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Officebird
FFS Nick! I now truly believe you are a troll! You won't accept cash? You won't meet face to face? You won't do escrow? You will find someone to sell them instead? If you could do that you would have done so already as you think they will sell for £1200 so even If you gave them 50% it would work out more in your pocket than you are asking for them!
An invoice? You aren't a business! Wtf! You are either GavinR, ling (although she wouldn't be able to hide her intelligence this much) or the other person I thought it could be (you know who you are!) so which is it!
If you are none of these then please read delta's link at the begining of the thread again and seek help.
As an aside If you had done some research last night you would have found out I am a va, and followed the links on my site to see people do make a living out of data entry from home (as you initially wanted to do). You would have also realised that the money from the software could have got you a website! You could now be networking and selling your skill like a proper businessman. Unfortunately for you it would have involved actually doing something!
Btw you don't need a business plan to go to business link. My other company gets paid by business link to write plans for people that don't know how to. Of course you won't know this as you never phoned them.
A lady godiva says you are still in the same boat in 5 years (although you may have a bird and kids in tow then to maximise the handouts you get)
I feel bad saying this but you have really messed a lot of people about that have tried to help you and that's not on!
An invoice? You aren't a business! Wtf! You are either GavinR, ling (although she wouldn't be able to hide her intelligence this much) or the other person I thought it could be (you know who you are!) so which is it!
If you are none of these then please read delta's link at the begining of the thread again and seek help.
As an aside If you had done some research last night you would have found out I am a va, and followed the links on my site to see people do make a living out of data entry from home (as you initially wanted to do). You would have also realised that the money from the software could have got you a website! You could now be networking and selling your skill like a proper businessman. Unfortunately for you it would have involved actually doing something!
Btw you don't need a business plan to go to business link. My other company gets paid by business link to write plans for people that don't know how to. Of course you won't know this as you never phoned them.
A lady godiva says you are still in the same boat in 5 years (although you may have a bird and kids in tow then to maximise the handouts you get)
I feel bad saying this but you have really messed a lot of people about that have tried to help you and that's not on!
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This guy needs to be banned asap. Clearly a troll and he's wasting everyone's time.
I'm amazed he's been allowed to post for this long.
I'm amazed he's been allowed to post for this long.
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Delta-SI
I would suggest that everyone just quote this post when they reply because it's the best advice going...
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You forgot the quote MTS
Originally Posted by Officebird
FFS Nick! I now truly believe you are a troll! You won't accept cash? You won't meet face to face? You won't do escrow? You will find someone to sell them instead? If you could do that you would have done so already as you think they will sell for £1200 so even If you gave them 50% it would work out more in your pocket than you are asking for them!
An invoice? You aren't a business! Wtf! You are either GavinR, ling (although she wouldn't be able to hide her intelligence this much) or the other person I thought it could be (you know who you are!) so which is it!
If you are none of these then please read delta's link at the begining of the thread again and seek help.
As an aside If you had done some research last night you would have found out I am a va, and followed the links on my site to see people do make a living out of data entry from home (as you initially wanted to do). You would have also realised that the money from the software could have got you a website! You could now be networking and selling your skill like a proper businessman. Unfortunately for you it would have involved actually doing something!
Btw you don't need a business plan to go to business link. My other company gets paid by business link to write plans for people that don't know how to. Of course you won't know this as you never phoned them.
A lady godiva says you are still in the same boat in 5 years (although you may have a bird and kids in tow then to maximise the handouts you get)
I feel bad saying this but you have really messed a lot of people about that have tried to help you and that's not on!
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Officebird
Delta, all on the BlackBerry i'm afraid. I'm still jealous of your iphone though!
Nick, Tuesday will be Officebird's first anniversary and I manage to find clients almost everyday. If you can't find data entry in 2 years there is no helping you. On a Thursday I have 8 people working for me doing data entry, and All I do is coordinate. This has been the case every Thursday for 2 months! Obviously data entry isn't the main thing I do, it's more of an add on but work is out there If you want it. I have this week turned down 4 hours of minute taking for redundancy meetings as I didn't have anyone in the area to do it and it was after my business hours. I have turned down 5 cv's because I couldn't do them this week as i'm too busy. Work is out there but you need to go and look for it!
When someone comes to my office with a handwritten journel they need typing I scan it and send it to either Birmingham or Worcester for an associate to type. I have 2 casual employees and several sun contractors on my books. I do ,t do anything special except work hard for my leads and produce excellent work.
All the time you refuse to research anything effectively you will fail. Try google! Go to networking meetings ring business link! Clicl on the SVA logo on my site and find 500 other people doing the same as me, just out some Effort in! Don't offer anything you can't do well.
How long would it take you to type up 200 lines of;
Title; name;
surname; address 1; address 2; address 3; addess 4; postcode?
If you answer this I will tell you If you are any good at data entry! Don't forget you may need to google missing postcodes or county,s etc.
Nick, Tuesday will be Officebird's first anniversary and I manage to find clients almost everyday. If you can't find data entry in 2 years there is no helping you. On a Thursday I have 8 people working for me doing data entry, and All I do is coordinate. This has been the case every Thursday for 2 months! Obviously data entry isn't the main thing I do, it's more of an add on but work is out there If you want it. I have this week turned down 4 hours of minute taking for redundancy meetings as I didn't have anyone in the area to do it and it was after my business hours. I have turned down 5 cv's because I couldn't do them this week as i'm too busy. Work is out there but you need to go and look for it!
When someone comes to my office with a handwritten journel they need typing I scan it and send it to either Birmingham or Worcester for an associate to type. I have 2 casual employees and several sun contractors on my books. I do ,t do anything special except work hard for my leads and produce excellent work.
All the time you refuse to research anything effectively you will fail. Try google! Go to networking meetings ring business link! Clicl on the SVA logo on my site and find 500 other people doing the same as me, just out some Effort in! Don't offer anything you can't do well.
How long would it take you to type up 200 lines of;
Title; name;
surname; address 1; address 2; address 3; addess 4; postcode?
If you answer this I will tell you If you are any good at data entry! Don't forget you may need to google missing postcodes or county,s etc.
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Can I just say, Officebird, that I think Sara is the sexiest name a woman can have
I know its a little off topic but hey, I just wanted you to know that I imagine you are very beautiful.
I hope that wasn't to weird for anyone - as you were.
NB If she is linked to another member on this forum that was a compliment and does not imply I will allow her to 'have me' in any way.
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hang on a sec, what happened to the job offer earlier? (seems like a lifetime ago now...
) i thought you'd taken him up on that - Midget?? :|
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Delta-SI
Sara does it annoy you that you have gone to all the effort of typing that on your Blackberry, only to recieve a one line reply that glosses over most of your points and just says, in effect "wibble wibble wibble Adobe wibble"?
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Hey Officebird, When I was worked in 06 for nearly a year, I was going 200 credit card forms everyday, It would take me maybe a minute? I would need to practice first.
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Delta-SI
Can I just say, Officebird, that I think Sara is the sexiest name a woman can have
She's not that bad looking actually! Take a look at her website, if you need the picture printed out and laminated let me know!
hang on a sec, what happened to the job offer earlier? (seems like a lifetime ago now...
That does actually seem like several weeks ago now. Valid point Lexxy...
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movietub - you forum tart!
Was that somehow innapropriate? I just wanted to add a romantic angle to this tragic thread
Plus I think I love her
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Delta-SI
What? A minute?!
Officebird said
"How long would it take you to type up 200 lines of;
Title; name;
surname; address 1; address 2; address 3; addess 4; postcode?"
And you think, maybe, a minute.?
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Was that somehow innapropriate? I just wanted to add a romantic angle to this tragic thread
Plus I think I love her
oh well, if you 'love' her, that's ok go then - carry on (just wipe the laminate clean when you've finished, ok?
)
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oh well, if you 'love' her, that's ok go then - carry on (just wipe the laminate clean when you've finished, ok?
I'm dissapointed she hasn't responded actually.
I was hoping she would flirt back and then, if that happens, I could ramp it up from a silly jokey comment to something more racey.
We shall see, I don't have all night though.
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