Free samples condoms

[5 August mov.]

Dear members!

I am planning to import a very popular brand of luxury Japanese condom into the the UK. I have obtained the necessary clearence for this, i.e. EU quality checks, EU safety checks etc. I am now in the process of giving out free samples ( I have already given a few to night clubs and grocery shops). Have you guys got any further ideas of who I can give these free samples to? Thank you guys!

Regards
Ken

 

[OliverLuke]

Me!! How about contacting some online adult e-commerce websites? Or even go to colleges and university's?

 

[5 August mov.]

Hi Oliver,

Thanks! Do you work in universities?

Regards
K

 

[ethical PR]

give them out to the sort of places where your target audience are likely to visit.

 

[Spearmint]

Grocery Shops :|

So that's what the customers are patting when they play the jingle "That's Asda price"

 

[mids_biz_guy]

You say they are luxury, so i would suggest targeting people with a large disposable income

young male bankers, not sure how it would targeted to them.

Maybe see what magazines you could link with to offer a free sample.

What about freebie bags at exclusive events where your sample condom could o in

hope this is of some help

all the best with your venture (also more than happy to try a sample!)

 

[Montaigne]

I am planning to import a very popular brand of luxury Japanese condom into the the UK

How do you have a luxury condom? Is it hand-crafted from rare rubber plants?

 

[GraemeL]

I can assure you that these will not fit.

G

 

[tony84]

I can assure you that these will not fit.

G

I was thinking that. My mate was in the olympics in China and they had condoms around the accomodation. The organisers had to get European condoms in as the competitors from Europe were complaining they didnt fit.

On a side note... have you tried Brothels? or "Massage parlours"
Unis, colleges, night clubs, parks at night - i think the majority of kids are conceived on park benches anyway (the first and last were jokes by the way).

 

[Steve Sellers]

They give out free chlamydia test kits in my gym. So condoms would not be a bad thing to hand out with them? Why not contact someone who produces the test kits and get some condoms in with them?

 

[smo]

I can assure you that these will not fit.

G

This crossed my mind with the Japanese and Chinese not being known for having big equipment I think they might be a little on the small side for many europeans.

 

[90DC]

This crossed my mind with the Japanese and Chinese not being known for having big equipment I think they might be a little on the small side for many europeans.

Shift them onto the Americans then. On a serious note, how is a condom 'luxury'?

 

[sanjiv]

I am also wondering how it is luxury?

 

[Spearmint]

Shift them onto the Americans then. On a serious note, how is a condom 'luxury'?

When its come off! (maybe!)

 

[Gaskell]

Condoms are obtainable for free, a local tattoo parlour near me gives them out for free!

I'm also puzzled about how one can be luxury, does it have a silk lining

 

[Spearmint]

Condoms are obtainable for free, a local tattoo parlour near me gives them out for free!

There's got to be a few jokes after that statement, but I'll get myself banned if I do another after my last posting!

 

[SeaTheStars]

We don't practice safe sex in the UK, so bad understanding of your market.

 

[SneakSMS]

We don't practice safe sex in the UK, so bad understanding of your market.

Thank **** you're not advising Durex, Condomi, Mates etc

 

[Banned]

I can assure you that these will not fit.

G

Agree, I also found them far to big.

 

[JDX_John]

Generally many peoples do not like condoms but the condoms are very beneficial for safe sex that means if you use condoms during your sex act then there is no any danger of affecting from sexually transmitted diseases. And the condoms is also the best way for avoiding unwanted pregnancies...

There are various kinds of condoms available in market now as well as it is available online also here is one of the site is

Wow what a coincidence that someone called CCO just joined UKBF and happened to see this thread.

 

[GraemeL]

Agree, I also found them far to big.

To reply would get me into a tight spot....

 

[QuickHomeBuyers]

I welcome free samples, a written PDF report will be made available if the tests go as planned.

 

[5 August mov.]

Thank you everyone for their reply!

If you are a condom user, feel free to PM me with your address and I will send out some samples for you, as a thank you and Christmas gift!

I assure you they will fit as they are specifically made for European size.

Thank all again, and hope to hear from you all soon!

 

[Spearmint]

Just for information, I've just read about a new type of condom about to come onto the market.

I've copied the info in below:-

Durex is set to launch a new blood-flow boosting condom that promises to improve a man's erection, increase his stamina and even boost his ***** size.
The condom was awarded a CE mark in August, which means it can be sold across Europe over the counter. So unlike its wearers, it should be coming soon.
Dubbed 'Viagra in a condom', Durex's new offering contains a patented gel inside the tip that boosts blood flow within the *****, promising a firmer, larger and longer-lasting erection.
The Zanifil gel, from Futura Medical Plc, is based on the chemical nitroglycerine, which has been used to treat chest pain and heart failure since the 19th century. The drug widens the blood vessels by relaxing the muscles in the vessel walls, increasing blood flow.
The condom, known as CSD500, is expected to bring some seriously stiff competition ) to the existing market. In comparison trials with standard condoms, a significant proportion of testers reported improvements in their erection and ***** size, while many women reported a longer-lasting sexual experience.
A spokesman for Futura said: “The commercial potential of CSD500 is obvious with one in 10 men in the world having erectile dysfunction.
“However, CSD500 differs from erectile dysfunction drugs like Viagra because it is specifically aimed at men who struggle to maintain an erection whilst wearing a condom.”
Manufacturers also claim the product would encourage men to use protection and help curb the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

 

[Montaigne]

I still want to know what makes a condom a luxury item?

 

[movietub]

I still want to know what makes a condom a luxury item?

Well like all luxury items you don't need to them, but it's preferable in many cases if you can afford one

 

[JDX_John]

I still want to know what makes a condom a luxury item?

A luxury condom comes in a nicer box.

 

[movietub]

I have question about these being imported from Japan... Some people have already made jokes, but in all seriousness there is a well documented difference in average size between western and eastern chaps! It is a generalisation of course, but you can be pretty damned sure that the companies that make condoms for a geographical market will make the same generalisations to make their products suitable and as appealing as possible to the largest number of people.

So doesn't that raise a few issues?

1) One of the USPs is that they are from a part of the world that any expert would concede has on average 'smaller tinkles than the UK', so any bloke buying them has to wonder what statement he is making about himself.

2) For the same reasons above, there could be a concern it wouldn't be comfortable, or could even fail altogether (that makes for a very expensive condom).

3) Lets face it, it's hard to break in to any mass market, especially when the product is for personal use, has to be proven as reliable and is up against such long term established brands.


That said I may buy one pack to give to a friend. I'll tell him it was all the chemists had in his size.

 

[JDX_John]

90% of the clothes you wear are also made in countries where the average build is smaller. Being made in Japan != Japanese condoms

 

[movietub]

90% of the clothes you wear are also made in countries where the average build is smaller. Being made in Japan != Japanese condoms

That's because they're made in countries where labour is much cheaper! I am probably wearing something stitched in India right now, but I'm not dressed like an Indian!

These Condoms are to be marketed as a 'Japanese' condom. A little bit different. And specifically not made for our market.

 

[Rhyl Lightworks]

Reminds me of a joke doing the rounds at the height of the cold war -
For reasons of proproganda USSR sent an order to USA for 1000000 condoms 12" size. USA duly delivered them and labelled them 'medium size'.

Barrie

 

[JDX_John]

Yeah, maybe they will sell well for men who like the ego boost of being too big for their condoms!

 

[movietub]

Yeah, maybe they will sell well for men who like the ego boost of being too big for their condoms!

So the date's gone well, and you're back home together - things are looking good.

Man pulls condom out, unwraps and throws back his head in laughter 'That'll never fit me!'. At this point he has made himself seem very impressive... But deliberately bought the one condom that guarantees he won't get any action.

I think this plan needs work...

 

[Banned]

I am probably wearing something stitched in India right now, but I'm not dressed like an Indian!

Sometimes you really do give just to much information.

 

[movietub]

Sometimes you really do give just to much information.

Not wearing like that!!!

All my condoms are stitched by middle class women in the Cotswolds

 

[JDX_John]

So the date's gone well, and you're back home together - things are looking good.

Man pulls condom out, unwraps and throws back his head in laughter 'That'll never fit me!'. At this point he has made himself seem very impressive... But deliberately bought the one condom that guarantees he won't get any action.

I think this plan needs work...

Alternatively, he gets the ego boost AND has a perfect excuse to avoid wearing it in the first place. BAD BAD BAD of course but men are scoundrels