What do you find offensive/annoying?

[Zeno]

Add to that religious groups/door to door sellers when the conversation goes like this.

Picture the scene. It's a Saturday or Sunday morning. Me and Mrs Black and White are still in bed after a night on the tiles. My primary concerns are getting up for a fry up, going back to bed, getting up for a take away, match of the day, back to bed.

KNOCK KNOCK!

I pull my sorry carcass out of bed. Throw on whatever clothes are on the floor, trudge down stairs and answer the door.

"Hello sir, we are the in the area and are..."

And I am them presented with some religious item or a brocheure.

I reply with "let me stop you there. I'm not interested thank you very much". And then....

"But do you realise....."

To which I reply

"I'm really not interested thank you"

Now I have been polite. I have no interest in religion or cleaning products and the like and have told them as much to which I reply.

"What part of I am not interested do you not understand.Stop talking, get off my property and do not come back. The next time you do I will insert, without lubrication, whatever it is you are trying to sell me into the smallest orifice of your body I can find. Now do one"

Seems to do the trick

But do you want to be dammed for all eternity?

These kind people are giving up their own time to save your soul you ungrateful heathen...

 

[Dawg]

"What part of I am not interested do you not understand.Stop talking, get off my property and do not come back. The next time you do I will insert, without lubrication, whatever it is you are trying to sell me into the smallest orifice of your body I can find. Now do one"

Seems to do the trick

It'll be 'interesting' if through your self inflicted miasma you fail to recognize a plain clothes detective, and spend the rest of the weekend nekkid in custody having being nicked for slightly-annoying-a-copper-working-on-the-weekend. "Oh my God" you'll go, "Jesus H Kerhist": but He won't be listening....

 

[blackandwhite1986]

It'll be 'interesting' if through your self inflicted miasma you fail to recognize a plain clothes detective, and spend the rest of the weekend nekkid in custody having being nicked for slightly-annoying-a-copper-working-on-the-weekend. "Oh my God" you'll go, "Jesus H Kerhist": but He won't be listening....

Ah the irony!

 

[blackandwhite1986]

But do you want to be dammed for all eternity?

These kind people are giving up their own time to save your soul you ungrateful heathen...

Yes I do want to be damned for all eternity. Its more fun that way!

The only time I have ever turned to religion was at school when I convinced my R.E teacher I was a Jehovnas Witness. Therefore I got 2 weeks off this class and spent the hour and a half stuffing food and staring at the girls doing P.E before being found out that I wasn't.

Since that day I have been of the opinion that religion failed me and have dismissed it ever since

 

[Greg1006]

People that start a telephone conversation with "Hello it's me".
Also, chavs who play music from their mobile phones in public. Do they really need a soundtrack to accompany them?

 

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Hazel Blears MP