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Gillie

Gillie

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Well its Friday, and I have had enough already, so I am taking the rest of the day off, in fact I am thinking of retiring ... and any jokes about my age will be treated with abuse. :rolleyes:

I am going to do some retail therapy and spend all my money on men and booze ... ok so I need to go food shopping, then come home and spend the night in front of the tv watching dvds, drinking copious amounts of red wine and eating totally unhealthy double chocolate ice cream, fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in the morning drooling ....

Anyone else fancy being naughty and doing something decadent??
 
I'm planning to get slaughtered tomorrow to try and blot the memory of becoming a year older. An old college drinking buddy is coming over and we shall watch DVDs, irritate my girlfriend and send out for a chilli nan sandwich at 3am.

Then I shall go to bed and keep the other half awake all night with chilli breath and the annoying effects of RLS.

Tongiht thouhg it's sleep time. Three evenngs this week working to 3am.
 
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Wooo hoo - it's the fundday Friday thread!!!!

Hope it's going to get a bit more interesting that what people are going to eat tonight!!! :rolleyes:
 
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GillOakWeb said:
I am going to do some retail therapy and spend all my money on men and booze ... Anyone else fancy being naughty and doing something decadent??
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I would love to volunteer and enjoy all the money with you but I don't usually click with OAP's so i'll give it a miss this time. Maybe next time. :D :p
 
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I was a naughty boy and went out last night with a few pals - behaved though. I have enough work on to keep me here all day and most of tonight, so no misbehaving today :(

Roll on Saturday night, the one time I refuse to work :)
 
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Software_MS said:
I would love to volunteer and enjoy all the money with you but I don't usually click with OAP's so i'll give it a miss this time. Maybe next time. :D :p
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Didn't I warn that anyone caught talking about my age, which by the way is not OAP status yet ... will be abused??

Can still chase after a young man when I need to! ;)

Shame is though, I don't know any nice young men ... just abusive bad mannered ones!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:
 
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Ok, so who didn't read the first thing of this thread and went and pm'd me ... come on you two admit it ... did you see the bit about taking the day off??

Honestly, I can't even go out and spend money without someone wanting some!!

Did manage to get through £300 in an hour though ... boy it felt good!!
 
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One could say me is that ... or rather thought I would get it in before one of the 'jokers' (cough!) on here got it in ...

So go on then Dean .. tell us a joke!
 
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Apples & Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they sometimes think of taking the ones that have fallen to the ground, that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.

Now men..men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and its up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!

Enjoy your wine tonight!
 
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Love it.

Will probably binge drink a bottle of Pino Grigio, then consume all the rice crackers in the house whilst watching Ugly Betty.

It must be a sad life as I can't think of a better way to while away my Friday nights these days.

It's not been a particularly great week, Top Hat is poorly sick with Man Flu, but I did sell another kitten today (remember the kittens - still got two left if you're interested).
 
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Dean, you have surpassed yourself me dear ... go to the top of the class!

No Caroline, whats sad is that you keep loosing weight and making us all jealous!! Mind rice crackers v double choc chip ice cream?? Hell wish I could do it!!

Awww poor Top Hat ... he must be at deaths door then ;)
 
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Would love to do decadent, sounds like it's going to be walk the dog down the pub, stellerize for a bit and let the dog find my home!
 
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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
>
> First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a
> huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to
> death with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he
> disposes
> of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
>
> Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
> attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
> chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?
>
> Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat
> anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
>
> He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the
> South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees.
> He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what
> to do and throws them! into the lions cage because lions eat anything.
>
> Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to
> another lion and says "What's the food like here?"
>
> The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and
> Chimps with Mushy Bees
 
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My laptop needs rebuilding so guess what I'm doing this weekend, starting tonight. Hubby is out so I may as well get started.
 
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coxadmin said:
My laptop needs rebuilding so guess what I'm doing this weekend, starting tonight. Hubby is out so I may as well get started.
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Ahhh what a nightmare. I dread it when we have to upgrade our IT system everything seems to take so long to get back into place and working as it used to.:( I'll drink several bottles on your behalf.:D

It's going to be a lovely weekend pay some poor IT type to do it for you and enjoy;)
 
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Well, I'm back! Windows has been reloaded and I am slowly reloading everything back on. Just realised that I didn't make a note of my email server settings but that is not a problem that cannot be solved.
 
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Lynn, I'm impressed. I'd be there till next Wednesday trying to sort it out!

I hate PC's (shhhhhh - hope this one didn't hear that)
 
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I love computers, Dean but I did get very nervous about the whole thing. Of course documents were backed up online and on an external hard drive so that's fine.
 
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"Back up" - had my lap top stolen from work last month and hadn't backed up for 6 months!!! Now I save everything to the company drive!!

Learn by mistakes!!
 
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sorry /he says shrinking off in the corner


Gill, that wine must be open by now. What you having? I've opened an Argentinian Chardonnay. Not usually my tipple, prefer Red, but it weas there in the fridge calling me!!
 
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mmmm Pino sunk, chilli oatcakes and home made guacamole disposed of, followed by a terribly sinful bag of pork scratchings from the Chinese supermarket. Buuurp!

Me thinks it better be double time with Davina's keepfit DVD tomorrow.

Top Hat mercifully in bed at 7pm so could not witness wanton destruction of diet.

Good job I didn't also have soup and dumplings or that would have been wunton destruction of diet
 
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