Grumpy Old Man Rant - My New Peeve

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  • Jan 21, 2008
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    I am sure that there are lots of like minded grumpy old men (and women!) who are peeved off by one or two simple things. Sadly, the older (and grumpier) I get, the longer the list seems to get.

    The main one for me is lane hoggers, who drive in lane 2 or 3 when lane 1 is empty or they are not overtaking!

    However, as a pedestrian, I am now equally peeved off by people who stand at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change, but do not press the button to activate the change. Whilst one might think that this is primarily those whipper snappers who were never taught the etiquette or people engrossed in their phone, where I am, it is a broad cross section of people who stand there aimlessly waiting to cross.

    I now wave my arm like an inward spiralling propeller, culminating in a wide, bowling action button press so people can hopefully see that some form of action is required!!!!

    Phew! I feel better now! I've wanted to get that off of my chest for a while.

    What pet peeve do you have that, whilst possibly quite petty, grinds your gears?
     
    What pet peeve do you have that, whilst possibly quite petty, grinds your gears?
    One of my worst is people mixing up "its" and "it's".

    Lane hoggers annoy me too, but I always try to be devil's advocate and tell myself maybe the driver is unsure about their driving skills and so "middle of the road" feels safer 😅.

    Drivers who tailgate also make me mad.
     
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    I have had enough of people moaning about me driving my German barge in the fast lane at 45 MPH :cool: 👍

    As we are getting older we may be slower across the road
    The yellow box in case you didn't know has an extra button at the bottom to activate
    This in turn holds the lights longer and is intended for blind pedestrians to have longer time to cross the road
    Members of this forum would benefit from using this button 🤣🤣
     
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    Lane hoggers - undertake them carefully.

    Or, overtake and then pull over, let them overtake you. Rinse and repeat.

    Affect and effect, "could of", the list goes on... But this is how language evolves.
     
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    People stopping for a chat and blocking the pavement, supermarket aisle, doorways or yesterday the ATM.

    And people who don’t indicate a nanosecond before they turn. Or brake to almost a standstill and then indicate.
     
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    ane hoggers - undertake them carefully.
    Years ago when I had a regular commute around about a quarter of the M25 I used to keep score of how many vehicles I had undertaken. I forget what the record was, but it helped to make the journey go by and distracted from the annoyance of having to do it.

    Veering off topic, another good game for boring regular commutes is see how far you can get without touching your brakes. I once made it all the way home, but only once. Obviously do be careful!
     
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    Another one - Christmas decorations being sold in AUGUST!
     
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    One of my worst is people mixing up "its" and "it's"
    Its one of the issues we have when their not sure what grammar to use in they're language, wear we all know its English.

    As for my little peeve, it's lateness for one, and just like Paul's Christmas decs going on sale in summer and people who just stand around in your way like they own the aisle or pavement.

    I no longer get annoyed at drivers; they've broken me down. Now I don't get angry. I get disappointed.
     
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    A vital subset of people standing around in the way are those who step off an escalator and stop. Not only is it extremely stupid and annoying but also dangerous. I like it best when in a supermarket and I can legitimately ram my trolley into them, carefully standing back from it so the handle doesn't catch me in the stomach.

    So, the linguistic one that gets me is people starting a conversation with 'so'.

    My tactic for middle lane hoggers was to approach in the near lane (checking other lanes carefully), swerve out into the empty lane and then swerve back across in front of them to the nearside lane. To be used only on empty roads.
     
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    My pet peeve is the overuse of the word "community" in phone-ins to radio programmes, also the word "delivered". And, of course I go nuts when they say the two words in the same sentence such as "what have the politicians delivered for the community"
     
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