UK Business Forums' Got Talent?

[DanMartin]

I'm sure you'll remember UKBF's glorious victory over our friends at AccountingWEB.co.uk in the Comic Relief Joke Challenge. Well it's time for battle to commence again!

The accountants are revealing their hidden talents but I know the UKBF community can do better! Let us know what you can do, preferably with a video, and we'll select the best for an audience vote.

If you're a budding Susan Boyle, Diversity or even Stavros Flatley, it's time to reveal all!

 

[Zeno]

My wife and I do a knife throwing act. Well, I say knife throwing but it includes plates, cups - whatever she has to hand.

 

[maria102]

My wife and I do a knife throwing act. Well, I say knife throwing but it includes plates, cups - whatever she has to hand.

I am also talented in this field, though can probably add a laptop to the list (maybe my largest item to date)

 

[Rhyl Lightworks]

No good looking to me either, as my main talent seems to be to criticise those people that really have talent.

Barrie

 

[stallfinder]

I'd love to participate but I think my business would severely suffer if I inflicted any singing, comedy, or, god forbid, belly dancing on you.

 

[Cornish Steve]

I can raise my eyebrows individually - rather like Spock on Star Trek. Is that talent or quirkiness?

 

[Beachcomber]

I can eat stones - do I win??

 

I can fit a Twix in my mouth sideways........does that count?!?! Pick me, pick me! LOL

 

[compuclean]

Ah ha! I KNEW I would have the opportunity to shine! Well, maybe...

Dancing. That's me. And here's the proof... Okay, it's not Diversity, or Flawless... but it's me... Mwahahaha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddDILm8_a4E

Enjoy - it's about ten minutes, but worth every second

 

[estwig]

I can raise my eyebrows individually - rather like Spock on Star Trek. Is that talent or quirkiness?

Me too!!!

Live long and prosper!!!

 

[Cornish Steve]

Me too!!!

Live long and prosper!!!

Sounds like we have the makings of a unique Vulcan act. We could boldly go where no forum members have gone before.

 

[maxine]

Sounds like we have the makings of a unique Vulcan act. We could boldly go where no forum members have gone before.

Make that 3

Are we a group act now?

Oh, and I can do the throwing thing too along with Zeno's wife and Maria and my best aims are with hairbrushes, chopping boards, and shoes (Taken years of training!)

 

[Cornish Steve]

Make that 3

Are we a group act now?

It seems so. I'll bet you no one has ever witnessed synchronised eyebrow lifting before. It could be all the rage now that Susan Boyle has brought eyebrows into vogue. What with Compuclean and his choreographic skills, we'd be unstoppable.

Oh, and I can do the throwing thing too along with Zeno's wife and Maria and my best aims are with hairbrushes, chopping boards, and shoes (Taken years of training!)

Personally, I'd make that part of the act conditional on whether the judges hit a red buzzer.

Bring on the bean counters!

 

[YODspica]

I can write with both hands, and walk 25 miles with no water or stopping. any good?

 

[compuclean]

Sorry, just thought I'd resurrect this thread... any more talented forum members out there?

 

[An Oasis]

I can make money disappear!

 

[SillyJokes]

I can raise my eyebrows individually, curl my tongue and wiggle my ears.

I also play Irish music on the tin whistle.

 

[Cornish Steve]

I can raise my eyebrows individually, curl my tongue and wiggle my ears.

Then you have me beat.

Mind you, I can turn wine into water.

 

[Officebird]

Ah ha! I KNEW I would have the opportunity to shine! Well, maybe...

Dancing. That's me. And here's the proof... Okay, it's not Diversity, or Flawless... but it's me... Mwahahaha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddDILm8_a4E

Enjoy - it's about ten minutes, but worth every second

Fabulous! Well done. Which one were you?

 

[compuclean]

Fabulous! Well done. Which one were you?

I was the guy in the black pants, white shirt.

 

[SillyJokes]

Then you have me beat.

Mind you, I can turn wine into water.

You can come to my next party.

No wait, even I can turn wine into water. D'oh. It's been a long day.