Need Help With Choosing A Slogan - Prize For Best

[berwick53]

Hi I'm going to start a web hosting company but i need a Slogan the company will be called Evil Host The Prize is Free Hosting For 3 Months With 5gb Space 10gb Bandwidth and 5 Mysql Databases. The Winner Will Receive a PM with the Details.

The Free Hosting Will Start On The 1st Of September

Thanks Sam

 

[Cornish Steve]

"Our service is wicked!"

 

[iArtist]

"Our service is wicked!"

Very clever

 

[berwick53]

"Our service is wicked!"

Very Clever with using Wicked.


Im keeping this Slogan Competition Open For 2 More Days

 

[Jeff FV]

'The devil's in the detail - let Evil Host solve your problems.'

 

[sjr4x4]

hmmm, got to be honest, if I was looking for hosting, a company called "Evil Host" wouldn't inspire me personally, but each to their own.

Its a pretty saturated market, so maybe this is a way to stand out?

ok, my effort.. "Evil Hosting with Satanic Service.."

 

[berwick53]

hmmm, got to be honest, if I was looking for hosting, a company called "Evil Host" wouldn't inspire me personally, but each to their own.

Its a pretty saturated market, so maybe this is a way to stand out?

ok, my effort.. "Evil Hosting with Satanic Service.."

The only Reason im calling Evil Host is because a similar venture of mine was Called Evilmodz so i want to keep them similar so i can and make a Brand

 

[Burdett]

Don't complain it's first thing that I could think of:


Our prices are so low it's criminal!

Our Service is so good it's criminal!

Come to the dark side

Warning! Evil Webhosting could be fatal!

 

[straightdrive]

"Excellent service is our favorite sin"

 

[Burdett]

You'll reap(er) the benefits

 

[berwick53]

You'll reap(er) the benefits

I like this one

 

[James Pepper]

Why not switch the brand round....

Fest Evil..... Party with us...
Med Evil......
E-Vil
Int-Evil..... Take a break, we'll work whilst you can't

Then have a happier strapline.

 

[berwick53]

any others ?

 

[OscarM]

Evil Hosting, because the others are just bad.

 

[Burdett]

Don't settle for the lesser of two evils muahaha

 

[iArtist]

'The devil's in the detail - let Evil Host solve your problems.'

oooh very good this one!!

 

[Dawg]

DEvilish Good.

(BTW: what does anyone do with 3 months of hosting??)

 

"Evil Host - Support only during half term & the summer holidays"?

 

[creospace]

"Evil Host - Support only during half term & the summer holidays"?

And after 3:30 pm weekdays till 8pm (unless been on best behaviour and then it's 8:30pm)

 

[MrsPWN]

Evil Hosting, one hell of a good company

 

[cakeboy]

evil hosting - 'It's a killer"

evil hosting - "It's dead good"

evil hosting - "so good, we're baaaad"

evil hosting - "bewitching service and no gremlins"

(i'll get my coat)

 

[lockie]

Good service reigns over the evil name

 

[which_08]

hmmm, got to be honest, if I was looking for hosting, a company called "Evil Host" wouldn't inspire me personally, but each to their own.

Its a pretty saturated market, so maybe this is a way to stand out?

ok, my effort.. "Evil Hosting with Satanic Service.."

Agreed , evil host is not for me , but best of luck anyway

 

[Coppock]

"The UKs evilest webhost" (ha ha fasthosts)

"Previously owned by Patrick Bateman" (not sure if that would be trademarked)

"listen to the devil inside..."

"our service is the pits"

"super hot speed!"

"We're as evil as monday mornings"

 

[iArtist]

Out of interest

a quick Google revealed numerous web design company's etc that gave the word evil in their name, but they don't refer to anything 'evil' related in their slogans/copy.

Leah

 

[SusanP]

Again, out of interest ...

Evil is youth slang for 'great' or 'excellent', although admittedly it's rather dated - 1980s. Even the Oxford English Dictionary's first definition of 'evil' is 'bad in a positive sense'.

Or perhaps the OP means 'evil' in the Shakespearean sense. Shakespeare used 'evil' to mean privy or toilet.

 

[Coppock]

Again, out of interest ...

Evil is youth slang for 'great' or 'excellent', although admittedly it's rather dated - 1980s. Even the Oxford English Dictionary's first definition of 'evil' is 'bad in a positive sense'.

Or perhaps the OP means 'evil' in the Shakespearean sense. Shakespeare used 'evil' to mean privy or toilet.

Well in that case how about;

Evil Hosting
More Than Bog Standard!

or

Evil Hosting
S*** Hot Hosting!

 

[DCE]

Evil Ghosting to frightened to get involved that's my thinking

 

[fourblankwalls]

"we're so hot we're on fire!"


"Why the hell wouldn't you?"

"Hot Hosting"

"Hosting from the other side"

"Scarily affordable hosting"

"Hot as Hell hosting"

"supernatural speed for your website"

 

[Coppock]

Spoil your site with some naughty hosting...

although that sounds a bit top-shelf


Jen

 

[steve67]

come and have a look at our ''ome-n page ''...

666 , the number of the host..

evil rock you .....

evil host ..better the devil you know.. the best !!



Steve Larnder , The appointment makers 0117 9553863

 

[Coppock]

has the OP gone awol?

 

[b16gls]

This works because in modern parlance "wicked" is a positive which counters the negative connotation of 'evil'.....I guess you need to identify your target audience...if they are a younger age group it might work. If not you may be alienating your audience for the sake of tying in the name to your previous venture. If you are insistent on using 'evil' you need to counter it in the sign off with a positive or "Holy Service" ...or switch 'evil' into "Live Hosting"...

 

[berwick53]

i will choose a winner on saturday 18:00 GMT

 

[Derick Price]

Evil Host
Heavenly solutions for the Web

 

[KeithGreen]

We make toast of other hosts.

Roastin' Hostin'



Please donate my prize to Oxfam

 

[iArtist]

Evil Host

So Hot, We're Smokin'



(followed by pic of the green 'Mask' dude smoking his big fat cigar)

or

Evil Host

Our websites are smokin' hot




or



Evil hosts

smokin' hosting
​

 

[iArtist]

ps. I don't require the prize

cash donation preferred if ones slogans are accepted

 

[Coppock]

lol,

yea, i don't want the prize either... if i am the honourable winner I will kindly donate mine to the "offers" folder!

Jen

 

[berwick53]

The winner is Cornish Steve with the entry below. i will be sending you an email soon !!!

"Our service is wicked!"