Silly Business names thread

[wilwong1971]

Just for laughs, post some silly business names that are puntastic or just plain silly:

I'll kick off with

Fish and Chip shop:

Frying Nemo
Fry Hard - John Mcclain Oven Chips

Loan consoldation company:

Kill Bills

Have fun!

 

[Root 66 Woodshop]

Are they meant to be "real" businesses or just made up?

 

[wilwong1971]

Are they meant to be "real" businesses or just made up?

Hey it's Friday! real or made up, whatever you like.

 

[trebor8]

Barber Shop in Brighton: Ba Ba Blacksheep

 

[TPS Test]

Fancy dress supplier - Grin & Wear it

Car wash - The Car Foam Warehouse

 

[kulture]

I noticed the George bush funeral home in Norwich. Which I noticed just as the Iraq war started.

 

[BizGurl]

Facial Attraction - Salon
Get Laid - Carpet shop
Pane in the Glass - Windscreens
A Salt & Battery -Fish n Chippy
Sew What? - Alterations

 

[business123]

Wok this Way - Chinese Takeaways (a quick Google search reveals multiple locations such as Glasgow, Rossington etc.)

 

[Team Leith Training]

Ok i need to be careful as i am a mod, and don't wish to be reported. However we actually do have a business here in Northampton called... wait for it

Sofa King.

 

[Beachcomber]

Growing up in Petersfield, Hants - we always s******ed at a hardware shop called 'Knobs and Knockers'

There is a local garage called 'Piston Broke' which took me years to get.

 

[Team Leith Training]

we also have a greesy spoon in Northampton, called the "Giggling Sausage"

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Ok i need to be careful as i am a mod, and don't wish to be reported. However we actually do have a business here in Northampton called... wait for it

Sofa King.

Sofa King what?

 

[simon field]

A couple of years back, I saw a Transit-type truck, "Gay Scaffolding"

And yes, the ends of their poles were pink

 

[Frank Nesbitt]

Fishmongers:

'Kilmarnock' Well its a Scottish Plaice .... innit!

Good Luck...Quo Vadis...Frank

 

[HandyNick]

There was a barbers shop in Manchester called 'Con Hair' like the film 'Con Air' I guess. I never went, something made me feel like I couldn't trust them!

 

[Team Leith Training]

An opticians in Olney is called "Punch Opticians" a sight for sore eyes!

 

[loubycee]

We have a fish and chip shop:

The Codfather

And I saw a van a few years ago for a scaffolding company, have not an idea of what the co. is called but their slogan:

"Your erection is in our hands"

*s*******

 

[10032012]

All actual real businesses

Restaurants:-

Thai me Up
Jamaican me Hungry

Hair dresser:

Curl up and Dye

Shoe shop:

R Soles

Builder:

Bricking it

Sandwich shop:

Roland Butter

 

[Root 66 Woodshop]

OK!

 

[loubycee]

Hilarious!!!

All actual real businesses

Restaurants:-

Thai me Up
Jamaican me Hungry

Hair dresser:

Curl up and Dye

Shoe shop:

R Soles

Builder:

Bricking it

Sandwich shop:

Roland Butter

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Rav Patel and Sons - Builders est in 1983.
"You've tried the cowboys,now try the Indians!"

 

[loubycee]

Rav Patel and Sons - Builders est in 1983.
"You've tried the cowboys,now try the Indians!"

ha ha thats brilliant