I have a Mistress and Google doesn't like it

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    Let's talk about the adult industry, I have a client on my books and this month marks our 12 month anniversary of working together.

    The first thing that I've learned is that there are only certain types of photos that can be uploaded to Google My Business. If I've chosen the wrong one, Google instantly disapproves the post. A bit of trial and error and I've narrowed it down to 3 or 4 photos that are 'safe' to use.

    We all know that Google Ads aren't available for the adult industry, so that leaves SEO to promote her website.

    As Youtube's ranking algorithm seems to be similar to Google's algorithmn it's been easy for me to rank my mistress to the top of YouTube for her services and 2 locations (one is a major UK city) and she's garnered thousands of hits and consquently visits via clicking her homepage URL in the video's description.

    I have a question though, this month she's written me a blog post on "Why you should pay for FemDom P (4 letter word) ending in -orn"

    As most forums have this word as a trigger should I avoid this in the URL of the blog post?

    I know newspaper articles on the onlyfans/camming quite happily scatter the P word around, but how does Google view the P word?

    Running a few searches today doesn't seem to throw up any specific article or advice online using SEO for personal mistress services using the P word.

    I know Bing doesn't have this problem, maybe I'm overthinking this but should I avoid the P word? Obviously words like 'dungeon' and 'BDSM' seem acceptable and it's been a doddle to rank her to page 1, but I don't want to jeopardise her Google success by making a rookie error.

    Thank you in advance and no apologies for the click bait title.
     
    I sometimes think that the guardians of the interweb and society in general are a collection of puerile schoolboys and gay priests all running around excitedly screaming "Thou shalt not!" with one hand down their pants.

    Change the word to 'videos' and you'll be safe I guess. But I am no expert, merely a keen observer.

    The porn industry is an interesting social phenomenon as we all consume it at some point in our lives, but despite that, a self-selected band of pilgrims voice their disapproval.

    Over the many years of my life, I have learned that those that voice their bigotry the loudest are those that hate themselves for being that which they hate. The many priests and religious nuts that condemn homosexuality. The name Hitler (usually spelled with two Ts) used to be a Jewish name. It is what the psychologists call projectionism - projecting your self-hatred onto others out of fear of that which you hate about yourself being awakened by their presence.
     
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    Over the many years of my life, I have learned that those that voice their bigotry the loudest are those that hate themselves for being that which they hate.

    That bloke, a priest or Rabbi or something last week caught in mid-orgy with other men was my favourite. I forget which country it was.

    ..puerile schoolboys and gay priests all running around excitedly screaming "Thou shalt not!" with one hand down their pants.

    Hahah, this made me giggle, thank you!

    Also, spot on idea for using the word VIDEOS it seems so logical and obvious yet it hadn't occured to me. Thank you for sharing your search advice with me.
     
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    I sometimes think that the guardians of the interweb and society in general are a collection of puerile schoolboys and gay priests all running around excitedly screaming "Thou shalt not!" with one hand down their pants.
    I used to use a spam blocking company because I didn't like my female staff having to deal with scores of unpleasant emails everyday. They dropped me after a year because they had too much work defending the computers of just one client, London schools. It took teams of at least 20 operating round the clock to keep school computers free of porn. That is a minimum of 120 people. There was so much that if it had gone unchecked the school computers could not have functioned.

    The amount of porn on the web is a major environmental waste.
     
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    You dont really need seo to promote a P site . There are platforms out there that get the most traffic, she can tweak those enough so that if people want to get in touch they can find her.
    Covid though has killed the P orn industry in as far as face to face goes (unless you are a Brussells based MEP - then you can do what you want)
    Better off using digital downloads to sell etc in the current climate
     
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