Portugal? I couldn't cope working in Portugal, what with those balmy Atlantic breezes drifting over the warm sands. How do you manage without freezing drizzle?
Sheep? Don't talk to me about sheep. Somebody drove about 200 of them past my house at 6.30 this morning - walking, you understand, not in a van. The combined sound of bleating and the dog going bananas meant it was one early Sunday morning for this copywriter.