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Mark T Jones

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I'm no conspiracy theorist, but does it strike anyone as odd that:

  1. The human race has become a bit naughty.
  2. There have been multiple floods
  3. A guy near to here is building a boat in his garden.
  4. There is a virus (plague) sent to destroy us
I don't even believe in God, but it makes you wonder, doesn't it?
 
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1. Pelosi is trying to get rid of Trump . . . . . . . . . .ensuring it started as far away from her as possible. She engineered the start, the cruise ship, the other cruise ship, the meeting with Bolsonaro . . . . .and managed to get Trudeau's wife infected, as she didn't like her too.

2. The Martians have landed.

3. . . . . .I'll tell you later, I can see men in white coats in the distance!
 
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Mark T Jones said:
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but does it strike anyone as odd that:

  1. The human race has become a bit naughty.
  2. There have been multiple floods
  3. A guy near to here is building a boat in his garden.
  4. There is a virus (plague) sent to destroy us
I don't even believe in God, but it makes you wonder, doesn't it?
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We don't appear any more naughty now than we used to be.

This virus? Its not dangerous enough to kill sufficiently.

What you need is a virus that kills off 50% plus of the population. Disease and hunger will kill off plenty more - few societies could stand up to that level of death.

Take considerable effort to destroy humans. Whittle them down, sure. Destroy would need something 100% lethal and ideally long incubation period.
 
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Have you noticed the religious connection? Christians in Korea. Mass in Italy, Kissing shrines in Iran. Now even the Hare Krishna temple has closed!

Same with AIDS and the letter H. Haitians, People with Herpes, Homosexuals, Hospital workers, Haemaphiliacs etc.
 
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Mr D said:
We don't appear any more naughty now than we used to be.

This virus? Its not dangerous enough to kill sufficiently.

What you need is a virus that kills off 50% plus of the population. Disease and hunger will kill off plenty more - few societies could stand up to that level of death.
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Figures today from Italy. Closed cases, 55% recovered - 45% dead.

I would really like to see a chart showing ages of these people.
 
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Make sure there are no OAP's on the crui . . . . I mean Ark. Otherwise you might have to be quarantined in Mt Ararat. . . . . . . . . .14 days (or 350) and the need to wait for a dove to arrive before you're set free.
 
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Was covid19 predicted in the 2008 book End Of Days? Written by the late Sylvia Brown, an author who claimed to be psychic.

The excerpt claimed that a 'severe pneumonia-like illness' would occur globally in 2020.

Browne wrote that the illness 'will spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs and the bronchial tubes and resisting all known treatments.

'Almost more baffling than the illness itself will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived, attack again ten years later, and then disappear completely,' she wrote.
 
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Ian J said:
Those figures are highly unreliable.

There are 400 reported cases in the UK but the true figure could well be in excess of 10,000 as people take to their beds in isolation
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Why so? these are not figures of possible cases, these are documented cases which have ended in either kill or cure, existing cases, accurate or not, have no bearing in them.

As for UK, current figures for closed cases are 64.3% cured, 35.7% dead - that's very scary.
 
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OMGVape said:
Why so? these are not figures of possible cases, these are documented cases which have ended in either kill or cure, existing cases, accurate or not, have no bearing in them.

As for UK, current figures for closed cases are 64.3% cured, 35.7% dead - that's very scary.
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Reference for your figures please?
 
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MY OFFICE IN CHINA said:
Make sure there are no OAP's on the crui . . . . I mean Ark. Otherwise you might have to be quarantined in Mt Ararat. . . . . . . . . .14 days (or 350) and the need to wait for a dove to arrive before you're set free.
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Last time someone let one of the unicorns escape before the boat sailed.
Next time can someone make it one of the elephants?
 
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Ian J said:
Those figures are highly unreliable.

There are 400 reported cases in the UK but the true figure could well be in excess of 10,000 as people take to their beds in isolation
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And until diagnosed with this virus they don't count among the figures.
 
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Dropped the Portcullis, but left the drawbridge down so I can see the the hordes trying to get in, better than TV

BBC reporting floods over till next winter probably starting in the cairngorms or snowdon
 
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OMGVape said:
Why so? these are not figures of possible cases, these are documented cases which have ended in either kill or cure, existing cases, accurate or not, have no bearing in them.

As for UK, current figures for closed cases are 64.3% cured, 35.7% dead - that's very scary.
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If people are not tested they do not count in the figures. If the only people being tested are those with serious symptoms you would expect a high proportion to be fatal. Meanwhile 10,000 - 100,000 have minor symptoms, don't seek medical advice so are not tested and don't appear in the figures.
 
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Mark T Jones said:
Oh dear; this was supposed to be an antidote the barrage of stats and opinions

seems I've failed. Oh well; off for a weekend of self-isolation
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Is one permitted to self isolate in the company of a good malt?
 
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Semi-serious alert

We will be having a chinese takeaway, partly to show support but mainly because the local is bloody brilliant.

Last Saturday I was in a small chinese food shop in Newcastle, where I often shop. Unusually there was no-one else there. As I was paying a man came in and demanded 'got any antiseptic, you know, for your face' getting a negative response he stormed out. The checkout operator told me, when asked, that they have received a lot of negative comments and had a huge reduction in customers recently.

How stupid are people?
 
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Newchodge said:
If people are not tested they do not count in the figures. If the only people being tested are those with serious symptoms you would expect a high proportion to be fatal. Meanwhile 10,000 - 100,000 have minor symptoms, don't seek medical advice so are not tested and don't appear in the figures.
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And indeed may have a different virus.

There's usually one or two knocking about throughout the winter.
Can you detect difference between a normal virus causing someone to feel unwell and the coronavirus causing someone to feel unwell?
 
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