Who is citizen Erased really???
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ah, it's nice to see the circle of life being played out in all it's glory on UKBF
**sigh of contentment**
Nick! forget taps n usb pen thingys,
market stall - selling PANDAS - nuff said
(i'm learning - i actually did some work BEFORE i came in here today :redface
Hey hunni, I will tell you on monday what I come up with. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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shhhhh....
Nick gets a little distracted, easily. think 'toilet training for a puppy' type level of daily existence.
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Wait til Monday!? You lazy sod! Are you too busy to start making money today? In the time since I posted that I have sold £450 stuff in my shop and another £600 online, don't you want to take the first steps to doing that yourself?
Why not fill out that template I posted so we know a little more about you position and then we can help find something you can do really well!
Nick the bottom line is I have spent the last 2 hours defending you saying that you are worth bothering with - DO NOT prove me wrong!
Come on!
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Sara (i think) already said this, it's ran it's course. going nowhere fast. curiosity got the better of me, again, but i wished i hadn't bothered.
funny, peculiar & needed to be seen to be believed - for a while.
i'm gone, before I need escorting away from the premises in a tighty-whitey little outfit, 2 burly men (think DeltaSi) & a van...
funny, peculiar & needed to be seen to be believed - for a while.
i'm gone, before I need escorting away from the premises in a tighty-whitey little outfit, 2 burly men (think DeltaSi) & a van...
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I said I SOLD £450 stuff in the time that it took you to whinge about getting the help you asked for. I do carry out financial transaction outside of used Adobe products you know.
So did you not bother to read my post properly or are you just a bit...?
Seriously sort yourself out and make an effort!
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Just fill the form out dude and post it back - its that simple. Don't say or do anything else until that's done. Then people will take you seriously and stop calling you an idiot.
Its really the simplest thing!
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PayVector
Friend of mine works for Adobe. I pointed him the direction of this thread. He sent an email back that his entire section is now reading this through and it is spreading like wildfire as more peps in their office here about it.
Nick Sir I have a feeling you and your six adobies are about to become the mascot of a multinational corporation.
Nick Sir I have a feeling you and your six adobies are about to become the mascot of a multinational corporation.
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Officebird
You would love to see me wearing a tight white top I know, but I'm not ready to wear that one yet
I admire your stubbornness! Tight White T Shirts only look good on muscled men. Are you muscled?
Anyway, the deal was if he didn't do his homework you would cut the apron strings.
I have this baby Troll you can nurture if you like
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I admire your stubbornness! Tight White T Shirts only look good on muscled men. Are you muscled?
I have enough to do most things I like doing...
Lifting a beer glass, that sort of thing. I would send you some photos but then it would look like you had asked.
At least Troll says he is starting that thing, you may yet be proved wrong.
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PayVector
I seriously doubt you will see anyone from Adobe commenting on a public forums about your six suspicious adobies. However that being said I am guessing you are single handedly responsible for a large number broken key boards at their office and across the UK with all the coffee being spilt as a result of this thread.
Why dont you go into keyboard sales. I think everyone will agree you would make an absolute killing.
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Officebird
I may well be. I'm qite often wrong (don't tell anyone though!)
I suspect he's actually going to spend this evening clubbing and drinking our taxes! Let's see if he is man enough to do what he said he would!
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Everything's changed again. You have at least an hours worth of reading to catch up.
To leave and do work was a mistake - shame on you.
Currently Dole boy is filling in a template form to identify some opportunities, he wants to sell bath tubs and memory sticks too.
It's exciting stuff this - I haven't done much else in 3 days now
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PaddyPawsPetServices
Everything's changed again. You have at least an hours worth of reading to catch up.
To leave and do work was a mistake - shame on you.
Currently Dole boy is filling in a template form to identify some opportunities, he wants to sell bath tubs and memory sticks too.
It's exciting stuff this - I haven't done much else in 3 days now
I have been back and read whats going on...seems he re appeared, and now he has ran away again....were you all being big meanies?
I sincerly hope my Business Plan has gone to some good use, or I will have to have a forum strop! ( PMT and all thats jolly )
quite knackered for my flyer dropping, did 400 houses in about 2 hours..result
so now I am sat at home with a glass of Pinot....come on Nick need my entertainment
Movietub, you bad boy get some work done!
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You business plan is too complicated for a first (possibly in a lifetime) attempt. For now he's working on my 6 question starter form
The plan is find a business that might actually suite him, then feed that proposed business through your form and let the debates begineth.
I predict he will be up and running sometime before a Christmas
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PaddyPawsPetServices
You business plan is too complicated for a first (possibly in a lifetime) attempt. For now he's working on my 6 question starter form
The plan is find a business that might actually suite him, then feed that proposed business through your form and let the debates begineth.
I predict he will be up and running sometime before a Christmas
Hey, If I can manage to complete that BP ( and god some of the peeps on the same course as me.....erm think intelligence of a gnat ) managed it....so can Nick
Hey Nick, you could start a business hiring out Santas to shops at xmas
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compuclean
You know, I was thinking of beginning work on "The Laughter File - Volume Two".
After reading this thread, I know how to proceed. The book will have a front cover, and just one solitary page in it. On that one, solitary page will be a link. To this thread.
In the words of our (anti?)hero, Citizen_Erased..... "LEGEND!!!"
After reading this thread, I know how to proceed. The book will have a front cover, and just one solitary page in it. On that one, solitary page will be a link. To this thread.
In the words of our (anti?)hero, Citizen_Erased..... "LEGEND!!!"
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Delta-SI
I hate to point this out, but from the start of the original "please help me" thread three days hence and this one, the poster known as citizen erased has learned spelling, punctuation and grammar, some of his sentences even consist of more than one line now, and once or twice they make sense.
How has Nick suddenly become better with the English language? Can he market this skill? Because he has gone from Borat to normal in 3 days...
How has Nick suddenly become better with the English language? Can he market this skill? Because he has gone from Borat to normal in 3 days...
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..because Nick or what ever your real name is.!!
You been given stacks of advice regarding getting work or starting a business and have totally ignored all of it.
You have six copies of out of date software that for some bizarre reason you will not sell unless on your terms.
You have strange pie in the sky ideas that you are going to meet, marry and live happily ever after with which ever woman takes your fancy at that particular moment.
You consistantly ignore peoples serious questions.
You have trolled this forum for 3 days and at the end of it (if it ever gets to the end) you are no further on than the first post you made !!!
You love pandas.
and above all you are a NUTCASE.
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Delta-SI
Hang on why is he getting £50.
I seem to recall from yesterday that he is off to the JobCentre today at 1500, so one assumes that is where he is now.
One can only hope he rode like a panda to get there on time.
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