3 Wishes

Gillie

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If you had three wishes to be granted, what would they be?

Ok rules then:

Your three wishes can't have money, world peace and good in bed included in them - they can't have the word 'I' in them, and they have to be realistic ... in so much as flying humans are not yet feasible unless aided by machinery ...

so then ...
 
I wish...

1) For people to stop being so selfish and ignorant. However unlikely, it's achievable, but only if as said, people stop being so selfish and ignorant!

2) The next 7-ish months would fly by so this girl could become one person again. :D

3) For another three wishes to be granted to moi. ;)



(Tried soo damn hard not to mention the word 'I' Lol-I'm too selfish lol)
 
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Paddy Jock and Arthur were trapped on a desert island, when they discover a gene in a bottle. Happy to be released the gene grants them 3 wishes but as there´s three of them, that pans out at one wish each.

Jock says, I wish I was back in Edinburgh, in my favourite pub, with all my mates, with Angelina Jolie on my arm, and 100 million quid in the Bank and ... whooooshh.... it was done.

The Arthur wishes he was back in London, head of his own global corporation, with Bill Gates as his tea boy, and 500 billion quid in the bank .. and whooosh.... it was done.

And Paddy says, you know something, I miss Jock and Arthur, I wish they were here with me, and whooosh ..........

:D
 
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1) Brand new video & photography studio built to my team's spec
2) An all expenses trip to LA for 1 month to pitch around one of our films
3) A krispy creams factory (not just a shop so they are fresh) near by so I don't have to go to far....
 
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1. The end time to come soon.

2. Until that time, laws to reflect reality and for those laws to be just and equal so those that break them receive punishment to fit the crime

3. For Children and animals to be allowed to be happy, unharmed, loved and unthreatened.
 
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Whats with all the peace and love mush?
Be honest:

1) Playboy mansion
2) Pots and pots of cash
3) Eternal youth

Yeah baby!
 
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Cynic.
Whats wrong with charidee, baybees, fluffy bunnees, world peece, lol angels and ternal nappyness?
 
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Oh yeah I forgot that was her thing, I thought she meant the apocalypse not the rapture (or whatever variant her sect believes in). ;]
 
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