possible misstatements.

Are you watch Countdown.

That explains it.:|

Earl

 

[Dawg]

However, it is apparent from this thread that cynicism and envy do exceed objectivity, and perhaps in itself protestations do enlighen more than possible misstatements.

However it is apparent from this post that gullibility and naiveté do exceed worldliness, and perhaps in itself Poodleblather does enlighten more than social worker nerdese.

Ummm....Yeesss.

 

[SillyJokes]

I too have a book with names in it. I expect you'd be interested to hear there are boys names as well as girls names, roughly a thousand of each.






It's called the Oxford Book of Baby Names.

Surely the allusion to Countdown is an indicator of how poodles spends his days - at home in front of the telly (or just gets in from school in time for said show). I, on the other hand, haven't seen Countdown for many years.

 

[Wild Goose]

Recently, I find myself pursued by a hottie leather-clad Harley-ridin' divorcee who frequently calls after midnight, and every other time of the day come to that.

I'd wondered why this blonde-biker goddess might interrupt the beauty-sleep of a forty-something wimp accountant with button-down shirts - and now that I know it's my Rover 75 I'm gonna px it for something less flash!

Thank you Poodles.

 

[Hodgson111]

Your jokes are outdated and rather stupid. I do not care if you believe it is a fact that I have been intimate with more than 150 women... and i didnt say it is just because of the mercedes, I am good looking as well.

Well done you have managed to make my day thanks

 

[Wild Goose]

Your jokes are outdated and rather stupid. I do not care if you believe it is a fact that I have been intimate with more than 150 women... and i didnt say it is just because of the mercedes....

Got it! You're a kerb crawler.

I am good looking as well.

Are you by any chance that actor chappie from Love Actually and Bridget Jones' Diary?