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Nord20
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Hi all,
this isn't really a quest for advise or assistance - more of using the forum as a sounding board to release some frustration after dealing with a particularly challenging customer. I figured maybe others could post in here too with their stories and we can all benefit from some amusing anecdotes and hopefully release some tension and frustration.
So, I run a health club type business. We ran a promotion last February, offering people 20% off our annual membership (which is already our cheapest monthly membership by far). Four months later, I got an email from this client, who I will call Jezebel, saying that she had an unspecified injury (not related to any of our classes) and so would be terminating her membership and had already phoned her bank to ensure we could collect no further payments.
I wrote back saying we would be more than happy to suspend her membership for three months, then review the situation (which few clubs will do), but that she couldn't just unilaterally terminate her contract less than half way through.
Three months later, I get a similar email from her (in response to an automated 'your membership will be starting up again soon' email from our CRM system). This one is even more threatening, telling me what horrible people we are, how we have terrible customer service and are basically the scum of the earth.
I politely replied, offering to suspend her membership once again and, once again, asking her to send through the Doctor's note she claimed to have, but had not sent through.
Fast forward another three months (and now we're at last week) and I get another irate email, as she had once again received the automated re-activation email.
I've offered to suspend her membership ad infinitum, until she is ready to use the club again. I've offered to let her buy herself out of her contract for a nominal fee (less than £100, when the amount owing on the rest of her membership is over £600), all without any evidence that there is any reason why she can't use the membership.
To top it off, she is the manager at a local cocktail bar - and I have seen her working there, standing on her feet all day, so whatever is wrong with her (not that it matters), doesn't seem to stop her working a very physical job.
Of course, I will have to let this go - there's no point chasing her, it's always worse for the business.
I'm just super peeved, to put it very mildly, that people can just screw you over like this and because you're a business, with a reputation to protect, there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
The only consolation I have is that for the past four years we have held our summer and Christmas staff parties in her bar - that sure as hell won't be happening again.
So, anyone else got any stories to cheer me up?
this isn't really a quest for advise or assistance - more of using the forum as a sounding board to release some frustration after dealing with a particularly challenging customer. I figured maybe others could post in here too with their stories and we can all benefit from some amusing anecdotes and hopefully release some tension and frustration.
So, I run a health club type business. We ran a promotion last February, offering people 20% off our annual membership (which is already our cheapest monthly membership by far). Four months later, I got an email from this client, who I will call Jezebel, saying that she had an unspecified injury (not related to any of our classes) and so would be terminating her membership and had already phoned her bank to ensure we could collect no further payments.
I wrote back saying we would be more than happy to suspend her membership for three months, then review the situation (which few clubs will do), but that she couldn't just unilaterally terminate her contract less than half way through.
Three months later, I get a similar email from her (in response to an automated 'your membership will be starting up again soon' email from our CRM system). This one is even more threatening, telling me what horrible people we are, how we have terrible customer service and are basically the scum of the earth.
I politely replied, offering to suspend her membership once again and, once again, asking her to send through the Doctor's note she claimed to have, but had not sent through.
Fast forward another three months (and now we're at last week) and I get another irate email, as she had once again received the automated re-activation email.
I've offered to suspend her membership ad infinitum, until she is ready to use the club again. I've offered to let her buy herself out of her contract for a nominal fee (less than £100, when the amount owing on the rest of her membership is over £600), all without any evidence that there is any reason why she can't use the membership.
To top it off, she is the manager at a local cocktail bar - and I have seen her working there, standing on her feet all day, so whatever is wrong with her (not that it matters), doesn't seem to stop her working a very physical job.
Of course, I will have to let this go - there's no point chasing her, it's always worse for the business.
I'm just super peeved, to put it very mildly, that people can just screw you over like this and because you're a business, with a reputation to protect, there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
The only consolation I have is that for the past four years we have held our summer and Christmas staff parties in her bar - that sure as hell won't be happening again.
So, anyone else got any stories to cheer me up?
