If you could have any superpower ...

[krispykreme]

If you could have any superpower ...

If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

 

[dan_1985]

Got to be invisibility hasn't it? I think you can figure out why!

And any bloke who says any other power is lying!

 

I'd be quite happy if I could fly.


At least when I rob the bank I will be able to get away allied to being fed up with traffic jams.

Earl

 

[iArtist]

In my dreams, I am able to fly, walk on water and make cream cakes appear out of thin air. Of these three I think I'd choose super power 3....assuming of course I don't get SUPER FAT as a result.

 

[The Pines]

Got to be invisibility hasn't it? I think you can figure out why!

And any bloke who says any other power is lying!

Definitely !!!

I'd never get tired of groping women's breasts.

And some other bits aswell... for the lucky ones

 

[Lee Jones Jnr]

Couple of losers struggling with finding a lady then.
Any super power for any reason and the best you can come up with is sexual assault.
Shame on you.

 

Definitely !!!

I'd never get tired of groping women's breasts.

Oh yes you will ,trust me.

Earl

 

[Beachcomber]

I'd like the ability to morph into any object / person that I wanted to.

If robbery and riches are your motivation you can morph into a bank manager / worker and empty the safe etc.

If nookie is your motivation you can morph into Brad Pitt and shag yourself into oblivion.

If mischief is your motivation you can morph yourself into Princess Di and tear around Paris at midnight on a moped to put the sh*ts up the tourists.

If you want to be able to fly, morph into a bird / plane / rocket and go where your desires take you.

............the possibilities are endless.

 

[MikeD08]

Being a comic-book geek (quite the expert on Marvel id I do say so myself), I'd quite like the powers of Phoenix http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Phoenix_Saga although the answer tends to change depending on what I'm reading at the time.

 

[The Pines]

Couple of losers struggling with finding a lady then.
Any super power for any reason and the best you can come up with is sexual assault.

Calm down dear.

It's a thread in the 'Time Out' section, about mythical superpowers. It's not meant to be taken seriously

Shame on you.

Do you need some help getting down from that high horse... or do you prefer to levitate down with your superpowers?

 

[Lee Jones Jnr]

Calm down dear.

It's a thread in the 'Time Out' section, about mythical superpowers. It's not meant to be taken seriously



Do you need some help getting down from that high horse... or do you prefer to levitate down with your superpowers?

putting something in the time out section doesn't detatch it from morality. If you think that molesting women is light hearted amusement in this or any other context it shows not that I am looking down from a lofty position, but that you are looking up from the gutter of the morally bankrupt.

 

[garyk]

Not so much a super power as a device....a time machine!

 

[GaryMc]

Lack of lateral thinking - why not just say the ability to travel through time as a superpower

I would fancy teleporting - imagine thinking 'Today I fancy going to Barbados' and in the blink of an eye, you are there

 

[dagr]

I'd like to have the super-power ability of being able to open any modern form of packaging.

(Took me about 5 minutes to get a USB key out of its plastic yesterday. Still got the cuts).

 

[owas]

I would like to mind read - married life would be so much easier,,,

 

[Dawg]

I would like to mind read - married life would be so much easier,,,

Could also be either very scary, or, sadly, very boring. What if you found your loved one was on a level with the spaniel and they both wanted to kill you? Ignorance is bliss.

There's only one superpower. I'd have America. And as BLOTUS* I'd get rid of some fast foods and all bad speling.
Sorry KrispyKreme.

(*Blessed Leader Of The United States).

 

[iArtist]

I'd like to have the super-power ability of being able to open any modern form of packaging.

(Took me about 5 minutes to get a USB key out of its plastic yesterday. Still got the cuts).

Every now and then I read a post on here that inspires a gag cartoon and I reckon this is a beauty!

Cartoon to follow soon, thanks!

 

[Baileybooks104]

Hi,

I would like the power to heal, not as much fun as being invisible but the help I could give would be awesome.

 

[MikeD08]

Hi,

I would like the power to heal, not as much fun as being invisible but the help I could give would be awesome.

This was very useful during the 'Mutant Massacre' storyline in 'Uncanny X-Men' during the 80s

Apologies for geekiness:redface:

Geek edit: The Healer, one of the Morlocks - led by Storm following the defeat of Callisto. I think he may have ended up being killed by Sabretooth (I need to get out more!)