299£ is it too much for 1st page listing in Google.co.uk ??

[directmarketingadvice]

The deal is people pay you £299 a month. You guarantee them first page on google.co.uk in the sponsored listings section of AdWords.

The 'magic ingredient' is though that in fact you are ONLY guaranteeing them first page for 24 hours (ONE DAY) every 30 days.

I can beat that deal!

I'll offer anyone page 1 listings on google for just £29.99 a month! 100% Guaranteed!

It's using adwords and the £29.99 includes the cost of the clicks.

Here's how I can make this offer:

(1) the keyword is "hibs football results" (both phrase and exact match)

(2) the ads only run between 2am and 3am on Tuesday mornings.

(3) the ads only show for people who are searching within 2 miles of Longchamp racecourse, Paris

(if you dont know where Longchamp is, you can see it on this map http://www.satellite-sightseer.com/id/2846 - it's towards the bottom left corner)

Now, you need to hurry to take advantage of this rubbish offer. There are only so many spots available (as it's for the same keyword) and, once they're gone, they're gone.

So, send your cheque to:

The Badger Faced Moron That's
P!ssing Our Money Away On Northern Rock Shares
11 Downing Street
London

Act now!

Steve

 

[glencooley.com]

Steve.....As always eliquently put

 

[Advert World]

Great owners of SEO company try convice some of you that we are frauders, very weard...

BTW not 24hours but 24hours on day for next 30 days after payment... Fully 30 days of lisiting in Google.co.uk, how hard to imagine it is ?

I know that some of you want's know how we can offer something like this, it isn't nothing weard that competition want's know why competition is better and cheaper

I don't care what some of people saying, but if anyone try insult my company or me we will meet in court...

 

[glencooley.com]

Great owners of SEO company try convice some of you that we are frauders, very weard...

BTW not 24hours but 24hours on day for next 30 days after payment... Fully 30 days of lisiting in Google.co.uk, how hard to imagine it is ?

I know that some of you want's know how we can offer something like this, it isn't nothing weard that competition want's know why competition is better and cheaper

I don't care what some of people saying, but if anyone try insult my company or me we will meet in court...

Learn to spell.

You are insulting my inteligance.

We will meet in court thats fine with me.......i can spell my own company name.

Now until you concisely detail your offering, creadence and company please STFU.

 

[OldWelshGuy]

Great owners of SEO company try convice some of you that we are frauders, very weard...

BTW not 24hours but 24hours on day for next 30 days after payment... Fully 30 days of lisiting in Google.co.uk, how hard to imagine it is ?

I know that some of you want's know how we can offer something like this, it isn't nothing weard that competition want's know why competition is better and cheaper

I don't care what some of people saying, but if anyone try insult my company or me we will meet in court...

How ironic is this, YOU initiate a post asking advice about your service rates etc, then threaten to sue us because you didn't get the reponse you wanted

 

[Advert World]

I'm not threaten anybody who doing everything right, I'm only threated one or two guys which goes little too far in insulting me and my company.


About service, I just ask about price, because overe here we can find some people from SEO companies which are getting clients also from forums, blogs, google etc., our company mainly have clients in our area... It is reason why I asked here, because I want know how much they taking for service like us....

 

[DotNetWebs]

I am a bit disappointed at the responses in this thread - all this ganging up on one person is hideous.

Regards

Dotty

 

[Advert World]

One more thing, if anyone want to try our service, we can offer payment after service, just for clear everything.

 

[directmarketingadvice]

I don't care what some of people saying, but if anyone try insult my company or me we will meet in court...

I think you have a very fanciful notion of how the law works.

For a start, how can someone defame you when you're hiding both your name and your company's name?

i.e. unless we know who "you" are, we can't damage "your" reputation.

Leaving aside all of this legal threat nonsense... as OWG said, you came on here to make an offer and now you're whining because people think your offer doesn't make sense and isn't trustworthy.

Maybe you should take responsibility for the quality of your marketing and address the credibility issues that have been brought up here?

Steve

 

[fisicx]

Just arrived Advert World and am interested in your service.

Can you confirm that you can guarantee #1 spot on google.co.uk for 24hours a day for 30 days for the keyphrase 'online poker' for only £299/month?

 

[Advert World]

Fisicx

I sent confirmation like a PM. But yes I can confirmt that we can gurantee that.

If you are interested real positioning we can prepare something better for keywords "online poker" (but positioning minimum 6 months up to 10 months), but price will be higher than £299/month (it's depend from your domain, PR and other things), probably between £800-£1300 per month (for www.google.com), place in first 10 websites for "online poker".

Kind Regards,
Advert World
Mike Molek
[email protected]

 

[lesliedocherty]

I agree, the experts are being over-protective and should give the guy a chance, offering to do and then take payment at end seems fair.

 

[glencooley.com]

I agree, the experts are being over-protective and should give the guy a chance, offering to do and then take payment at end seems fair.

I no expert but would really like to know what is actually being offered and by WHOM. You have to remember that this could potentially have a detrimental affect on a sites current position.

I would just like to know who to send the cheque too.......

 

[JustOneUK]

Mike..please pay attention.

You are wasting your time. If you would like to hang around the forum and ask for some advice that would be GREAT. If you are going to try and get some customers from here then you are going to find it very difficult.

We (most of us) are all pretty experienced in Search engines, SEO and search engine marketing. We will know what a good deal looks like and we would instantly recommend a service that we like. Your business model does not fit into that category. You are really in the wrong place to try and sell this service.

I hope that you stick around and join in some of the OTHER forum discussions.

best regards
James.

 

[lesliedocherty]

For all the posters who asked him to speak fluent english, get a grip, he sounds foreign, if i was posting on a foreign language site, id hope for a bit of leniancy if it wasn't my first language.

 

[fisicx]

Sorry, you are now adding caveats to the offer. You guaranteed #1 spot you didn't mention anything about the domain, PR or other things.

Your PM says: ' That right 5 phrases located geographicly ("phrase + localisation") for £299/month (30 days and in each day for 24 hours).'

This is NOT a guarantee for 'online poker' at #1 on google.co.uk.

No thanks. Please do not contact me again.

 

[glencooley.com]

I agree, the experts are being over-protective and should give the guy a chance, offering to do and then take payment at end seems fair.

They are based in west lothian??? i know its not real local but they do speak english?

 

[garysumpter]

I love UKBF!!

 

[JustOneUK]

For all the posters who asked him to speak fluent english, get a grip, he sounds foreign, if i was posting on a foreign language site, id hope for a bit of leniancy if it wasn't my first language.

I'd be crap at writing in French.. I'm actually pretty crap at writing in English

I genuinely feel sorry for the guy. I hope he sticks around and picks up some tips about marketing his service.

James.

 

[fisicx]

They are based in west lothian??? i know its not real local but they do speak english?

West lothian? How come the site is registered to a Polish chap and hosted in Germany?

 

[fisicx]

BTW, the Advert World website says:

Affordable SEO services for any size company. Let us generate Meta Tags that the top search engines will love! If you want to achieve top search engine rankings for your web site, you need to have the create the right balance of keyword usage in your Meta Tags or Meta data.

That's what I've been missing! All I need to do is add some meta tags and I'll get top search engines rankings!

 

[Eagle]

 

[OldWelshGuy]

I agree, the experts are being over-protective and should give the guy a chance, offering to do and then take payment at end seems fair.

Hi Leslie, unfortunately once again this has been brought upon the OP by himself. have you read the first page?

it was NOt adwords, but something like adwords, it was like adwords but his contact company has a partnership with google.. and so it went.

A simple helolo I am xxx I do SEO and we are offering a package fror companies guaranteed etc... would have been fine.

We have pushed him to tell us what he does, would a business owner know to do the same? Our industry is full of snakeoil slaesmen who use smoke and mirrors to hide their real offerings, and it is harming the reputation of the industry.

 

[Matt1959]

We have pushed him to tell us what he does, would a business owner know to do the same? .

hey come on, no one with half a brain is going to go with the OP considering his first post and how it came across. Talk about a sledgehammer to crack a nut you lot

or is there ANYONE here on the forum that will admit that they would have given this guy some business?

 

[Eagle]

Hi Leslie, unfortunately once again this has been brought upon the OP by himself. have you read the first page?

it was NOt adwords, but something like adwords, it was like adwords but his contact company has a partnership with google.. and so it went.

A simple helolo I am xxx I do SEO and we are offering a package fror companies guaranteed etc... would have been fine.

We have pushed him to tell us what he does, would a business owner know to do the same? Our industry is full of snakeoil slaesmen who use smoke and mirrors to hide their real offerings, and it is harming the reputation of the industry.

^ Agreed. It's ok to have a little 'bad atmosphere' on a business forum now and again as the snakeoil salesmen and charlatans are weeded out by the known and trusted experts. It's in everyone's interest.

... and Darwin would be proud.

 

[DotNetWebs]

^ Agreed. It's ok to have a little 'bad atmosphere' on a business forum now and again as the snakeoil salesmen and charlatans are weeded out by the known and trusted experts. It's in everyone's interest.

... and Darwin would be proud.

Too right. I wouldn't want this place to end up like some of the other high-profile 'Internet' forums.

Regards

Dotty

 

[oldeagleeye]

My opinion on all this and I believe is one that would be held by many members is that we have a lot of SEO professionals in this forum and yes they have the odd banter now and then about who is best but then they are just that - SEO professionals and it seems to me that the OP has completely lost credibility with his peers.

I think that there is a lesson to be learned there for messrs Advert World & Co or indeed any scammers out there and that is that this is not just a business forum. It is a community and not one where strangers can come in and try to con us and think that they can get away with it.. Rob

 

[Deleted member 27344]

Domain registered 22/06/08
Company registration details - none

Google Page Rank - 0
Alexa rank - around 11 million

Listings on search engines (containing the keyword 'google'):
AOL - No
Google/ AOL/ HotBot - No
Lycos Pro - No
MSN - No
Netscape - No

I think we can safely say that someone has jumped on the bandwagon, tried to take us all for fools and is now smooching away with his tail between his legs.

Nice try buddy.

Sorry but had to edit again -
Even his content has been copied from elsewhere:
http://www.advert-world.com/testimonials.php
http://www.seocompanyservices.com/firm-testimonials.html

 

[OldWelshGuy]

hey come on, no one with half a brain is going to go with the OP considering his first post and how it came across. Talk about a sledgehammer to crack a nut you lot

or is there ANYONE here on the forum that will admit that they would have given this guy some business?

Matt, they will get a Uk based telesales team who will call people up and sell them their goods. I have seen it so many times, you would not believe.

Have a look at this bunch for instance http://www.ukbusinessforums.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=77167 this company used to display a google adwords professional company logo on their site before they were reported.

 

[UKSBD]

The trouble is not enough people inform google about these things.

I had a company contact me a couple of months ago, so listened to what
they said, then reported them to google.

This is part of the reply I received,

"Thank you for your email alerting us that ************ is
claiming to represent Google, and that they guarantee ad placement. We
will investigate the company and take appropriate action if necessary.

I would also like to clarify the specific offer found on the page you
linked. Though the company is offering a flat rate charge to its clients,
they do not receive special pricing from Google. All advertisers pay per
click, though this cost may be re-billed to their clients in a different
manner. And to clarify the guarantee, we make no placement agreements
with companies that their ads will always appear on the first page."

 

[glencooley.com]

West lothian? How come the site is registered to a Polish chap and hosted in Germany?

http://www.advert-world.com/contact.php

in the postal contact bit

 

[Deleted member 27344]

oh my!
http://ccdn-law.com

 

[WhizzPeople]

2.We don't using adwords to provide our services, we cooperating with company which is close to Google, I can't say anything more, it is our little business secret , but of course everything is legally, with VAT and other stuff.

Please check what Google says here - www.google.com/support/webmasters/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=35291

No one can guarantee a #1 ranking on Google. Beware of SEOs that claim to guarantee rankings, allege a "special relationship" with Google, or advertise a "priority submit" to Google. There is no priority submit for Google. In fact, the only way to submit a site to Google directly is through our Add URL page or by submitting a Sitemap and you can do this yourself at no cost whatsoever.

 

[fisicx]

oh my!
http://ccdn-law.com

Hmmm. Seen that design before somewhere. Is it a free template?

 

[LimeLeaf]

I think I know who the 'Google Partner' he mentions is, they have also been hounding me with calls saying they have a special relationship with Google and bulk buy adwords clicks which is why they can 'sell them on so cheap'. Not going to name them on here, but if you PM me I can let you know the 'little secret' ;-)

 

[saracen]

http://www.thomsonlocal.com/Good-Computers/3227822/map/companyinfo.html