The Harry Boon Scam

[harryboon]

OK I have decided for UKBF members only to make you guys the best SEO offer you will ever get (The idea has come from the highly regarded Local Linkup)

Basically all you need to do is pay me £6,000 in a fee and I guarantee that if I don't get you onto page 1 within 3 months I will give you £3,000 back.

Come on any takers...... you won't get a better deal.... ok well maybe LLU may beat me on pricing, but at least you won't lose all your money!

If you are interested please contact me on [email protected]


* disclaimer - you will lose your money but it will go towards a new sailing boat, so its for a good cause, and my kids will love it.

 

[S-Marketing]

I've heard about that Harry bloke. Stay well clear would be my advice

Although actually it does sound like a much better idea than spending any money on Yell.com or Yellow pages adverts.

 

[harryboon]

Picking up some fans - come on guys this is a once in a life time offer lol

 

[akirk]

seriously dodgy - that domain is not yet registered so how are you running an email address on it?

Alasdair

 

[harryboon]

O don't get too hung up on the little things.... pay me £6k and it will be up and running before you know it.

Shall I send you the paper work?

seriously dodgy - that domain is not yet registered so how are you running an email address on it?

Alasdair

 

[MASSEY]

yeah but will it be work on my own site, theres a lot of companys goin round selling directory profiles. if its a directory profile i would prefer to spend 600 one off and then a really high maintenance fee..

 

[akirk]

O don't get too hung up on the little things.... pay me £6k and it will be up and running before you know it.

Shall I send you the paper work?

I did, by Paypal to that email address - unfortunately it bounced

bad luck - now spent the money elsewhere

Alasdair

 

[harryboon]

See Massey this offer can be anything you want and you will only lose a little bit of cash, so it's worth a punt wouldn't you say?

yeah but will it be work on my own site, theres a lot of companys goin round selling directory profiles. if its a directory profile i would prefer to spend 600 one off and then a really high maintenance fee..

 

[harryboon]

O damn - never mind, you can be the one which got away

I did, by Paypal to that email address - unfortunately it bounced

bad luck - now spent the money elsewhere

Alasdair

 

[Ali-v-8]

But you will guarantee i will get £3,000 back if you dont get my website to page one.
Hmmm i was almost tempted by local linkup a few more drinks and i may consider it to be the best deal in the world much better that llu
*Ali has 3 shots of absinthe 4 aftershock 6 tequilas a babysham and i mojito*
i am in

 

[harryboon]

Goodman I knew I could count on you - anyone else? Wannabe?

But you will guarantee i will get £3,000 back if you dont get my website to page one.
Hmmm i was almost tempted by local linkup a few more drinks and i may consider it to be the best deal in the world much better that llu
*Ali has 3 shots of absinthe 4 aftershock 6 tequilas a babysham and i mojito*
i am in

 

[the locksmith]

Tell what ..... what about I give you £3000 ........and then in three months you give me back £6000 ..... oh and never mind about all this SEO stuff, let's just stick to money !

 

[directmarketingadvice]

Basically all you need to do is pay me £6,000 in a fee and I guarantee that if I don't get you onto page 1 within 3 months I will give you £3,000 back.

I know you're joking, but to be serious for a moment, isn't this a far better deal than most SEOs are willing to offer?

Usually their offer is "pay me £6,000 and, if I don't get you on to page 1 within 3 months, I'll keep your money."

Steve

 

[harryboon]

I am joking in this thread but it's something I have used many times and yes it motivates the SEO to do a good job or lose money!

I know you're joking, but to be serious for a moment, isn't this a far better deal than most SEOs are willing to offer?

Usually their offer is "pay me £6,000 and, if I don't get you on to page 1 within 3 months, I'll keep your money."

Steve

 

[beadell]

Your joking...your joking right?

I havent had a deal like this since a high up Nigerian Civil servant offered me a percentage of $10million and all I had to do then was give him access to my bank account

 

[harryboon]

lol yes I am joking on this thread, but have done it before - The Nigerian is a classic lol

Your joking...your joking right?

I havent had a deal like this since a high up Nigerian Civil servant offered me a percentage of $10million and all I had to do then was give him access to my bank account

 

[RadiusBPO]

Harry, how can you guarantee positions? I'm normally suspicious when people offer guarantees. And I have heard that there is a directory which gets way more traffic that Google, can you confirm?

I need to rank for 'plumber on knapp park road paignton devon uk' I know its long tail but there are at least 3 other plumbers on this street so there is a lot of competition. Can you still guarantee this?

 

[harryboon]

I will be honest with you, longtail are really hard but we will do our very best, and remember you will get some money back, so its a good deal.

3 other plumbers worry me a little but I can guarantee I will do my very best!

Harry, how can you guarantee positions? I'm normally suspicious when people offer guarantees. And I have heard that there is a directory which gets way more traffic that Google, can you confirm?

I need to rank for 'plumber on knapp park road paignton devon uk' I know its long tail but there are at least 3 other plumbers on this street so there is a lot of competition. Can you still guarantee this?

 

[Mpg]

@HarryBoon

You are in luck my friend.

My name is Cherobi Nanzikibiasigibisde. I am the estate executor for the prime minister of my country he has died and I need to transfer some money out of my country. Send me your bank details and I will transfer immediately

 

[harryboon]

Wow that's fantastic news, I will be happy to take some of it off your hands - I will pm you my bank details asap - but maybe it would be better if you could do Western Union, slight issues with the bank currently

@HarryBoon

You are in luck my friend.

My name is Cherobi Nanzikibiasigibisde. I am the estate executor for the prime minister of my country he has died and I need to transfer some money out of my country. Send me your bank details and I will transfer immediately

 

[Blagger]

Guys this is a scam, don't do it!

A better way to get on page 1 is post as many spam posts to build links from your signature.

See below, I am doing it. I have no clue what this thread is about (or even what SEO is about) but I thought I would just make a post to add to my post/link count.

Good luck for any takers harryboon.

 

[trebor8]

can i pay by instalments?

 

[S-Marketing]

can i pay by instalments?

Course you can, send him your name, address, bank details, NI number and mothers maiden name and he will set the instalment plan up.

 

[EntrepreneurWannabe]

Be careful honey, you're running the risk of other people thinking you're as thick as pig **** here.

 

[Ali-v-8]

You do realise it was a joke

Guys this is a scam, don't do it!

A better way to get on page 1 is post as many spam posts to build links from your signature.

See below, I am doing it. I have no clue what this thread is about (or even what SEO is about) but I thought I would just make a post to add to my post/link count.

Good luck for any takers harryboon.

 

[Blagger]

You serious Ali?

 

[harryboon]

I am very serious lol

You serious Ali?

 

[[PsG]Robert]

I've heard about that Harry bloke. Stay well clear would be my advice

 

[KidsBeeHappy]

So, on the last day, you run a PPC campaign for me that gets me on page 1

 

[dagaul101]

To lose œ3,000 is a little extortionate for something you can glean on Google for free

 

[bluedreamer]

I am very serious lol

How can you be serious? I mean you're not using a Hotmail or Gmail email address

 

[Ali-v-8]

Damn harry they sussed you out

How can you be serious? I mean you're not using a Hotmail or Gmail email address