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We had further correspondence with our friend Bob ... again it's primarily here as a warning .... but also hoping to make us all smile in the current tough economy ! Again start at the bottom ...
Again identities removed (kind of) to protect the innocent ...
From: Jon Smith
Sent: 07 February 2011 09:49
To: Mattie S; 'BobatBM
Cc: Nealie H
Subject: Re: HP Price Inquiry!
Hello Bob,
Please once again allow me to apologise for the shocking, and quite frankly greivous, errors made in the correspondence from our managing director to yourself.
In the e-mail you will see that he referred to you as a pr*ck. This is an inexcusable mistake!
He meant c*nt.
Regards,
Nwanko Kanu on behalf of Roger Mila on behalf of Jon Smith
From: Mattie S
To: BobatBM
Cc: Nealie H; Jon Smith
Sent: Mon Feb 07 09:43:23 2011
Subject: RE: HP Price Inquiry!
Hello again "Bob",
I see you're trying a new venture this time ... BM Supplies ... rather than BM Office Equipment - I'll give you this, you certainly work hard with all these businesses ! Anyone stupid enough to supply you yet ?!
Thank you for your further enquiry for the below toners, unfortunately with the current cost of crude oil - the price of them has gone through the roof. Just to let you know for us to proceed with the quote we need an advance payment of 100 (one hundred) million pounds in cash. This time we'll accept 10p denominations, along with any spare Drachmas or our special interest;Nigerian Naira's
Unfortunately Group 4 are unavailable (since we stitched them up on their last toner order), but we've got Big Dave from the pot noodle ads to pop down and guard the door for you.
Actually why beat around the bush with niceties (almost sounds like nice t*ts if you say it quick!). If we supplied the goods to you - it'd be highly unlikely we'd get paid, so roles reversed - you supply the cash; and there is f*ck all chance of getting the inks ... not because we're devious - but blame BP and their oil spill.
Once again give Jon Smith our sales manager a ring (no heavy breathing this time please!) he's available on 0845 010 9000 - don't be fooled when they answer HM Customs & Excise fraudulent investigations - he'll just be pulling your leg, and if you want to exercise your disability right 0845 000 0200 - it's a textphone for the deaf, mute or Nigerian grifter.
Have a nice day - Bob from Nigeria.
Kindest Regards
Mattie "think I'm falling for this you pr*ck mk II" S
Managing Director
-----Original Message-----
From: Bob Moore
Sent: 07 February 2011 09:31
To: Enquire
Subject: HP Price Inquiry!
Hello Sales,
I will like to place an order with your store,Kindly let us know if you have any of the below product in stock or if you can order them from your supplier to your store and get them dispatched via your local carrier.Get back to me with the pricing of the below product.
OEM HP TONER CARTRIDGE (C9733A)
OEM HP Toner Cartridge (C4129X)
OEM HP 78 Ink Cartridge (C6578DE)
OEM HP 97 Ink Cartridge (C9363WN)
SONY PDV CAM TAPE 184 MINS
Shipping Destination: London NW2 6PJ
Payment Method: Master/Visa Card
Kindly Get back to me with the pricing of above items Including VAT so that we can determine the Total quantity we would like to order from you.
I hope to hear from you soonest.
Best regards,
Bob Moore
Bm Supplies Ltd
Again identities removed (kind of) to protect the innocent ...
From: Jon Smith
Sent: 07 February 2011 09:49
To: Mattie S; 'BobatBM
Cc: Nealie H
Subject: Re: HP Price Inquiry!
Hello Bob,
Please once again allow me to apologise for the shocking, and quite frankly greivous, errors made in the correspondence from our managing director to yourself.
In the e-mail you will see that he referred to you as a pr*ck. This is an inexcusable mistake!
He meant c*nt.
Regards,
Nwanko Kanu on behalf of Roger Mila on behalf of Jon Smith
From: Mattie S
To: BobatBM
Cc: Nealie H; Jon Smith
Sent: Mon Feb 07 09:43:23 2011
Subject: RE: HP Price Inquiry!
Hello again "Bob",
I see you're trying a new venture this time ... BM Supplies ... rather than BM Office Equipment - I'll give you this, you certainly work hard with all these businesses ! Anyone stupid enough to supply you yet ?!
Thank you for your further enquiry for the below toners, unfortunately with the current cost of crude oil - the price of them has gone through the roof. Just to let you know for us to proceed with the quote we need an advance payment of 100 (one hundred) million pounds in cash. This time we'll accept 10p denominations, along with any spare Drachmas or our special interest;Nigerian Naira's
Unfortunately Group 4 are unavailable (since we stitched them up on their last toner order), but we've got Big Dave from the pot noodle ads to pop down and guard the door for you.
Actually why beat around the bush with niceties (almost sounds like nice t*ts if you say it quick!). If we supplied the goods to you - it'd be highly unlikely we'd get paid, so roles reversed - you supply the cash; and there is f*ck all chance of getting the inks ... not because we're devious - but blame BP and their oil spill.
Once again give Jon Smith our sales manager a ring (no heavy breathing this time please!) he's available on 0845 010 9000 - don't be fooled when they answer HM Customs & Excise fraudulent investigations - he'll just be pulling your leg, and if you want to exercise your disability right 0845 000 0200 - it's a textphone for the deaf, mute or Nigerian grifter.
Have a nice day - Bob from Nigeria.
Kindest Regards
Mattie "think I'm falling for this you pr*ck mk II" S
Managing Director
-----Original Message-----
From: Bob Moore
Sent: 07 February 2011 09:31
To: Enquire
Subject: HP Price Inquiry!
Hello Sales,
I will like to place an order with your store,Kindly let us know if you have any of the below product in stock or if you can order them from your supplier to your store and get them dispatched via your local carrier.Get back to me with the pricing of the below product.
OEM HP TONER CARTRIDGE (C9733A)
OEM HP Toner Cartridge (C4129X)
OEM HP 78 Ink Cartridge (C6578DE)
OEM HP 97 Ink Cartridge (C9363WN)
SONY PDV CAM TAPE 184 MINS
Shipping Destination: London NW2 6PJ
Payment Method: Master/Visa Card
Kindly Get back to me with the pricing of above items Including VAT so that we can determine the Total quantity we would like to order from you.
I hope to hear from you soonest.
Best regards,
Bob Moore
Bm Supplies Ltd
I'm always emailing scammers like this, maybe I should post some on here as well, you have to admit, if it wasn't for these scammers us business people would have a very boring inbox.
