A game for those who are bored

[clairemackaness]

Choose one object or item in your house that you really cannot stand and write down 3 reasons why you would want to replace it, wording as follows (replace the [hoover] with your item and make up your own reasons:

1) I want to replace [My Hoover] because it doesnt work
2) I want to replace [My Hoover] because it's a horrible colour
3) I want to replace [My Hoover] because it chucks out smelly dust

Dont ask any questions just do it...all will be revealed

 

[Faith28]

I want to replace the curtains in my office because...
they're ghastly
they don't go with the room
my husband has wiped his nose on one of them once!!!

 

[Admiral Collections]

OK


I want to replace (my kids) they annoy me

I want to replace (my kids) they hog my computers

I want to replace (my kids) with Mac, he is cuter than them!



Nic :wink:

 

[Ady]

1) I want to replace sofa because its uncomfy
2) I want to replace sofa because it's a horrible colour (stains included)
3) I want to replace sofa because 2 people can't lay on it....unless one on top of other

 

[Admiral Collections]

1))
3) I want to replace sofa because 2 people can't lay on it....unless one on top of other

LOL, I'd keep it Ady

Nic :wink:

 

[Ady]

1))
3) I want to replace sofa because 2 people can't lay on it....unless one on top of other

LOL, I'd keep it Ady

Nic :wink:

Muhahahhahahaa :twisted:

 

[CG Effect]

i want to replace my girlfriend shes smells of rubber
I want to replace my girlfriend she doesnt talk
I want to replace my girlfriend she has a puncture

 

[Admiral Collections]

i want to replace my girlfriend shes smells of rubber
I want to replace my girlfriend she doesnt talk
I want to replace my girlfriend she has a puncture

Cue Nigel!


Nic :wink:

 

[CG Effect]

why Nigel?

 

[DotNetWebs]

You have probably got the one he took back :lol:

 

[crus]

I want to replace my laptop, because its needs to be retired after 4 years.
I want to replace my laptop, as the power suply cable had to be 'fixed' 18 months ago and had a 2.5 headphone jack soldered on to sort the problem out.
I want to replace my laptop, as last weekafter a couple of glasses of red, said 'fixed' laptop power cable was plugged into the headphone socket by mistake and now it won't work for some strange reason.

D

ps Claire am i right in thinking that you will find there are not really 3 good reasons for replacing something, if there is do it?

 

[clairemackaness]

Ok guys,

Now replace [Hoover] with your partners name and re-read your answers.

 

[crus]

Boom, Boom!

retired after 4 years ;-)
guess I hold the power cable as well, painfull, gotta be careful which socket it goes in as well!

D

 

[Ady]

1) I want to replace my girlfriend because its uncomfy
2) I want to replace girlfriend it's a horrible colour (stains included)
3) I want to replace girlfriend 2 people can't lay on it....unless one on top of other




and so very true..lol



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