That's me done for the dayI filled two skips with rubble this afternoon and my back has gone on strike
Have a good one ......
But then, Tesco's current 1/2 price offer on Jacobs Creek could well have something to do with it
Could very well do ..... I've another skip to fill tomorrow.... and then the back is ready for it's makeover.
Then the real fun will begin with 'er indoors -
''no, not there, over there''....
''I know you just spent the whole day building it dear, but I dont like it there now, Ive changed my mind...''
and my personal favourite '' I really dont mind, dear, I really dont, what do you think.... followed by... that's the stupidest idea youve ever had, and gord knows youve had many..''
Changed your mind about bed then? Just cant stay away from this place can you.
I blame you lot for being so riviting
I shall wish you all a very good night now, as Im away this afternoon until Sunday night, and I need to get that darn skip full before we go
One of mine has organised a girlie weekend away with 8 of her mates. Myself, Mrs Parthelan and the MIL are providing adult supervision, discreetly in the background.
Ive taken delivery of 800 sandbags, 500 yards of barbed wire, and a dozen highly disciplined guard dogs, trained to go for the testicles when they hear the words ''Ello Darlin'.....''
Yeah, that ought to do it
And I cant get p p p p p p p poker face out of my head Well, we're back. And we're all alive. And Im now deaf.
Buenas noches.... or Buenas nachos as one of mine was given to saying
Spanish, German, French, some Italian and liturgical Latin and Greek.
My daughters all speak 4 or 5 languages.
My sons speak english and foul
They're difficult to manage now !!!!!
We both come from largish families - me, 7 brothers and sisters, my wife, 8 brothers and sisters, so it was always odds on we'd have a large family. Being tight knit families on both sides we've always had loads of help.
In fairness to her, my wife to be did warn me when we went a courting she comes from a long line of very fertile women. She wasn't joking - it got to the point I was scared to say the word ''sperm'' out loud when doing biology homework with the kids*, in case she overheard it and fell pregnant at the very mention of the word
.... bluddy random lost land of sheep becomes invisible to dongles as and when it pleases 