What car do you drive?

[DancingWithPoodles]

Been a proud owner of S500 I would like to know what cars do you guys have? My first car was a GOLF! so do not feel embarassed if you drive NISSAN MICRA

One of the best things in business is that if you are successful you can drive a 60K Mercedes... also tell me some other expensive stuff you did buy in your life (excluding boring houses).

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

Do you have any pictures of yourself with this S500 you apparently have?

 

[trampoline]

excellent

but on foot every day to go to work :redface:

 

[An Oasis]

Strange I pictured the OP's car more like this

You can just see the OP before he jumps fearing for his life.

BTW mines faster than your see below. And you need to get the front bumper fixed that is dangerous.

 

[DataWise]

My first vehicle was a hoop and stick. I was going to get one like PWD's mercedes, but I thought I should use something a bit easier to drive in order to become familiar with the road rules.

One night, I used my hoop and stick to go down to the pub, which is about 10 miles from where I lived. After about 18 pints, I asked my friend whether it would be wise to drive home in my current state.

At closing time I went out into the car park to find my hoop and stick had been stolen. My friend told me "don't worry Paul, you can buy another hoop and stick tomorrow". "Yes, but that's not the problem", I replied, "how am I going to get home tonight?!".

Paul Reed

 

Earl

 

[estwig]

Most expensive thing in my life are the missus and kids.

Can't afford a car, got a unicycle.

 

[garyk]

Hmmmm yes are you asking because you want to know what we all drive or so you can enlighten us as to what you drive???

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Hmmmm yes are you asking because you want to know what we all drive or so you can enlighten us as to what you drive???

What on earth makes you think this idiot actually has a Merc?

 

[MikeD08]

Been a proud owner of S500 I would like to know what cars do you guys have? My first car was a GOLF! so do not feel embarassed if you drive NISSAN MICRA

On the rare occasions that I do drive its a Nissan Micra! I prefer to walk to most places or use public transport.

 

[UKSEOAgency]

Being honest, and not taking the michael out of the Opening Poster (and i dont believe you drive that merc - you would use a real pic not a promo pic if it were not only a dream)

I drive a 53 Plate Toyota Avensis Daily, and have a passion for Old Ford Sierra's in my spare time

 

[sysconfig]

This thread definitely explains the OIL thread. Not sure about the chocolate and nuts one though. Is it Santa's car?

(Oh and I use public transport. Pointless exercise to use a car in most parts of London.)

 

[Tej]

I drive a hard bargain

 

[Falkirk300zx]

To be honest, those who drive Mercs don't usually pay £60K for the SL500 and I'll tell you why.....

You go to a Merc dealership and put down £6000 and pay £470 a month and they give you a E-Class for 3 years with a buy back price. You pay £23K for the £38K motor!!

Or get a lease hire and put it through your business!

Btw I have a Hilux HL3 (company), 300zx (toy) and a Triumph 675

 

[altwebdesign]

Sweet ride, im going to have a ferrari!

 

[amanda1112]

Im more than happy with my old P Reg Golf GTi 3 door hatchback. Its built better than most cars in my opinion and drives like a dream! Who needs flash? Im not making a statement but it would probably be quicker than that that merc lol

 

I drive a 2000 Citroen Berlingo Van, the most horrible shade of green you could imagine, and it is plastered in signwriting advertising my business.

This is by far the best single piece of advertising I have ever done, and I fully intend to drive it into the ground before I change it.

Every time I drive it up the street, people cannot help but look at it

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

how can I prove you? Do you want me to put a piece of paper next to the car with my name on it?

 

[PrestigeShopping]

Yes please.

 

I drive a 2000 Citroen Berlingo Van, the most horrible shade of green you could imagine, and it is plastered in signwriting advertising my business.

This is by far the best single piece of advertising I have ever done, and I fully intend to drive it into the ground before I change it.

Every time I drive it up the street, people cannot help but look at it

Are you sure its not because your heads sticking out the sun roof.?:|

Earl

 

how can I prove you? Do you want me to put a piece of paper next to the car with my name on it?

Just a piece of paper next to the (wagon?) wheel will do

 

[*Lexxy*]

DWP, if you ask me very nicely - i might (only might!) take you for a spin in mine...

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

how can I prove you? Do you want me to put a piece of paper next to the car with my name on it?

Put a clear note in front of the car with 'UKBF' written on it. I'll then believe you.

 

[maxine]

I am so looking forward to the UKBF awards this year as so many to choose from in the "silly thread" category

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

when are the awars starting, because I want to give my vote for the rudest person, most unhelpful person etc etc etc many candidates...

I am so looking forward to the UKBF awards this year as so many to choose from in the "silly thread" category

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

Where's my picture of the car with the note?!

 

[DataWise]

Scott:
Put a clear note in front of the car with 'UKBF' written on it. I'll then believe you.

I'd rather see a picture of him under it, after the front wheels have just been over his head and legs.

Paul Reed

 

[*Lexxy*]

Where's my picture of the car with the note?!

weird isn't it that people who tell lies always avoid answering the 'awkward' questions?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

when are the awars starting, because I want to give my vote for the rudest person, most unhelpful person etc etc etc many candidates...

Idiot.You cannot vote for yourself.

 

[JEREMY HAWKE]

I drive a 2000 Citroen Berlingo Van, the most horrible shade of green you could imagine, and it is plastered in signwriting advertising my business.

This is by far the best single piece of advertising I have ever done, and I fully intend to drive it into the ground before I change it.

Every time I drive it up the street, people cannot help but look at it

Ha Ha have you ever heard of a Citroen C15 van ?

Because I have one of the last ones ever made on an 05 plate .Its the worst van you have ever driven but its is so reliable .195000 miles from new 2 clutches and two accerator cables .
Its parked up most of the time now as the sprinter vans are more comfortable

 

[An Oasis]

when are the awars starting, because I want to give my vote for the rudest person, most unhelpful person etc etc etc many candidates...

Well I hope that vote for me because I think that you are a **** ****** ************** ********** ******** **** and I would like to add that your manner is ****** ********** **** *********** ****** * **** ******* ******** **************** ****** ** ** and I would like to sample your GF creamy ***** ***** ******** ****** ** and also **** *** *********

Please vote for ******** m*

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

Scot, don't mess around. And I am not avoiding akward questions or whaterver. It is simply I have been busy building a business

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

very mature and businesslike... congrats

Well I hope that vote for me because I think that you are a **** ****** ************** ********** ******** **** and I would like to add that your manner is ****** ********** **** *********** ****** * **** ******* ******** **************** ****** ** ** and I would like to sample your GF creamy ***** ***** ******** ****** ** and also **** *** *********

Please vote for ******** m*

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

Scot, don't mess around. And I am not avoiding akward questions or whaterver. It is simply I have been busy building a business

Poodle guy, don't mess around... You asked what would prove that you own the car, and I said that a note with 'UKBF' written on it would suffice (you even suggested something similar). It only takes two minutes. You managed to take a picture of a wagon wheel so I'm sure you could do this.

Come on, prove to us that you own a Merc and you can permanently shut us all up. Imagine that.

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

I WILL DO IT. DO NOT WORRY!!! It is simply I don't want to be bossed around, so will do it when I want and how I want! Thats tha main reason why I decided business i the career for me

If I do it, would you copyright the homepage of my website that I am building for free?

Poodle guy, don't mess around... You asked what would prove that you own the car, and I said that a note with 'UKBF' written on it would suffice (you even suggested something similar). It only takes two minutes. You managed to take a picture of a wagon wheel so I'm sure you could do this.

Come on, prove to us that you own a Merc and you can permanently shut us all up. Imagine that.

 

[Scott-Copywriter]

I WILL DO IT. DO NOT WORRY!!! It is simply I don't want to be bossed around, so will do it when I want and how I want! Thats tha main reason why I decided business i the career for me

If I do it, would you copyright the homepage of my website that I am building for free?

If you show me a picture of a Merc and a note with 'UKBF' written on it then I might consider it. I'll also need a picture of you holding the keys too in case you go street hunting for a strangers Mercedes (I wouldn't put it past you).

It's a lot of effort but you'll really shut most of the haters up on here if you can prove us all wrong. Worth it right?

Apologies if I came across as bossing you around too! So, pretty please with sugar on top will you show us a picture of your Merc with proof that it's yours?

 

[*Lexxy*]

ooooh, if we're going to all that bother - can we have you sitting on the bonnet, wearing high heels & with your pants on your head? Pretty Please

 

wow....DWP.....you really have rattled some cages here !!! lol... nearly all your threads & posts end up with people taking the p*ss out of you !!!
I now drive a VW Transporter before that a Toyota Hi-Ace & a Mitsibushi L300.....although im told the Ford Transits are a lovely ride too

 

[Bri]

OMG here we go again...roll on DEC 15TH

 

[Bri]

...with my girlfriends too