Let get the jokes coming in

[SEO Lady]

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

Amateur

G&T, white wine, large wine, red wine, prosecco, bottomless mimosas, bottomless intravenous perfume, how do I inject aftershave, vodka with another vodka, England scored, a pint of Baileys please barman, who said there were new rules at pool? Espresso Martini, Taxi please,

 

[SEODEV#338055]

What's the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?
A tea bag stays in the cup for longer...

p.s. 2-0 get in!

 

[shopomatix]

I know a joke about seo's:

This seo walked into a pub, tavern, drinking club, bar, wine bar, drinking establishment...

 

[Bob Morgan]

At the risk of upsetting UKBFs Resident 'Great Contagion' Correspondents . . .

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be perfectly clear, WHO let the dogs out?

I ran out of toilet roll today, and was contemplating using Lettuce Leaves. Was today just the tip of the Iceberg? - Tomorrow romaines to be seen!

 

[MBE2017]

What is the difference between paraffin and petrol?



There are two “f”s in paraffin, and no f in petrol.