The last word thread

[simon field]

Leaving that revolting image behind.

I guess in the real world the last word is when someone leaves the room or is just unable to reply

Which can never happen on the Internet.

Which means this could carry on long after earl has lost his final mar le.

You're at it again!

Mar le?

Is it French?

 

So I'll try this: Earl, even though we've never met, I think I love you. And I wouldn't say no to having your babies if medical science moves swiftly enough.

Very understandable ,but wisdom is not always inherited.

Plus you would have to join the queue.

 

[businessfunding]

You're at it again!

Mar le?

Is it French?

http://dictionary.reverso.net/english-french/marble

I never said I could type

 

[DannyLDN]

It's also the first 3 letters of futile!

Like your attempts at having the last word! Thought I'd join in

 

[businessfunding]

Like your attempts at having the last word! Thought I'd join in

Welcome! To the thread

 

[Root 66 Woodshop]

The only definitive way to get the last word here is to say something so bad, so disgustingly obscene, that the thread gets locked / removed.

Hmmm. Thinking about it, a moderator would then get the final say. Can't have that.

So I'll try this: Earl, even though we've never met, I think I love you. And I wouldn't say no to having your babies if medical science moves swiftly enough.

After enjoying my 8lb kebab I can honestly say, after reading this I suddenly feel sick.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

"8lb kebab" "I suddenly feel sick"

Self inflicted wound.No sympathy.

 

[simon field]

Interestingly, if you remove the brain from the average human head, the head itself weighs around 7lbs.

So that kebab is like eating someone's head, and then some!

Woah.

 

[businessfunding]

It could be a brain doner

 

[internetspaceships]

I had sex with Earl last week.

 

I had sex with Earl last week.

I must have been drunk.

What was she like.:|

 

[MikeJ]

I had sex with Earl last week.

Earl's a swinger.

 

[Jennie Rich]

I was wondering who Earl was. Then I realised that he posted at the top of this page. Then I remembered what happened last Friday night. It was him!!

I think I might be pregnant.

 

[simon field]

Don't worry Jennie, we're all going to help you get through this.

May I enquire as to the bitty intentions?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

I was wondering who Earl was. Then I realised that he posted at the top of this page. Then I remembered what happened last Friday night. It was him!!

I think I might be pregnant.

You do realise "Sir" should actually be "Lady" don't you?

 

[businessfunding]

He made me pregnant too.

 

[Jennie Rich]

You do realise "Sir" should actually be "Lady" don't you?

I don't know. He/She got me very drunk. The whole evening is a blur.

Simon - Bitty intentions? What does that mean?

*Puts her hands on her stomach and sobs*

 

He made me pregnant too.

I suspect Mcdonalds did that.

 

[businessfunding]

Earl's a swinger.

Does he stand up when he plays the piano?

 

[MikeJ]

Thank you. I was starting to wonder if anyone had understood that.

 

[businessfunding]

I suspect Mcdonalds did that.

Pub to be precise

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Thank you. I was starting to wonder if anyone had understood that.

Whatever happened to her?

 

[businessfunding]

Whatever happened to her?

She's probably still entertaining folk in a nightclub.

 

[Jennie Rich]

Panic over. I've checked with my Doctor. I'm not pregnant. Phew!

That'll teach me not to let piano players buy me drinks in nightclubs.

 

Panic over. I've checked with my Doctor. I'm not pregnant. Phew!

That'll teach me not to let piano players buy me drinks in nightclubs.

More likely the guitar player,they are quite adept at plucking.:|

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Panic over. I've checked with my Doctor. I'm not pregnant. Phew!

That'll teach me not to let piano players buy me drinks in nightclubs.

Trapped wind then?

 

[simon field]

More importantly, no need for me to explain 'bitty intentions'

Phew.

 

[businessfunding]

More importantly, no need for me to explain 'bitty intentions'

Phew.

Please do....

 

[vvaannmmaann]

More importantly, no need for me to explain 'bitty intentions'

Phew.

Please don't.....

 

One should always start the day with bitty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOfI48IWESo

 

[vvaannmmaann]

I've not opened your link,but I know exactly what it is.

 

[businessfunding]

Me too.

TMI

 

[Gillie]

I see you lot are still talking waffly bollox again!! Plus ca change.

 

[Nuno]

For newer members: Gillie prefers her bollox gluten free.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

For newer members: Gillie prefers her bollox gluten free.

I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere,but I'm too scared to try it.

 

[Gillie]

For newer members: Gillie prefers her bollox gluten free.

Have to be soooo careful - especially with things like that .....

 

For newer members: Gillie prefers her bollox gluten free.

back on your favourite subject.

Seems you are a master on the subject.:|

 

[Nuno]

back on your favourite subject.

Seems you are a master on the subject.:|

Couldn't resist the odd troll huh Earl, you two faced hypocritical old goatwobbler?

But if you want info on gluten just ask.

 

Couldn't resist the odd troll huh Earl, you two faced hypocritical old goatwobbler?

But if you want info on gluten just ask.

I prefer to call it flexability.

I try to avoid anything that has endosperms in it.:|

 

[vvaannmmaann]

And we're off!