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[dp0848]

Looks like someone got caught by smart water.

 

[DuaneJackson]

Looks like someone got caught by smart water.

Did it work? Did it make him smarter?

 

[please help]

Did it work? Did it make him smarter?

lol, thats poor

 

[dp0848]

Did it work? Did it make him smarter?

I think we can safely say that the bloke is as thick as ever!

 

[please help]

I think we can safely say that the bloke is as thick as ever!

probaly, he is dressed as a smurf

 

[dp0848]

lol, thats poor

Thankfully Duane's software is better than his jokes! Don't give up the day job Duane.

 

[DuaneJackson]

kids are sometimes happy flicking lemons on water

 

[dp0848]

probaly, he is dressed as a smurf

Dozzy Smurf

 

[stugster]

Ah, he's dressed as a smurf! I just thought he was feeling a little blue!

 

[please help]

 

[DuaneJackson]

blimey! under your microphone? you should offer free tests whenever Arthur reads Elliot

 

[dp0848]

Ah, he's dressed as a smurf! I just thought he was feeling a little blue!

You and Duane would make a great comedy duo ........ not.

 

[stugster]

You and Duane would make a great comedy duo ........ not.

Remember who has control

 

[dp0848]

Remember who has control

No, please, not my porn.

 

[dp0848]

Remember who has control

.....of your next VAT bill.

 

[DuaneJackson]

That's just cruel, Stuart.

 

[dp0848]

That's just cruel, Stuart.

Can we get him banned please Duane?

 

[DuaneJackson]

kids are sometimes happy flicking lemons on water

blimey! under your microphone? you should offer free tests whenever Arthur reads Elliot

Justin Case.

 

[DuaneJackson]

Can we get him banned please Duane?

Cash for bannings? If it's good enough for the Lords, it's good enough for me.

I'll PM my bank details. He'll be banned upon receipt of funds.

 

[stugster]

Haha! I did wonder on those two Duane!

Woosh, right over my head!

 

[stugster]

Cash for bannings? If it's good enough for the Lords, it's good enough for me.

I'll PM my bank details. He'll be banned upon receipt of funds.

Heh, I'm playing with a few servers at the moment that are individually burstable to 1gbps. I have 10. Are you sure you want to play those games? Could KF take the strain?

 

[please help]

Justin Case.

ahh, this is cleaver

 

[dp0848]

Cash for bannings? If it's good enough for the Lords, it's good enough for me.

I'll PM my bank details. He'll be banned upon receipt of funds.

As we have Stuart's bank detail on file would you mind if the transfer came from his account?

 

[stugster]

As we have Stuart's bank detail on file would you mind if the transfer came from his account?

Hahaha! Love it!



... you are joking though? :|:|:|

 

[DuaneJackson]

Heh, I'm playing with a few servers at the moment that are individually burstable to 1gbps. I have 10. Are you sure you want to play those games? Could KF take the strain?

Only 1GBPs each? only a "few" servers? You're DDoS isn't going to be very D. It'll be blocked in seconds. Feel free to try.

 

[DuaneJackson]

As we have Stuart's bank detail on file would you mind if the transfer came from his account?

Yep, that'd be fine.

 

[dp0848]

Only 1GBPs each? only a "few" servers? You're DDoS isn't going to be very D. It'll be blocked in seconds. Feel free to try.

It would be rude to turn down the gentleman's challenge Stu.

 

[stugster]

Only 1GBPs each? only a "few" servers? You're DDoS isn't going to be very D. It'll be blocked in seconds. Feel free to try.

Ping of death is old school. Multiple sign ups, sign ons, and an overload of IIS is more fun

 

[please help]

Only 1GBPs each? only a "few" servers? You're DDoS isn't going to be very D. It'll be blocked in seconds. Feel free to try.

lol, i sence a war coming on here.

Latest news: Kashflow is down , stugster would probaly take down his own website by mistake

 

[dp0848]

Hahaha! Love it!



... you are joking though? :|:|:|

Yeah, just joking. There's f**k all money left in it. Spent in on two weeks in the Maldives.

 

[please help]

Yeah, just joking. There's f**k all money left in it. Spent in on two weeks in the Maldives.

ahh. thats why you havea blue tan

 

[DuaneJackson]

Don't you lot start. I had Winwebs CEO suggesting I knew sod all about network security earlier in the week. http://www.sme-blog.com/comments/as-sage-goes-down-others-need-a-reality-check

Everyone thinks I'm a bloody accountant (no offence to the bloody accountants). My background is in tech - specifically network security! I got a framed cease and desist letter somewhere that microsoft sent me in the 90s because I had written and was distributing a tool that got around hotmails security.

 

[dp0848]

ahh, this is cleaver

Shed some light on it. I is too thick to work it out,

 

[stugster]

Don't you lot start.

Everyone thinks I'm a bloody accountant (no offence to the bloody accountants). My background is in tech - specifically network security! I got a framed cease and desist letter somewhere that microsoft sent me in the 90s because I had written and was distributing a tool that got around hotmails security.

So you're no good at under-cover hacking... you're not an accountant.

What are you actually good at then?

 

[dp0848]

I got a framed cease and desist letter somewhere that microsoft sent me in the 90s because I had written and was distributing a tool that got around hotmails security.

Its amazing what you can do with a £50 scanner and a copy of Photoshop!

 

[Gillie]

So you're no good at under-cover hacking... you're not an accountant.

What are you actually good at then?

I see its pick on Duane five mins ... well someone else has to get it for a change!!

 

[DuaneJackson]

What are you actually good at then?

Not very good at sleeping. Gonna go practise!

 

[stugster]

Hehe! Night

 

[DuaneJackson]

I see its pick on Duane five mins ... well someone else has to get it for a change!!

Keith started it. They're just carrying on. I don't know why I bother, I really don't.

 

[please help]

Not very good at sleeping. Gonna go practise!

is this how you warm up