Tell me what you need help with

[cupajo]

If I can't help I will try to find someone who can.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Cupajo

 

[creospace]

That's a kind offer,

I have a load of garden rubbish to shift, could you send someone around?

cheers

Gary

 

[Coding Monkey]

I could do with a regex pattern that can correctly decipher entire English statements and transfer them into mathematical statements to determine their validity for search results.

 

[creospace]

I'm spending today making a list of stuff I need, this guy could be useful.

it's an offer to good to pass up

 

[Coding Monkey]

I hear ya, Gary.

I need a new pair of shoes, could do with a few new silk ties and wouldn't mind the oven being cleaned. All for free.

 

[cjd]

I think we're setting our sights too low here; let's raise the game.

An end to the Arab/Israeli conflict please. By friday.

Thanks.

(Do we get another go?)

 

[creacom]

I have an almost flat roof at the back of my house that is going to need waterproofed and relined. Also the overflow pipe coming from the tank will need to be extended down to the gutter.

Anytime before Wednesday will be fine.

 

[webit]

I woke up this morning looking for a system that would deliver '15 Ways This Automated System Puts Cash Into Your Pocket!'

If anyone can help let me know, nothing else really.

 

[Tin]

Two large cones with rasberry sauce on top for me please... ok three!

 

[Mwebb]

I woke up this morning looking for a system that would deliver '15 Ways This Automated System Puts Cash Into Your Pocket!'

If anyone can help let me know, nothing else really.

That's funny!!

But i am going with the ice cream cones and raspberry sauce!

 

[WakingDragon]

What is this thing that's stuck under my thumbnail? Its too far in to get out. It might be a splinter. Can you send me a sewing needle?

 

[Pebble Communications]

My oven needs fixing.

 

[lorraine1]

Could you dislodge the gangster government and make our country a politically correct free zone please?

 

[winton50]

Could you please arrange a massive cash injection for AFC Bournemouth and for another packet of the lovely cookies I had on sunday to be sent round

Thanks in advance

Stu

 

[DarrenC]

Could you please arrange a massive cash injection for AFC Bournemouth and for another packet of the lovely cookies I had on sunday to be sent round

Thanks in advance

Stu

I have £2.50 will that buy a player?

 

[Cornish Steve]

Could you please arrange a massive cash injection for AFC Bournemouth and for another packet of the lovely cookies I had on sunday to be sent round

Thanks in advance

Stu

I have £2.50 will that buy a player?

Watch out because the current owners may try to sell you the team at that price.

 

[refreshious]

I woke up this morning looking for a system that would deliver '15 Ways This Automated System Puts Cash Into Your Pocket!'

If anyone can help let me know, nothing else really.

:lol: :lol:

 

[winton50]

Actually the three players that left before the last one (if you see what I mean) went to Burnley for....wait for it....




Nuffink!

so 'yes probably' is the answer

 

[lorraine1]

You boys, can't stop laughing, my stomach hurts, stop it now :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[DarrenC]

Ah well, least you didn't offload your best youth players to Chelsea for wait for it... nothing. These lads are potentially better than Woodgate and Bowyer at their height.

Anyway back on topic.

I'd like a holiday in NZ, £10,000 to promote my business, and a new car. Please