Why are women like this

[Laurence Turner]

Hello. I just came back from Tesco’s. I do late night shopping anyway I borrowed my dads car Bentley Azure. My car is in garage anyways I just want to know why is it you always get women who try to chat you up for example I was just putting bags in the back of car and this women came over 29 stunning women. Tried chatting me up. Why is it women like a man who drive nice cars.? What attracts them to it.?

 

[Dominic Taylor]

Silly question deserves a silly answer, so here's a randomly selected line from my brain:

Because they love cheese on toast with jelly

 

[trustme]

Why do you assume its the car? maybe she fancies your DAD

 

[Apple]

Hello. I just came back from Tesco’s. I do late night shopping anyway I borrowed my dads car Bentley Azure. My car is in garage anyways I just want to know why is it you always get women who try to chat you up for example I was just putting bags in the back of car and this women came over 29 stunning women. Tried chatting me up. Why is it women like a man who drive nice cars.? What attracts them to it.?

Dont be so serious !
Just let you admire you .
I dont know why you are angry .
Maybe the women just do something funny as you do ,dont you watch the pretty gals with miniskirt in the street ?

 

[Timmy]

Maybe the women just do something funny as you do ,dont you watch the pretty gals with miniskirt in the street

 

[Laurence Turner]

Maybe the women just do something funny as you do ,dont you watch the pretty gals with miniskirt in the street

nope I am gay. ## Just messing course I do but when i drive my bmw girls dont just come up to me but when I drive dads car they seem to even though my bmw looks loads better black alloys etc

 

[Timmy]

ok, don't mention it, women are the most complex :|

 

[Nick_or_Jon]

There's no one type of human that likes all one anything lol.

I'd imagine that some women are attracted to men with nice cars as it suggests stability. I think more than anything women are attracted to stability. This usually includes wealth but the signs of wealth are usually just the shortcuts that suggest it.

Or, maybe she just fancied you lol. Or was maybe just being nice.

Who knows. But in any case, how is this business-related lol?

 

[estwig]

Don't know about them other women fancying you, but you sound kinda cute. If you could please tell me which Tesco and I'll be in the car park, wearing a pink carnation in my lapel, with a copy of Big Issue under my arm.

Those alloys on the BMW, are they really the black ones??? I do hope you have the full 18", the 16" ones don't quite hit the spot!!

 

[Willself]

hehehehe!!

i have the same problem..lol..but my car is only a 3 wheel Reliant Robin!!
Although it is Yellow!!
All the ladies say the same things!! Hello..DEL-BOY!! LOL

 

[Hedgie]

THey are probably the debt collectors after the missed car payments

 

[Gillie]

Hello. I just came back from Tesco’s. I do late night shopping anyway I borrowed my dads car Bentley Azure. My car is in garage anyways I just want to know why is it you always get women who try to chat you up for example I was just putting bags in the back of car and this women came over 29 stunning women. Tried chatting me up. Why is it women like a man who drive nice cars.? What attracts them to it.?

Dear Laurence, get over yourself!!

Nice to see you slumming it in Tescos though - wasn't Waitrose open then??

 

My son had a Ferrari when he was 28.

I mean tall nearly as good looking as his dad in a convertible Ferrari.

Bee's round a honey pot.

Unfortunately most of them were Traffic wardens or Speed cops.:|

Earl

 

[Officebird]

I think you have missed the point OP. Women aren't interested in boy racers who are obviously driving daddies car..... unless it was red. Was it red?

Teenage girls on the other hand, they like to talk to show offs

 

I think you have missed the point OP. Women aren't interested in boy racers who are obviously driving daddies car..... unless it was red. Was it red?

Now where did I put that red paint.:|

Earl

 

[asonda]

I don't know if this thread is about stereotyping and being sexist but I can assure not all 'women' are like that. There are some bad sorts/gold diggers out there which you may have been a victim of, how late shopping were you? Sure she wasn't a hooker?

Anyhow, with a nice car it's usually just blokes you get attention from anyway, "Hi mate, nice car, can I see the engine and maybe you rev it a bit?" 2 days later there's a video on YouTube of some poor sods 'sweet ride' with people arguing saying ooh my dad has this car it's great, I have this car, etc etc, plenty of people with Aston Martins then

 

[iArtist]

Hello. I just came back from Tesco’s. I do late night shopping anyway I borrowed my dads car Bentley Azure. My car is in garage anyways I just want to know why is it you always get women who try to chat you up for example I was just putting bags in the back of car and this women came over 29 stunning women. Tried chatting me up. Why is it women like a man who drive nice cars.? What attracts them to it.?

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[Laurence Turner]

lol thats funny

 

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Yep me gold plated Zimmer frame works wonders.

Little do they know more chance of getting blood........................

Earl

 

[GRDCredit]

I can honestly say I have never been approached by a woman in Tesco when packing the bags in the back of the car.

I always thought it was because I was ugly - but now realise it was all down to the car. Damn Saab!

 

The only women that approach me these days have uniforms on ,and want to stick various objects in me.

Earl

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Are you sure she wasn't a tom?

 

[Dizzydiza]

I have to assume your a good looking bloke Laurence.
Personally I dont understand why a woman would want to chat any man up just because he is driving a good looking car. Cars do absolutely nothing for me. My hubby has owned a few nice cars over the years....not brand new modern ones but classy looking second hand cars. But my reactions to them has always been, so long as it gets me from A to B, who cares what your driving!

 

...A Bentley Azure
... Property development business being handed over soon
...etc


I'd bloody come over and chat you up myself

 

[Fuzzy]

Sooo loving this thread

 

[Dawg]

If I was approached by women in a Tescos carpark late at night I certainly wouldn't post about it, I mean it's hardly being schmoozed by a class floozy in Bond Street is it?
Tescos..."pile 'em high and do 'em cheap", wasn't that the slogan?
Ambition young man, ambition.

 

[SillyJokes]

Got to admit I did enjoy the day Top Hat took me out in his Dad's Morgan but other than that cars don't impress me much.

I get approached by men in Tesco carpark all the time, "Fancy a bit of soapy lather," they suggest playfully, referring, of course, to the dreadful state of my VW Sharon which is permanently covered in mud as we live on a farm.

 

[estwig]

...A Bentley Azure
... Property development business being handed over soon
...etc


I'd bloody come over and chat you up myself

Back off you tart, I saw him first!!!

He don't want no rough like you........

He wants a real man, who knows how to show him a good time!!!!

 

Sooo loving this thread

I've gotta give you that Fuzzy, this is twice today I have laughed at it

 

[Fuzzy]

I've gotta give you that Fuzzy, this is twice today I have laughed at it

Who said Business forums were boring

 

[applemaidcleaning]

Don't know about them other women fancying you, but you sound kinda cute. If you could please tell me which Tesco and I'll be in the car park, wearing a pink carnation in my lapel, with a copy of Big Issue under my arm.

Those alloys on the BMW, are they really the black ones??? I do hope you have the full 18", the 16" ones don't quite hit the spot!!

pmsl

 

[My Little Customs]

I was just putting bags in the back of car and this women came over 29 stunning women.

LOL! Was it one woman or 29 of them?

 

[SillyJokes]

You know I think she recognised the car and came over to remind your Dad of the 'meeting' they had later, then when she realised it wasn't him tried to cover her gaff by chatting you up. Afterall, the old man isn't going to be around forever.

 

[iArtist]

Beware Gold Diggers, they aren't the sharpest tools in the box!

 

[GreenLaser]

I guess simply the look of it. The color, the style..and the thought that the owner is as elegant as his car.

 

[GRDCredit]

Self portrait Leah?

 

[Cornish Steve]

Back off you tart, I saw him first!!!

He don't want no rough like you........

He wants a real man, who knows how to show him a good time!!!!

Here's your real competition, Keith.

Hello. I am just wondering what you all think about
Duncan Bannatyne.?

I think he is a very good man.

 

[iArtist]

Self portrait Leah?

I don't have red shoes

 

[ORDERED WEB]

Ive been rich and poor. It is the friends that stick with you whatever happens that really count

I would rather be poor and rich in love, than rich and superficial

 

Ive been rich and poor. It is the friends that stick with you whatever happens that really count

I would rather be poor and rich in love, than rich and superficial

Very true.!

Still it would be nice to have a leggy blonde chat me up in Asda's car park,even if she was a rich and superficial.

Earl