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Watch :|
She gave me a watch as a love token :|
That watch said it was waterproof to 200m. I wore it once in the shower and that was it - kaput
Mate - stop buying cheap watches at service stations![]()
It's coped with wetter conditions than a shower - prior to your ownership of it
(I'm talking about my fishtank, obviously.)
Yes, and looked what the end result was; you got stuck in it, and we had to call the fire brigade and the flood defence team out.
Pops ~xx~
Wow - it's like reading porn whilst I'm sat here trying to work out how best to put a new car through the business. Very distracting![]()
Remind me again what I got my watch stuck in?
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I heard his equipment was massive, but to get stuck - jeez
(Im talking about his tank - obviously)
This tank?
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Yes that's the one, see there are the firemen in their swimming trunks getting ready to dive in and save you.
Pops ~xx~
Firemen!?
I had Jami e Redk napp, j ohn bish op, jimm-y c arr and Ja c k White-hall in there that day! I thought you would have remembered their presence?!?
It was originally Jimmy's watch actually. Hence the rather large face.