Just won HUGE contract for the royal wedding!

[letterboxunlimited]

As many of you will know I am a keen chocolate maker and spent 6 years in Belgium working for one of the finest Chocolate shops in the the capital.

I have been waiting for ages to release this information but an NDA ment it had to be kept under wraps until today so I would like to officially announce my big venture for the royal wedding of Prince William.

On the wedding day I have been given a permit to turn all water features within a 30 mile radius into giant chocolate fountains. I have already ordered Kate and William shaped marshmallows but am looking for feedback on what other treats I could let people use.

I would also like your feedback on letting people bath in the chocolate during the event. I have already had one enquiry from the British Chocolate Toe Fetish Socitey asking if they can bring 3 coaches at a cost of £1500 each. I know a £4500 order may be nice but I am a little worried how others may take this, would you be ok sharing your fresh dipped banana these people?

 

[AdHungry]

Nice one, you nearly had me "fooled" then

 

[An Oasis]

:|Is there the equivalent of a forum hangman's noose or will you do that by chocolate leaflet distribution?

 

[letterboxunlimited]

Hey, check the Royal website. Were doing ltd edition Chocolate Harrys for £15 including sprinkles

 

[AntoniaLuella]

Isn't this a forum to have business discussion?

Is this a new trend now? next week I'll create a thread about my biggest client

Lets forget business discussion it's time to announce to the world all we are moving and shaking in our business!

 

[IInfluence]

Isn't this a forum to have business discussion?

Is this a new trend now? next week I'll create a thread about my biggest client

Lets forget business discussion it's time to announce to the world all we are moving and shaking in our business!

WHOOOOOOSH.

 

[matth]

LOL.... Nice one

 

[roydmoorian]

Nice timing

 

[roydmoorian]

Nice timing Just 11 minutes in

 

[iArtist]

You had me fooled till I read the 'you had me fooled' message underneath!

I was typing my reply in my head...anger at waste of chocolate!! I am world's naivest when it comes to things like this...

 

[Paul Dean]

I've vowed not to trust a single post I read today...

 

[Spock]

Nice one, but you should have added "in celebration I'm sending all you lovely people a box of my finest chocs..."

 

[Deleted member 61074]

:|Is there the equivalent of a forum hangman's noose or will you do that by chocolate leaflet distribution?

Forum death by chocolate ?

 

Isn't this a forum to have business discussion?

Is this a new trend now? next week I'll create a thread about my biggest client

Lets forget business discussion it's time to announce to the world all we are moving and shaking in our business!

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[jules12345]

As many of you will know I am a keen chocolate maker and spent 6 years in Belgium working for one of the finest Chocolate shops in the the capital.

I have been waiting for ages to release this information but an NDA ment it had to be kept under wraps until today so I would like to officially announce my big venture for the royal wedding of Prince William.

On the wedding day I have been given a permit to turn all water features within a 30 mile radius into giant chocolate fountains. I have already ordered Kate and William shaped marshmallows but am looking for feedback on what other treats I could let people use.

I would also like your feedback on letting people bath in the chocolate during the event. I have already had one enquiry from the British Chocolate Toe Fetish Socitey asking if they can bring 3 coaches at a cost of £1500 each. I know a £4500 order may be nice but I am a little worried how others may take this, would you be ok sharing your fresh dipped banana these people?

If your story is based on truth in regards to you making chocolate and having taken the initiative after reserach to go to Belgium and the risk, then you have shown an entrepreneurial spirit that is commendable. It might have been better however had you enquired, as to a potential way to feature your chocolate at the Royal Wedding, or that you would love to have been asked to feature your chocolate at the Royal Wedding.

Upon reading I feel that in your mind, is the question that so many people ask each day, as to how to market your business more efficiently and with more success, and with the purpose of making your company/business a household name, and whereby you might indeed have won a contract to feature your chocolate at the Royal Wedding.

I would presume you would need a Royal Appointment at the outset to have your chocolate featured in such a way. So perhaps if you went down that road and sought to have Royal Appointment branding on your products, you may find that such an undertaking is within your capabilities and as such you will benefit.

How many of you knew however, that Royal Appointment used to be attached to Benson and Hedges cigarrettes which has now been taken off Benson and Hedges and if im not mistaken all tobacco products, this might actually inspire a number of British companies to once again seek such appointment.

Check out the website - http://www.royalwarrant.org/

Regards
Jules

 

[SillyJokes]

I'm surprised you haven't heard that Kate has pulled out.

 

[AdamJ]

Isn't this a forum to have business discussion?

Is this a new trend now? next week I'll create a thread about my biggest client

Lets forget business discussion it's time to announce to the world all we are moving and shaking in our business!

Missed the point a little I think.

 

[iArtist]

I was caught out again today despite being on all systems alert after reading this thread!!

I got an email about 'scented t-shirts' and I was all ready to design one...when.....

Yep, got me again...

 

[roydmoorian]

Check out the website - http://www.royalwarrant.org/

Regards
Jules

An old colleague of mine ( agricultural contractor) used to carry the warrant on his machinery - He was the Official Muck Spreader for the Sandringham Estate.