Will anyone buy me???

[Calibre Designs]

Considering that this is a rubbish thread and we just have to end it in some way, I would buy you for a whopping $5.50 and then sell you on ebay for a buy-it-now price of $7.50.

The way I would market you : You would beat any bed time story book.

 

[An Oasis]

Have use for thing. See attached.

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

One Punchbag
£30

= £30



Miggz
£7.50
Large linen sack
£5
Duct tape
£1.50
Chain
£5

= £19



Money saving opportunity right there folks.

 

[J_Richard]

What skills do you posses in either one of the categories you say you can help with?

What can you bring to the table? Shoot me a pm with what your skills are, I may or may not need your help. Dont tell me what you are willing to do, tell me what you can do. Also, let me know if you have any type of networks i.e. family businesses, you may get a finders fee should I need to use them in the future.

Thanks.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Think outside the box eh?.................

I know,a web site selling possibly dodgy sportsgear,a ill thought out rival to the national lottery,a very dodgy singing duo,post annoying posts that make no sense and irritate the grown-ups.Brilliant.

Oh no hang on,that's already been done.

 

[sabian1982]

There is a problem with your argument, though. Your OP hasn't been taken seriously and, therefore, people aren't really prepared to 'think outside of the box'.

Can we stop using my business slogan please?

I think who ever wins should (for best effect) have him mailed in sections... you know what royal mail are like... that way instead of loosing all of him in the post, you'd only loose section... a leg here... and arm there...

 

[Hayles]

Are we getting into child trafficking here???

I would offer $10 to keep you out of the clutches of the others on here.... but I can't join in with such unsavoury conduct.

Strange boy.

H

 

Chuck in another $5 and i'll get the old medium wheelie digger out to bury him and his cage with his grape skin in the ground.

 

[Dizzydiza]

Its obvious access is power has a lot of get up and go....now instead of trying to start up your own business which is very difficult at any age go out and get a part time job until you have finished your education. Places like Argos and Lidl are always looking for young enthusiastic staff and if you show willing you could get up the ladders to a managerial place very quickly. I know as my nephew has only worked for Argos for less than 2 years and he is now acting manager in his store because he was willing to learn and take responsibility. I think you could be a great asset to stores like that. It will also give you a good insight into eventually starting your own business...eg how to run accounts, make business calls, deal with the general public and of course how to be taken more seriously....obviously there is a lot more to it than that but these are very basic skills required to be in business.
Good luck with your future

 

[RayB]

Its obvious access is power has a lot of get up and go....

Lets hope he does

 

[access is power]

Yer fair enough I think Ive had enough as well. My email keeps getting clogged with ukbf messages and honestly I'm getting a bit bored. Maybe in 40 years ill log on and say hi but then ull all probably be dead. Oh well, Have a good life. Merry Christmas

Miggz

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

Aww look what you've gone and done guys you've scared him away.

 

[Gemma1]

ooppss...who upset him? or was it the other way round?

 

[RayB]

Aww look what you've gone and done guys you've scared him away.

Nah - "He'll be back"

 

[Gemma1]

Just like me Ray, you couldnt resist to read his thread!! I tried to stop myself...honest!

 

[sabian1982]

Yer fair enough I think Ive had enough as well.

Ahhh come on where's you christmas spirit gone? think of this as a learning experience...

 

[Alice3537]

Either he forgot to log off or.......

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Shame,I'm in the mood for some sprog baiting.

 

[RayB]

Shame,I'm in the mood for some sprog baiting.

I prefer to use maggots when I go fishing

 

I wonder where UKBF will be in 40 years?

 

[Alice3537]

I wonder where UKBF will be in 40 years?

Dealing with 'Son Of Access....'!

 

[saracen]

try michael jackson - he might be interested - allegedly.

 

[RayB]

Miggz, you'll like this thread BTW - you are famous

 

[Page]

I am not sure what your crime is - other than being 15. Maybe someone could enlighten me.

I won't buy you - but if you are looking for some real world experience and have some computer skills I can give you a project to work on. If it brings some money in then fine we can do a (realistic) deal if not you will learn a lot and just lose some time.

It all depends what you are looking for and why - what skills you have - and if you are serious and capable.

We have local school 15 year old work experience people in every year - put effort into the placing - and benefit well out of it - as do they.

I could recommend it to others on here.

If you are interested then PM me - if someone knows something that I do not know then enlighten me.

 

Bang on Page whatever else the young man has said one has to admire him for his wit and persistance which if he is only 15 is pretty well up there.

And as Del Boy says "he who dares ..........................."

Earl

 

[IP2]

We have taken many work experience youngsters on and it has been a delight to give them time and responsibility that has taught them well. Over the years taken quite a few of them on full time when they left school, or offered them part time work during their University holidays. Every now and again I get contacted by one of them with some thanks for helping them, which feels very rewarding.

(The problem in this thread, was a throw over from another thread)

 

[vvaannmmaann]

If you had followed the "birth" of this character onto the forum,you may understand why he has attracted some flak.
He may well be a great chap who deserves a chance,but it was something about this attitude and writing style that made alarms ring for me.Wolf in sheeps clothing?

 

[humayunkamran]

I've realised how bored I am with my life and have decided to sell myself! Will anyone buy me???

I know I can be annoying but if you're looking for an annoying person to improve your business I think I could help you.

I can offer you many services and am also very cheap. I'm very young so it would be a worthwhile investment.

I am strictly available for business purposes - advertising, promotion, sales, boxing matches etc and am not offering my self up to satisfy anyone sexual fantasy's... sorry!

So if you need somone to test out a new business idea for a small fee I think I could help... as many of you may have figured I have a lot of time on my hands so would be very commited.

Let the fun begin!

Miggz
Aka access is power!

hi

Let's talk.

Ph: +92 300 866 9112
Skype: humayun_kamran

Humayun