Fish puns

[Coding Monkey]

During the early hours of this morning, several members engaged in what might change the course of history of UKBF. Yes, fish puns were involved for 3 pages of a thread until nearly 2am. Unfortunately, because of the nature of the thread, it was deleted. Yet now you have another opportunity to get in involved and show your dedication to the almighty fish.

So, dive in and have a whale of a time.

 

[Jayne]

Roy should be joining in this thread, he's been fishing for ideas off the net for ages :lol:

Jayne

 

[Coding Monkey]

You batter believe it!

 

[SuffolkDesigns]

cod off

Didn't realise the thread had been deleted, thought marlinks stopped working

 

[Jayne]

Sadly the thread was deep fried, we had cod all to do with that, our fishy humour went down like an old trout :lol:

Jayne

 

[gordonthegofor]

Do you think this is the right PLAICE to discus this

 

[Jayne]

Maybe not, but we are here to ray :lol:

Jayne

 

[MarkPearson]

Something fishy is going on around this plaice

All this talk of fish is getting a dab silly!

Who is going to be the heart and sole of the new years party tonight? and who is going to flounder in the corner all night.

The party I am going to is a house party, in a very small house, I think we will all be squeezed in like sardines.

I am starting my night with some heavy spirits to warm the my cockles!

But I am dreading the thought of all that booze tonight as my mouth will be like a dogfish tomorrow and my leg mussels will be aching me with all that dancing!

I think thats enough from me.... lol

 

[Coding Monkey]

I hope no one poaches this thread. It's truly eelspirational.

 

[creacom]

Cod almighty !!

We are back in business !!! Cant believe this one got reeled in last night. I mean the scale off the humour was wonderful !

':lol:'

 

[Jayne]

Ever worse if they come trouting for business :lol:

Jayne

 

[creacom]

I am laughing so much I am problems whiting !!

 

[Coding Monkey]

Well, you can't pleasea everyone

 

[Coding Monkey]

I hope you're not steaming. I don't want you to croaker through laughing too much.

 

[creacom]

Dont worry I am a Dabs hand at CPR !

':lol:'

 

[Jayne]

Don't be shelfish Jacqui and tell all us small fry how to do it too :lol:

Jayne

 

[Coding Monkey]

Hopefully this thread stays clean and isn't deleted. We don't want any wannabe Klu Klux Clam members turning up and causing a wave of controversy

 

[creacom]

I cant. My mussels have haddock enough for oneday !

 

[Jayne]

Now that would be a fishing shame :lol:

Jayne

 

[creacom]

A reel shame

 

[Jayne]

Mind you, thy'll have to catch us first :lol:

Jayne

 

[MarkPearson]

I dont mean to 'Carp' on, but this thread is very funny and we all must be pretty board today.

This thread is the 'Oyster' in the time out section.

I am happy that all that icy weather has gone or I would have to 'Skate' my way to the party tonight!

I am waiting for someone to throw in a 'Red herring' to divert the conversation from fish puns.

Time for me to 'Perch' my bum at my desk and do some work.

I thought I 'Smelt' a 'Shark' yesterday when harryfrank1981 was caught with a double ID!

 

[Jayne]

I'd like to point out, this is not a thread for the member fish, but fun fish puns for all fun fish punners across the globe :lol:

It's fun fish frivolity :lol:

So join the net with us slack sardines, who are not drinking alcohol honest :lol:

Jayne

 

[Rob Holmes]

It's fun fish frivolity :lol:

Yea no getting crabby



Rob

 

[Coding Monkey]

Mark certainly knows how to go over board with his puns. They're simply fintastic!

 

[bwglaw]

What a kettle of wet fish you all are!

 

[Jayne]

Rob, i'm not getting crabby, i'm having a whale of a time...still on holiday, been stuck in all week and am bored out of my scales.

Jayne :lol:

 

[fastfences]

You guys are all sick! :twisted:

This is simply the most enormous scale of idiocracy I am yet to sea.

Cheers, Nigel

 

[Coding Monkey]

Nigel, that's outraygeous

 

[creospace]

Pollocks!

 

[Tin]

Phew! glad to see 'fishy' has gone... he was really out of 'plaice' here
Sorry

Ray

Have a great New Year everyone

 

[Jayne]

Phew! glad to see 'fishy' has gone... he was really out of 'plaice' here
Sorry

Ray

Have a great New Year everyone

Oh you are a little Ray of sunshine :lol:

 

[creacom]

We will really have to stop carping on about fish at some point !!

I hold my hands up and admit I started it all yesterday by saying there was something fishy about Harry/Fish/Bob/Matildas offer !

Eel never live this one down !!

':lol:'

 

[Jayne]

Or Eel will freeze over first :lol:

Jayne

 

[Jayne]

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?


At least 10, the light bulb would have been that big and weighed that much, you'd need that many to hold it :lol:

Jayne

 

[Hayles]

ohhh, I catch your drift now Jayne :lol:

 

[bwglaw]

Th best business for 'fishy' would be to set up a fishmongers ... the slippery eel!

 

[creospace]

I can't fathom out why it's so clammy in here

 

[DuaneJackson]

Look guys, this isn't the plaice for fish related humour. I don't try and say it's ok becuause it's new year. It wont kelp, I wasn't prawn yesterday. I'm getting a bad haddock from having the read this thread. Posting to pointless thread is a bad halibut. This isn't manta be funny, I don't want to have a roe about it.

I'm going to listen to some music and drink reef. So don't expect me to chip in.

We'll start with Sea eeled with a kiss and then Sole Train. I love that tuna.
If you wan't something better to do then theres a good film on tonight with Pike Lee and Skate Moss in it.

If this thread was about mammals then I'd give it my seal of approval.

 

[Jayne]

Are you having a wave of hot flushes Gary :lol:

Jayne