The last word.........

[LicensedToTrade]

Somebody on here (I can't even say more than that without breaking the rules) may have been given an infraction for posting a picture of human faeces in a toilet so I'd be surprised if your joke didn't result in one.

*EDIT*: Oh wait I just remembered you are a paid up member, they will turn a blind eye for you so long as that £40.00 keeps coming in

 

[FaerieB]

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Boo x

 

[Consistency]

You made me jump!

 

[FaerieB]

You made me jump into bed with Parthelan

.............

 

[FaerieB]

Somebody on here (I can't even say more than that without breaking the rules) may have been given an infraction for posting a picture of human faeces in a toilet so I'd be surprised if your joke didn't result in one.

*EDIT*: Oh wait I just remembered you are a paid up member, they will turn a blind eye for you so long as that £40.00 keeps coming in

I wondered why I keep saying piss and nothing happens

 

[Consistency]

piss is in the Bible

Pisseth. 2 Kings.

 

[Consistency]

.............

Noooooooooooooo,

 

[Parthelan]

*EDIT*: Oh wait I just remembered you are a paid up member, they will turn a blind eye for you so long as that £40.00 keeps coming in

Why such cynicism :| I'm sitting here typing this on the free iphone 4 I got with my membership, sipping a cheeky little red they delivered with a thankyou card, wondering what to wear to the members only soire on Saturday, and I find your remarks uncalled for. There is no preferential treatment going on. You're too sensitive.

 

[Consistency]

I sensitively take the last word.

 

[Parthelan]

No so fast there buddy ......

 

[Consistency]

I have bet you again.

 

[FaerieB]

I have tonsilitis in my ears and chest and I can't sleep

 

[DavidO]

Not sure I want to win . . . . . .

 

[vvaannmmaann]

That's ok then!

 

[Consistency]

Can you get tonsilitis in your ears and chest?

 

[KM-Tiger]

Can you get tonsilitis in your ears and chest?

Depends where you keep your tonsils.

Can't believe this thread is still going considering I won on page 1.

 

[Parthelan]

Depends where you keep your tonsils.

Can't believe this thread is still going considering I won on page 1.

I thought I won :|

I demand a recount before I start flinging accusations of blatent discrimination against paid up members about.

 

[FaerieB]

I have Man Flu ... I think I'm going to die :| x

 

[iArtist]

This thread will last until the end of time...............

 

[FaerieB]

As a fully paid up member who has never been infracted (despite frequently saying piss) I intend to bribe the mods to lock this thread directly after my next post .....







This will of course doubtless lead to my first infraction

 

[Consistency]

I won...............

I keep my tonsils in my.............

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Not so fast tonsil boy.

 

[Consistency]

You thought you were quick there!

 

[Parthelan]

Bet you can only see one post here, but it was so fast, I posted two but the human eye can only see one

 

[Consistency]

I am faster than the speed of light on here.

 

[KM-Tiger]

But not fast enough ...

 

[vvaannmmaann]

correct lightening boy!

 

[Subbynet]

The last word is mine!

 

[Consistency]

No its not, its mine I tell you.......

 

[LicensedToTrade]

I'm faster than an MP with an expenses receipt on March 31st at 11.59 at night.

 

[Consistency]

I'm faster than a mod trying to ban you!!!!!

 

[LicensedToTrade]

I'm faster than a Japanese surfer riding a Tsunami.

 

[Consistency]

I'm faster than the insurance companies looking for the way out!

 

[FaerieB]

I wondered why I keep saying piss and nothing happens

Hmmmmm .... I think I've worked it out ... I talk such drivel that all the mods have me on their ignore list

 

[Parthelan]

Im faster than Mr Fast, from Fastnet, the fastest man to slide down a slippery fast thing as fast as fast can be.

 

[LicensedToTrade]

I'm faster than a David Cameron No Fly Zone U-turn.

 

[Consistency]

I'm faster than batfink!

 

[Parthelan]

Thats too fast for me :redface:

 

[Consistency]

I have won.

 

[Parthelan]

I was talking to LTT