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You have balls of Steele mate
I would assume bodgit & scarper Ltd isn’t the name of the company they claimed the loan for (unless they are REALLY stupid seeing as it’s a dormant company).Particularly as you've basically said "I've committed fraud and I don't care" with a username containing a limited company name. Probably wouldn't take sherlock holmes to trace you.
3-5 business days HSBC told me they will contact me to set up feeder account when i rang on Tuesday when i applied for feeder account, their staff are working from home in their bedrooms etc when i rang a recorded message says " be prepared to hear pets, children in background when speaking to our staff..."Very very surprised by HSBC not so much as sending out acknowledgements yet. Yorkshire have today starting paying out Monday applications and HSBC can't even manage a quick text or email.
I would assume bodgit & scarper Ltd isn’t the name of the company they claimed the loan for (unless they are REALLY stupid seeing as it’s a dormant company).
I highly doubt HMRC are searching through forums trying to catch people out, especially when 75% of the stuff on here is absolute nonsense.
HSBC docs starting to be emailed...
This is a rant that I will be sure to regret later
Hello fellow host! <waves>
Totally agree. We're lucky in that we haven't lost all that much business as a result of this (though we did lose a few festival and events sites once dates started getting cancelled!) but our new business has very quickly dried up. We're onboarding a few new clients here and there, but mostly on bailout deals that we're running, so the revenue from these is typically quite low - cost price or just under. Sure we could be adding clients for life, but in reality they'd be just as welcome to close their accounts next month if they decide they can't ride out the storm.
Over Winter we upgraded all three of our locations in anticipation of continued growth this year, and of course that's really been put on hold now, so our overheads have risen and our turnover has remained largely the same.
Which bank are you with, out of interest? We were mid-switch when the loans were announced which has complicated matters to an insane degree - neither bank really know who should be lending to us heh.
We're in this together buddy, stay strong, and let me know how you get on - keeping my fingers crossed you get some positive news very soon.
Jay
As in....now? Out of hours now? Keeping fingers crossed..
Yes, client received an email just before 9:30 to e-sign docs. Did so immediately and then received a follow up email 5 mins later to say the paperwork was done etc.
I’m guessing funds will follow tomorrow sometime.
This is a rant that I will be sure to regret later: We meet all of the requirements to borrow money under BBLS & could not furlough our staff due to actually needing them to work. Before BBLS was announced we were desperate, not having a rateable property we were excluded from the "gift" that was given to every garden-shed operator.
We are a young company & were growing at a fantastic speed & due to the regulations surrounding covid-19 we've been hit very hard & lost all of our cash reserves, I have kept this company floating out of my own pocket, I am not the richest man. We look 4-5 months forward & actually everything looks right to take back the same pace we were already working with.
My concern is: Will the people that have no business or need applying for these loans, ruin the availability for those of us who are patiently waiting at the back of the line due to our relationship with alt-banks like Transferwise. £2bn has already been loaned out, If there's a ceiling it would have to be coming soon.
Equally, My heart truly goes out to all of my fellow small business owners in the same situation, waiting week after week for some sort of support whilst in many cases being imprisoned in their own homes & trying to feed their staff somehow. I have 11 guys to take care of & In this time, my personal need has to come last. The announcement of BBLS was both a blessing & a slap in the face for many of us. If any of you are anxiously reading this thread like I do, just keep your chin up & believe that something is coming, we're all suffering & a lot of us are sitting on the verge of bankrupcy but I do believe that we'll find a way to get out the other side, More sacrifice is yet to come!
To those of you making jokes about running out and buying a "Tesla" or filling this thread with all this b*llshit talk about "investing" this money which you did not earn or need yet still obtained, Please know that your actions are a f*cking disgrace & that you could show a modicum of humility by hiding your savage greed from the hundreds of people following these threads desperate to squeeze in for a lifeline you are depriving them of.
Great post,
Really feel your pain and share much of the same issues. Ultimately we will all come out the other side of this. The idiots will still be idiots but the growth will come, we will ride this storm out, just need to hold the faith.
Take care now
Not sure if anyone can shed some light on this, we are a new business and werent trading in 2019 as we started in late Feb we seem to be eligible for the loan but of course we wouldnt have had any turnover in 2019 as it was before we started. The guidance says to estimate your turnover, but is this for 2019 or for your first year? Having the cash to invest would be a great way to really kick start the business.
Hello Kevin. Do you happen to know when this client made their application?
TBH it's hard not to be affected by covid-19, its also hard to estimate the turnover and I wouldn't want any come back if it all went horribly wrong.
and before anyone asks, I've put about 30k into the business myself already
Particularly as you've basically said "I've committed fraud and I don't care" with a username containing a limited company name. Probably wouldn't take sherlock holmes to trace you.
I would assume bodgit & scarper Ltd isn’t the name of the company they claimed the loan for (unless they are REALLY stupid seeing as it’s a dormant company).
Even so, committing fraud and then coming on here bragging about it isn’t the cleverest of moves. Users are not as anonymous as some would like to believe.It doesn't take Sherlock to work out that using a pun as old as the hills as a username does not neccesarily equate to a registered company in real life either.
Hello all, I've been following this post as a non-member all this week and just signed up to comment that HSBC has fully paid out my loan this morning. At 8am I noticed there was a new BBL loan account on my online banking with £0 balance and my loan amount as available balance. At 8.25am, I got my loan docs, signed them straight away and then the funds got transferred into my business account about 30 mins later, so very quick!
I'm an existing HSBC customer and applied 9.30 on Monday
looks like things are still progressing (at least in an automated way) over the bank holiday.
Hello all, I've been following this post as a non-member all this week and just signed up to comment that HSBC has fully paid out my loan this morning. At 8am I noticed there was a new BBL loan account on my online banking with £0 balance and my loan amount as available balance. At 8.25am, I got my loan docs, signed them straight away and then the funds got transferred into my business account about 30 mins later, so very quick!
I'm an existing HSBC customer and applied 9.30 on Monday
Certainly not something I would have asked. If you've not made any turnover & do not have a viable business that has been actually affected by covid-19 (independantly of how it has affected you personally) I would strongly caution you to refrain from applying for the "support" that is being offered to help struggling businesses.
Sorry to give a dose of reality here but:
1, It is not hard to estimate your turnover but I suspect you have yet to make anything, if you know your marketing / sales outreach costs & your returns, you can reasonably deduce this.
Example: you were making £5k/month before covid-19, you were already on a growth path & expected to re-invest your profits into marketing & outreach & grow by £1k / month.
2, You say that you don't want it to "come back in any way", It most certainly will.
If you are really a startup, there are still plenty of funding options available to you.
Please read my rant on page 19, if you agree with what I have said both there and in this post & have a viable business, you should apply without haste & the support should be readily available for you.
If however you are a startup / opportunist, think carefully.
It's funny, I was thinking the same. I also have to wonder how much COVID-19 has REALLY negatively affected a startup web hosting company when more businesses than ever are scrambling to utilise the Internet for sales.That's not reality, that's your opinion mixed in with your desire for only businesses that YOU think are eligible to apply.
Reality is following the written rules of the scheme. Under which, the businesses that you are trying to dissuade from applying, are actually eligible for the BBLS.
Just had a txt from Barclays regarding my second and third applications...
"We wanted to send you an update on your Bounce Back Loan - there's been a delay getting your money to you. We know this is not ideal and we're so sorry. We're doing all we can to get the money to you this week and we'll text you again with an update. Thanks for bearing with us. Your Barclays Business Team"
I can get a cash advance of 50k from a couple of credit cards, interest free for 18 months and just 1.9% arrangement fee, do this is not so attractive to me now.
Am I the only who thinks why the hell is the taxpayer guaranteeing loans to people who have not the vaguest idea about finance or business? Like the below:
and
Yikes! These people run businesses? And we're lending them money?!
This Bullsh*t Bloody Lending Stupidity is not going to end well!
They are not mutually exclusive and you are incorrect re cash withdrawals and other kinds of transfers
hi...
my main company qualifies for this...a couple of questions..
1) I operate with three different banks, does it matter which I apply through?
2) are these documents to sign sent by email, or posted? or both?..my reg off is with my accountants and getting physical forms is difficult in this lockdown.
thanks
Not at all.
I'm merely trying to understand the government's reasoning for structuring the BB loans in the way that they have.
I can only conclude that they have built in a projected default rate. I'm guessing at 25% but who knows what they expect and what they might be providing for?
The vast majority of business owners are passionate about their company and will move heaven and earth to ensure its survival. Taking out a BB loan is a no-brainer if there is but a sniff of trading out of this crisis. It could well be a life-saver, it's very cheap, and there is quite literally no risk.
Inevitably though, it won't be enough to save many small businesses. From the government's point of view however, it will still have been money well spent. The loan money will still exist after a debtor company defaults - it will still be circulating in the economy adding to the turnover of companies and earning taxes for the Treasury every time it changes hand.
The alternative is to make these loans available only to companies which don't really need them.
Still nothing back from Santander after signing the paperwork that said we were being offered
We applied yesterday morning, got the documents to sign saying we were accepted at around 2:30pm and not heard a peep since. There are people in this thread that applied after us and have already received their loan. Grrrr Santander!
Plus, even if he did have to choose one or the other, the BBL is still much more attractive;
- You still have to make monthly payments on the credit cards, you can't just wait 18 months to repay the full £50k
- If for some unforeseen reason (we know that those can happen now!) you can't repay the CC within 18 months, your outstanding balance moves onto a much higher rate of interest than the BBL
- If you repay the CC within 12 months, you've still paid the 1.9% fee when there is no fee for the BBL
- If you repay the BBL within 18 months, you will have paid 1.25% in interest (half a years worth of 2.5% interest), whereas you have still paid 1.9% on the CC