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Following a thread earlier Deniser has prompted me to start the above. Should prove to be interesting.
I had quite a few from paper boy to cleaning the flour off the floor in a bakery,scouring the labels off used pill bottles in a pharmacy and cleaning the owners 2 cars in all weathers for 50p extra, turkey plucker in a butchers.
However probably the best was when I left school prior to my apprenticeship starting. My dad told me I wasnt going to waste the summer till the apprenticeship so he said he'd get me a job where he worked for the summer.It was in a university local to us. I naturally didnt want to be anywhere my dad worked but was forced to attend an interview with the bursar. Got to the facility and met with the bursar who was very nice, I went through the motions for my dad and all was well. She proceeded to give me tour of the uni, so being bored went round with her. As we went passed the refectory it was now lunch time and she showed me through the glass doors and a vision of what heaven must be like for men hit me. Four hundred girls, just girls mind you, all sat at lunch.





The bursar stood on my tongue to bring me back to life, I could not believe my luck. Naturally I accepted the position and would start the following Monday. All weekend I couldnt wait to tell all my mates. Sunday, bath night. Two bars of soap, shampoo. Monday clean collar, clean shoes, clean hair and liberal sprinklings of BRUT 33. Met my superior, Head Porter in the kitchens. All I could think about was show me the girls, show me the girls. As the day progressed I was led around the building and it was suddenly dawning on me, I asked where were all the gir... I mean students. Well in best nursery rhyme fashion......Theyve all gone home for the summer. The moan was heard echoing around the building for days
Ahh Halcyon Days:redface:
I had quite a few from paper boy to cleaning the flour off the floor in a bakery,scouring the labels off used pill bottles in a pharmacy and cleaning the owners 2 cars in all weathers for 50p extra, turkey plucker in a butchers.
However probably the best was when I left school prior to my apprenticeship starting. My dad told me I wasnt going to waste the summer till the apprenticeship so he said he'd get me a job where he worked for the summer.It was in a university local to us. I naturally didnt want to be anywhere my dad worked but was forced to attend an interview with the bursar. Got to the facility and met with the bursar who was very nice, I went through the motions for my dad and all was well. She proceeded to give me tour of the uni, so being bored went round with her. As we went passed the refectory it was now lunch time and she showed me through the glass doors and a vision of what heaven must be like for men hit me. Four hundred girls, just girls mind you, all sat at lunch.
The bursar stood on my tongue to bring me back to life, I could not believe my luck. Naturally I accepted the position and would start the following Monday. All weekend I couldnt wait to tell all my mates. Sunday, bath night. Two bars of soap, shampoo. Monday clean collar, clean shoes, clean hair and liberal sprinklings of BRUT 33. Met my superior, Head Porter in the kitchens. All I could think about was show me the girls, show me the girls. As the day progressed I was led around the building and it was suddenly dawning on me, I asked where were all the gir... I mean students. Well in best nursery rhyme fashion......Theyve all gone home for the summer. The moan was heard echoing around the building for days
Ahh Halcyon Days:redface: