Who is citizen Erased really???
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Nick, I have just had a call from a lass who would like you to take her on a date and, maybe, drink some wine with/infront of her. I asked what she looked like and she said she was just your type, she sent a photo too. Are you interested?
Never mind Nick,send her my way!
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The Master
Why not set up a lynch mob. We can ask the private dectectives on here to have a comptetition to track him down. they can bung the site owners a few terry venables to get his details, and then have a public lynching on webcam.
Could be the first UKBF snuff movie.
Or failing that we can sit back and enjoy the entertainment, as the people who get heated up about it, obviously have voids in their little rat race lives.
Given my past history, I have been asked if it is me. Regretrefully, no it isn't, but secretly I wish it had have been me.
Ah well, que sera. No doubt I shall think of something equally as entertaining by 1st April.
If the guy is sincere, he needs counselling, if he isn't , he needs applauding.
Could be the first UKBF snuff movie.
Or failing that we can sit back and enjoy the entertainment, as the people who get heated up about it, obviously have voids in their little rat race lives.
Given my past history, I have been asked if it is me. Regretrefully, no it isn't, but secretly I wish it had have been me.
Ah well, que sera. No doubt I shall think of something equally as entertaining by 1st April.
If the guy is sincere, he needs counselling, if he isn't , he needs applauding.
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Why not set up a lynch mob. We can ask the private dectectives on here to have a comptetition to track him down. they can bung the site owners a few terry venables to get his details, and then have a public lynching on webcam.
Could be the first UKBF snuff movie.
Or failing that we can sit back and enjoy the entertainment, as the people who get heated up about it, obviously have voids in their little rat race lives.
Given my past history, I have been asked if it is me. Regretrefully, no it isn't, but secretly I wish it had have been me.
Ah well, que sera. No doubt I shall think of something equally as entertaining by 1st April.
If the guy is sincere, he needs counselling, if he isn't , he needs applauding.
You mean you will top the Regal Rabbit one that had Minging making a guest appearance in ... ??
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We know his nationality/ethnicity and general locality and name. Thats probably enough.
It would be quicker to simply drive to his rough area (which we know) and ask any passers by where the fruitcake that runs like a Panda lives.
I'm just saying I'm confident people near him know of him
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compuclean
Here's my take on the discussion so far:
Question Raised: Who Is Citizen_Erased?
Answer: His name is Nick, he's been unemployed for two years, he lives in Harlow, Essex, and was/is desperately trying to flog 6 copies of Adobe CS3 for £550 plus £30 postage.
Question: Did he sell the software?
Answer: One member offered £480, which was declined. One member offered £550 and to collect, which was also refused. One member offered £580... and was also refused. As yet, the software (as far as I can tell) has still not been sold, and is depreciating daily.
Question: Is he seeking work?
Answer: Apparently so. He has had appointments at the job centre, as well as a serious offer of employment from a member.
Question: Does he want to work?
Answer: We are unsure of this one. He would like a website that generates 7k hits a day, although isn't sure what said website would be selling/promoting. He would like to do data entry... from home. Or anything else... from home. Oh, and he would like to do office work. His skills include a WPM speed of... 26.
Question: Is he single?
Answer: Yes, although he has his eyes set on multiple women, at least one of which he has pictures of which he looks at every morning. He would like to kiss her.
Question: What's with the pandas?
Answer: I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea.
Question: Is it worth reading this thread from the start?
Answer: Only if you're a) extremely bored, b) in the mood to get highly angered and irritated and c) totally bonkers
If I haven't covered everything, I'm sure other members can fill in...
Question Raised: Who Is Citizen_Erased?
Answer: His name is Nick, he's been unemployed for two years, he lives in Harlow, Essex, and was/is desperately trying to flog 6 copies of Adobe CS3 for £550 plus £30 postage.
Question: Did he sell the software?
Answer: One member offered £480, which was declined. One member offered £550 and to collect, which was also refused. One member offered £580... and was also refused. As yet, the software (as far as I can tell) has still not been sold, and is depreciating daily.
Question: Is he seeking work?
Answer: Apparently so. He has had appointments at the job centre, as well as a serious offer of employment from a member.
Question: Does he want to work?
Answer: We are unsure of this one. He would like a website that generates 7k hits a day, although isn't sure what said website would be selling/promoting. He would like to do data entry... from home. Or anything else... from home. Oh, and he would like to do office work. His skills include a WPM speed of... 26.
Question: Is he single?
Answer: Yes, although he has his eyes set on multiple women, at least one of which he has pictures of which he looks at every morning. He would like to kiss her.
Question: What's with the pandas?
Answer: I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea.
Question: Is it worth reading this thread from the start?
Answer: Only if you're a) extremely bored, b) in the mood to get highly angered and irritated and c) totally bonkers
If I haven't covered everything, I'm sure other members can fill in...
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i know, i know - after what i said last time, i shouldn't be here
just what is it about this darn thread that pulls you back? each time i check in, nothing has really happened. it just goes back a bit, a bit of silliness, an offer or 2 is made, a few more lol's then back we go - on & on...
damn & blast, i have no life!
just what is it about this darn thread that pulls you back? each time i check in, nothing has really happened. it just goes back a bit, a bit of silliness, an offer or 2 is made, a few more lol's then back we go - on & on...
damn & blast, i have no life!
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Nick, I have just had a call from a lass who would like you to take her on a date and, maybe, drink some wine with/infront of her. I asked what she looked like and she said she was just your type, she sent a photo too. Are you interested?
Hello yeah shes cute! I can ride like a panda
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The Master
ive got four guns, lets just shoot him, and stop wasting 168 of sift plc pages.
ive enough mates in belfast who are bored these days and want a bit of target practice.
oops, i should have said that as nanny gordon will no doubt crack down on me.
mind you i like the snuff movie idea. Would generate £,000 in revenue and I can always blame pyschological irregularities.
I might come after you, you young buck, it would be like shooting pheasant in july
ive enough mates in belfast who are bored these days and want a bit of target practice.
oops, i should have said that as nanny gordon will no doubt crack down on me.
mind you i like the snuff movie idea. Would generate £,000 in revenue and I can always blame pyschological irregularities.
I might come after you, you young buck, it would be like shooting pheasant in july
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The face of Adobe?
How could any one get a pic of him. He would not let them go to his house. He would not travel to them. He would haggle over his fee and probably loose the contract to a Devonshire gurner.
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Wow, shes my kind of woman.Nick, I have just had a call from a lass who would like you to take her on a date and, maybe, drink some wine with/infront of her. I asked what she looked like and she said she was just your type, she sent a photo too. Are you interested?
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