This is the common case for the defence isn't it? Actually AFAIC it's a load of
cr@p. It is incredibly presumptious for anyone to call a business they know nothing about and tell them that they know how to help them.
I do all of my marketing through my websites. There is no need for anything else. I regularly get cold callers trying to sell me web design services and Internet marketing. Can you believe how angry that makes me when they disturb me from my work?
Please don't take offence at what I am about to say BDW but I am getting the perception that you are perfectly content in your little comfort zone of not talking to anybody. That's one of the biggest crimes the internet has created and it has drifted off into this cyber world where people have become almost entirely secondary. If picking the phone up and speaking to someone disrupts you THAT much, then take it away and chuck it in the skip.
You say that if you need something then you will go and find it yourself. I pretty much do that too, because if I sat here waiting and waiting for a telesales call because I need to buy a new lawn mower I could be waiting for ever, BUT let me present you with this scenario:
Two young lads from the University of Chipping Sodbury by accident have created a fresh set of machine code that makes computers run five times faster and nobody else yet has it. Anyone in the software world would sell their conjugal rights for the next 20 years to get their hands on it, it's that hot. They have empty pockets and cant even afford to buy a domain name, let alone pay for any advertising. So, using mum and dad's free daytime phone calls package they ring your number because you a re local to where they live and you tell them to fffffloat off. This cold phone call could have earned you squillions, but you dismissed it out of hand because all cold calls are a complete waste of time aren't they?
Again, no offence, but I can agree with you 100% that a poorly researched cold call is soooooooooo irritating, frustrating, pointless and unnecessary. My philosophy is to answer that phone call and then make the judgement. If it is a scripted mechanical drivel, I tell them to go away and come back when they can treat me as a person and not a victim of their system. If their call is for something way off beam that I would ever consider buying because I have no use for it, I tell them to look up the word "Marketing" in a dictionary. If they are polite and courteous, they actually bother to LISTEN to my point of view, maybe share a joke or a life experience and react accordingly, it can be a pleasant interlude to the day. If you can sell them something, then you really have hit the jackpot
If I was running a telesales operation, my targets per operator would be 2 - 5 confirmed sales and 20 - 25 new friendly business contacts that have not been terrified by the way the company does business. You never know it may prompt them to call YOU for a change one day because you acted the professional. Isn't that a better target than annoying 200+ people a day with a 2% sales conversion?