Fish puns

[Admiral Collections]

All this fishy talk has knocked me off my perch

However is it just me or is there a stench?


Nic :wink:

 

[Jayne]

lol..Duane, best post so far, you are really tuna'd in :lol:

Jayne

 

[creacom]

Ohhh Jayne, Ive been trying to think of a way to use tuna'd in for ages !

You are really shellfish !

':lol:'

 

[Tin]

How about famous celebs?

Like.....

Clint Eastwood in the film Outlaw Josey Whales
Weather man extrordinaire Michael Fish
Scottish MP Alex Salmond
Arthur Daley (famous loan shark)
Winning Lines quiz host Fillet Schofield (ok, stetching it a bit here)


I should have better things to do than read here

Ray

 

[Coding Monkey]

Stephen Fry
Joanna Lumsea
Cod Stewart

 

[Tin]

Geez! Tom, that was quick. It took me carp 'n' hour to think mine up.

 

[creacom]

What about the greatest power of them all :

The almight Cod

':lol:'

Jacqui

 

[Coding Monkey]

Don't worry about it, Tin. Cod just have me a more passionate sole than many

 

[fastfences]

For many years I've had a wish,
to live my life as a fish,
to slither about with an eel,
oh, how sensuous that would feel.

In shallow tide or ocean deep,
whilst wide awake or passive sleep,
my dream's to go to gambling school,
where I'll make money and scoop the pool.

800 thousand, would that be good?
My brother's done it, he said he would!
So now with you I'd like to share,
Come and join me, if you'll dare.

Please, oh please, don't swim away,
we'll make money every day.
If this were true, oh how I wish,
To believe the promise of a fish :wink:
Cheers, Nigel

 

[Admiral Collections]

Cod Rock

Judie Tench

Pike Lee

Pike Milligan


On your Knees Mac

Nic :wink:

 

[Jayne]

Loved the poem Nigel :lol:

Jayne

 

[Coding Monkey]

There is no cod back to Nigel's post. It's absolelutely fintastic.

 

[Tin]

Nige... you're in the wrong job mate or did you pinch that from somewhere? Either way, you're a clever cod!

Ray

 

[Jayne]

Nigel is a poem expert, he's done some lovely ones

Jayne

 

[DuaneJackson]

Un eouf already! omletting you get away with this becuase I know you'll get bored of fish and move on to eggs.
Have an eggstra special evening all, I'll chick this thread tomorrow. Cracking stuff.

 

[fastfences]

Nige... you're in the wrong job mate or did you pinch that from somewhere?
Ray

Pinch it? How would one ever fluke a ditty so relevant? No, I'm just a word meister :wink:
Ta 4 the compliment :wink:
Cheers, Nigel

 

[Jayne]

Catch you later egg head :lol:

You can read the yolks tomorrow :lol:

Jayne

 

[Asteeleleith]

have u all gone raying, codding, sharking, eelsane? lol

Al

 

[Jayne]

Yes we're all as slack as kippers :lol:

 

[Urban Space]

Is it just me who thinks this is getting a bit repetitive? :lol:

Can't think up a fish pun lol!

Liam

 

[fastfences]

Is it just me who thinks this is getting a bit repetitive? :lol:
Liam

Maybe. Perhaps you're a 'fish out of water' on this thread :wink:
Cheers, Nigel

 

[Cornish Steve]

I missed this thread because I was out fishing all day. My son asked how to stop the fish from smelling. I suggested he cut off their noses.

 

[fastfences]

Goodness me Steve. I bet you floundered around trying to think that up! You'd better pike up your act :wink:
Cheers, Nigel

 

[creacom]

Whats all this I keep herring about this thread becoming repetitive !!!

I know we are all a bit gobby but its only a joke.

How can anyone hake our fish puns ??

':lol:'

 

[Coding Monkey]

I flounder the same question myself

 

[Coding Monkey]

Oh, pollocks it's a bank holiday and no where is open. That's dep friend my chances of having my watch adjusted.