The last word.........

[LicensedToTrade]

I love you, you love me,
We're a happy family...

 

[garytulley]

I hate you, you hate me
lets all go and kill barney
with a baseball bat and a 2 by 4
no more purple dinosaur

gotta love the school playground classics

 

[clarencelee]

School not rock.
Rock is dead.
Where is my Dad?

 

[Parthelan]

Doe, a deer, a female deer....

 

[LicensedToTrade]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No I-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no I-deer.

I can't say the next bit, I've got two strikes.

 

[Consistency]

My little pony
skinny and bony
made out of plastic
looks like a %%%%%%% (voluntary blurred out as I think the right word is something challenged and may cause offence to those who want to be offended on other peoples behalf who really do not care anyway)
take him to bed
rip off his head
my little pony is dead!

 

[Parthelan]

My little pony
skinny and bony
made out of plastic
looks like a %%%%%%% (voluntary blurred out as I think the right word is something challenged and may cause offence to those who want to be offended on other peoples behalf who really do not care anyway)
take him to bed
rip off his head
my little pony is dead!

For a so called christian, your mind is a very dangerous place innit mate

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Mary had a little lamb,
she also had a duck.
She put them both in a box,
to see if they would get along together.

 

[LicensedToTrade]

I'd just like to formally distance myself from these obscene messages. This is nothing to do with me being on a final warning

 

[Consistency]

I'd just like to formally distance myself from these obscene messages. This is nothing to do with me being on a final warning

Oh yes it is.....................

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Oh no it isn't..........

 

[Consistency]

Oh, I must have been mistaken.

 

[Hedgie]

Quick...look....a chicken on a skateboard

 

[Parthelan]

Oh yeah, like Im going to fall for that one - whhhooooaaaaaaaaa.... man, did you see the way he got some air...

 

[LicensedToTrade]

Have you seen what all the young'uns are doing these days?...

 

[Consistency]

That's one hippy chick.

 

[LicensedToTrade]

I've reached a stage now where I have the confidence to type in a phrase to google images and know that it will give me the right thing. 'Chicken on a Skateboard For the Win!'

 

[vvaannmmaann]

However do not make the error I made.Do not type "Gimp holding a chicken on a skateboard" You will not consider it as a win.

 

[LicensedToTrade]

We need to set some ground rules to determine a winner to this thread.

Feel free to negotiate but I propose the following: In order to win the member must make the last post before 9pm on a particular day and that post must remain the last one until midnight of the same day. If another member posts a message after 9pm and before midnight then the thread is reset until the next night.

Does anyone think I might be taking this a little too seriously?

 

[Consistency]

I propose that whatever happens, I be the winner but in the terms and conditions I can select who can be second place. The one who then is in second place and holds the title..........................

I think we need to get legal advice on this or I will take whoever tries to take my job as last word winner badge wearer to a tribunal and run to Employment Law Clinic for advice.

 

[Parthelan]

Hmmmmmm............ ooops, it's not midnight, sorry, now ya'll have to keep posting til 9pm tomorrow night to get the last word. My bad

 

[Consistency]

I have stealthily swooped it.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Until now that is!

 

[Beachcomber]

I win.

Why?

Because I have a 4' claymore and have watched Braveheart 5 times.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

I'll see your claymore and raise you....

 

[Beachcomber]

You may take off my legs, but you'll never take my jaffa cakes!

 

[LicensedToTrade]

I'll see your claymore and raise you....

I see your claymore and raise you one Eryx...

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Isn't that the French thing prone to misfires?

 

[LicensedToTrade]

Isn't that the French thing prone to misfires?

Only when it is used by the french....

 

[Consistency]

Your bid has been accepted.

 

[Beachcomber]

Only when it is used by the french....

I don't know, they are pretty good at using the French version of the swiss army knife:

 

[LicensedToTrade]

I don't know, they are pretty good at using the French version of the swiss army knife:

It's after 9pm now, I'm sorry but I can't let you steal it.

 

[Parthelan]

It's after 9pm now, I'm sorry but I can't let you steal it.

Ach, sorry, I accidently typed this - now it has to run until tomorrow night - ach - sawweee

 

[Consistency]

Its all mine. I had a pot noodle today, I remember them being a bit nicer than this one and the last time I had one was about 3 months ago. Think I would have rather had a cupcake.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

cupcake flavoured pot noodle?

 

[Consistency]

Potnoodle flavored cupcake with mango sachet for topping.

 

[Beachcomber]

All the worlds ills are in a pot noodle.

 

[LicensedToTrade]

Has anyone heard of a (reasonably) new chain of milkshake places called Shakeaway? http://www.shakeaway.com/england/index.php?page=milkshake_menu

I went into one when I was in Bury St Edmunds and had 'The Dave' which is a milkshake made with kinder bueno and ferrero rocher. I tell you what, I'm considering setting one of these places up near me just so I can pop in every day.

 

[KM-Tiger]

At least you were not in Cockermouth.

 

[Consistency]

Lucky not in Fukushima