I aquired an injury in a supermarket today.
After repeatedly banging my head on the floor I passed out.
There were no warning signs informing me of the harndess of the floor, no saftey padding to prevent floor-impact injuries and a complete lack of any information relating to the possible effects of repeated floor / head contact.
Totally negligent of them, how dare they, how was I to know?
I intend to sue the company. I will also seek to have the member of staff who asked me to stop sacked as I feel their demands infringed upon my human rights.
I will set up a facebook campaign to have all public floors padded.
I will also instruct my solicitors 'Sharky, Grabbit and Mcpoostain' to pursue everyone in the store for compensation for mental anguish caused by s******ing, looking, walking close by or any other discriminatory behaviour.
Following this I will sit and cry into handfulls of cash. All on my own.