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How many employees do you have?

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I am just wondering.
Here are the categories:

1. Its just me (or me and my dog)
2. Me and my wife/partner/girlfriend/lover
3. Family business
4. 1-5 employees
5. 6-10 employees
6. 11-20 employees
7. 21-30 employees
8. 31-40 employees
9. 41-50 employees
10. 50 or more.

Just select the right numbe and elaborate. At the peak of my business career I was at number 6 but now because of the recession I am at number 4 :(
 
Wow :eek:...just red the 'marketing' blurb on your home page:

"BEST CHOCOLATE IN LONDON!!! Don't eat the crap cadbury and other **** chocolate try my chocolate. CALL ME TODAY. I CAN SUPPLY STORES AND STALLS AND EVERYTHING ELSE!". Second to none. :eek:

Good lord Poodles you are a funny person! Someone ought to pass this on to Cadbury's! :D

Obviously its a wind up website and you're not in business of any kind right? :rolleyes: Love the 'testimonials' Lmao.
 
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Hello. I think you should leave this guy alone he is trying to start in business, I think we should all try our best to give him the up-most support within starting in the world of business.

~I do see hes reviews by the customer. I think he typed them out
Rachel Stephens - Strictly come dancing.?

John Smth - The beer.?

Also how can you sell a product if there is how page to show whats in the product or a lisenced logo, or a picture of the product on the page.?
 
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Hello. I think you should leave this guy alone he is trying to start in business, I think we should all try our best to give him the up-most support within starting in the world of business.
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There's always one. :rolleyes:

His website is priceless. My favourite bit is the pricing page. You get discounts if you buy in bulk unless its over 1000 then you get charged more "because its too much work"!:D
 
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Media inc said:
Hello. I think you should leave this guy alone he is trying to start in business, I think we should all try our best to give him the up-most support within starting in the world of business.

~I do see hes reviews by the customer. I think he typed them out
Rachel Stephens - Strictly come dancing.?

John Smth - The beer.?

Also how can you sell a product if there is how page to show whats in the product or a lisenced logo, or a picture of the product on the page.?
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Anyone else who remembers older DWP threads beginning to think that perhaps he and Media Inc are one and the same?
 
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Media inc said:
Hello. I think you should leave this guy alone he is trying to start in business, I think we should all try our best to give him the up-most support within starting in the world of business.

~I do see hes reviews by the customer. I think he typed them out
Rachel Stephens - Strictly come dancing.?

John Smth - The beer.?

Also how can you sell a product if there is how page to show whats in the product or a lisenced logo, or a picture of the product on the page.?
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Oh do give it a rest! First you come on here with your inane, insane and ridiculous questions and now you are defending another poster with a site that quite frankly is insulting and down right rude!
 
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There, I was wondering, we havent heard from DWP in a while now. How many people work day and night to maintain your website out of your 1-5?

Has anybody tried ringing this number on the website? On my to-do for monday.
 
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this and that said:
No its not, It hilarious and downright entertaining.
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Sorry, can't agree on that one! If I was Cadbury I would have ripped that site to bits! If a product is so amazing there is absolutely no need to insult it's competition!

The site is pathetic and of absolutely no quality at all :)
 
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I doubt Cadbury know, but I think its funny.
So do many others on here find it funny, come on wheres your sense of humour lol
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Oh trust me, I have a sense of humour! A very dryvonevin fact! :)

I just don't like to see idiots berate other people for the sake of a product, which quite obviously isn't good enough to be marketed without insulting other companies.

And. . . . . . . I like Cadbury's :)
 
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I am surprised that they let DWP out of the mental hospital again so quickly. Mind you there is something that they call 'Care in the community' I think they call it.

Makes me wonder how the poor chap got on what with his chocolate factory so vulnerable on that 1 m2 of space that he rents on the pavement near the Lib's HQ. I mean it's a wondor all those students didn't add a few extra flavours to the mixing bowl. :eek:
 
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Makes me wonder how the poor chap got on what with his chocolate factory so vulnerable on that 1 m2 of space that he rents on the pavement near the Lib's HQ. I mean it's a wondor all those students didn't add a few extra flavours to the mixing bowl. :eek:
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Ah, that explains everything - the demonstration was peaceful, DWP, the canny business man that we know he is, spots his opportunity and starts flogging his chocolate to the students, all that sugar and caffeine ... and the rest is history!

DWP - a new tagline for your chocolate - "DWP chocolate - guaranteed to create a riot (of taste in your mouth)"

Jeff
 
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Alas I make you right mate but lets face it only the rich students from wealthy parents are leading this protest and only they can aford £6 quid a bar.

The rest of the riff-raf peasants can only afford a big bar of galaxy @ £1 in Harrods or £2 for the best Belguim chocate in the world Greens at just £2 quid from any supermarket.

The mention of which I have just sussed it. Students and Chocolate at £6 quid a pop and no Rizzlers needed - if you know what I mean. No wonder then DWP is always up in the clouds.

Rob
 
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I have been having a pretty rubbish morning but this site has just changed the entire mood of the office. its comedy genius!!!

This is clearly a site for people to link on social media and click on his adsense advert but very well done
 
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what is wrong with my website. at least its not boring. if you do not like it dont look at it I will be updating it soon anyway;)
 
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Come on poodles lets get this thread running longer than your first one, should be entertaining leading up to Christmas mate.

You still EMPIRE BUILDING?
 
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Lol Noodles, sorry, Poodles your website is genious and your other thread is...well there are no words to describe it!

Can you send me some free samples of your undoubtedly delicious chocolates? I'll post of pic on here of me eating them to prove everyone wrong. ;):D
 
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How come DWP is a free member but still gets a signature? I though these were removed from all free members? Or is it just because he is such a great business man he gets special treatment?
 
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How come DWP is a free member but still gets a signature? I though these were removed from all free members? Or is it just because he is such a great business man he gets special treatment?
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all free members can have signatures, only paid members can have ones with active links in them.
 
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easy printy boy no hate there is enough for everyone
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easiprint said:
How come DWP is a free member but still gets a signature? I though these were removed from all free members? Or is it just because he is such a great business man he gets special treatment?
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it is 8:22 and I am already working hard as I have a big order from Manchester worth £5K... are the 34 employees the rats in your house:D?

Bri said:
Why......it isnt really worth the effort is it....its chocco time again,:cool:,Poodles strikes this time of year again........by the way I have 34 employees, any advances poods or are they all chocolate soldiers:|
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it is 8:22 and I am already working hard as I have a big order from Manchester worth £5K... are the 34 employees the rats in your house:D?
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Nah only two of them are rats, its their annual review coming up might give them performance related bonus, theyve done well this year on their recycling efforts alone.;)
 
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DWP.

You know no-one believes you and that you are an abosolute joke.I mean you have had that web site for over a year now and still have your fictional choc bars priced in USD.

You obviously havent sold a single bar and now you have a £5K order from Manchester. How many Manchurian Dollars is that.

Stick to monoploy money pooch. All this currency fluctuations and conversion will do you pea sized brain in.:D:eek:
 
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