You keep telling yourself that if it makes you happy.
Played Chelsea off the pitch? I hope you're not referring to the match the other night when you played Chelsea reserves who played like a pub team that couldn't be bothered and basically gifted you three goals. As truly dreadful as Chelsea were they still managed to hit the woodwork twice as well.
I remember watching the Fulham game the other week and when I saw the team line ups, I actually thought to myself that the Fulham side was better on paper than yours... because it was! That just about says it all really.
Sure, you've missed some chances, but that's because you've got Andy Carroll playing up front!

He wasn't even amongst the top goalscorers when Newcastle were in the championship for heaven's sake.
This is potentially your worst league season for 50 years, you are more than 30 points behind the teams at the top of the table and several lesser teams have won or got a point at Anfield for the first time in decades or for the first time ever.
Quite honestly, I dread to think who Dalglish is going to waste a small fortune on this summer if he keeps his job that is. You are absolutely lightyears behind the likes of Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, Spurs and Arsenal.