Looking to start an Ebay business

[avantime]

Im sorry, I dont have any money. I have had a really bad day. I nearly got thrown out my house. I have no job. I lied to my parents about signing on when I haven't. Im sorry everyone, I am just looking to start something on ebay. Things are really bad at home. I have this friend in my town and he offered me a space in his shop to do mobile phone unlocking and sell mobile phone stuff.

I think it's great that your friend has offered you a space in his shop. Now you are homeless will he also let you sleep outside in the doorway? If so I have a large box you can sleep in.

 

[citizen_erased]

Anyone else want to make fun of me?

 

[filtuh.com]

Anyone else want to make fun of me?

I dunno - do you want to pay me £3000 to make fun of you?

 

[S-Marketing]

I will cut to the chase, I am looking for someone to invest in the equipment I need to start working in my friends shop. I dont need that much anyway.

Imo if you start threads intended to lie and con people out of money, you should be banned from the forum.

 

[Mike W]

Imo if you start threads intended to lie and con people out of money, you should be banned from the forum.

Ah.... but did he intend to lie and con or was he just playing while his nappy was being changed?

Not so sure anyone would get sucked in and if they did, maybe they shouldn't really be on a business forum

 

[S-Marketing]

Ah.... but did he intend to lie and con or was he just playing while his nappy was being changed?

Not so sure anyone would get sucked in and if they did, maybe they shouldn't really be on a business forum

You are completely right, I would imagine if anyone was conned by the op it would be due to them having the IQ of a Cauliflower.

Still not right though, to come on here asking for one thing, when you are actually, in reality, searching for a victim to fund a completely unrelated idea.

 

[stugster]

Anyone else want to make fun of me?

Sure, I'll have a bash.

Why don't you use the money you got from selling those Adobes to start up your new venture?

 

[Bes]

Why don't you all just ignore this idiot? Everyone (including myself) has tried to help him on various occasions but all he is after is some free cash. PLEASE just ignore his stupid pathetic threads.

 

[citizen_erased]

I simply need someone to invest in my unlocking business, You are more than welcome to come to the shop and see it for yourself. Please? Anyone?

 

[filtuh.com]

I thought you had £3k to invest? That should be more than enough for an unlocking business. I'll give you 50p for a 55% share though.

 

[Beachcomber]

I don't think desperation and begging will instill confidence in any potential investor.

Now, bear with me while I walk you through this..............

Your friend has offered space in a shop............
= he knows you well
= he owns a business
= he stands to benifit from increased footfall from a popular mobile unlocking service located in his store
= so have you asked him to invest?

Although I suspect anyone who is paying rent / rates on a shop and has enough empty space in it to fit an extra business probably has questionable business sense.

 

[citizen_erased]

I don't think desperation and begging will instill confidence in any potential investor.

Now, bear with me while I walk you through this..............

Your friend has offered space in a shop............
= he knows you well
= he owns a business
= he stands to benifit from increased footfall from a popular mobile unlocking service located in his store
= so have you asked him to invest?

Although I suspect anyone who is paying rent / rates on a shop and has enough empty space in it to fit an extra business probably has questionable business sense.

He is simply offering me the space in the shop, I told him that im good at unlocking and repairing mobiles phones. I really would like an investor and a chance.

 

[TheGuru2010]

Ok so put up how much you need & how it will be spent

 

[filtuh.com]

Why is your £3k not enough?

 

[FLAUK]

Wow - can't believe you guys are falling for such an obvious troll.

 

[TheGuru2010]

Im not he fails everytime, he really does have nothing else to do. I know its cruel but the pathetic attemps humour me in the afternoon !

 

[filtuh.com]

Wow - can't believe you guys are falling for such an obvious troll.

I take it you're some kind of a big deal around here?

 

Why don't you all just ignore this idiot? Everyone (including myself) has tried to help him on various occasions but all he is after is some free cash. PLEASE just ignore his stupid pathetic threads.

Why?

He's much more ffun than a lot of the sanctimonious stuff on here.

And he's run to 4 pages already!

 

[silvermusic]

Oh for heavens sake can't one of the mods ban this waste of space.

 

[citizen_erased]

Afternoon everyone, The money I need for the business would be spent on:

Mobile Phone Unlocking Equipment
Flyers
Shop Sign
Mobile phone accessories
Business Cards
Mobile phone repairing equipment
20 x brand new boxed basic pay as you go mobile phones
20 x good mobile phones

I am happy to give away a % of the business and with Christmas coming up I can sell any of my products for example, Christmas novelties. Nick

 

[TheGuru2010]

& how will it be spent please provide a full breakdown & how long till the investment is repaid?

Im looking for a quick rundown of your business plan really.

How will you market your business? what kind of research have you done so far.

 

[citizen_erased]

& how will it be spent please provide a full breakdown & how long till the investment is repaid?

Im looking for a quick rundown of your business plan really.

How will you market your business? what kind of research have you done so far.

I have sent you a PM. Nick

 

[What If]

Afternoon everyone, The money I need for the business would be spent on:

Mobile Phone Unlocking Equipment
Flyers
Shop Sign
Mobile phone accessories
Business Cards
Mobile phone repairing equipment
20 x brand new boxed basic pay as you go mobile phones
20 x good mobile phones

I am happy to give away a % of the business and with Christmas coming up I can sell any of my products for example, Christmas novelties. Nick

If your unlocking phones why do you need to buy mobile phones or any accessories? Surely the customer will bring their phone to you!

 

[filtuh.com]

You stated that you have £3k to invest earlier in this thread. Where is that being spent?

 

[S-Marketing]

You stated that you have £3k to invest earlier in this thread. Where is that being spent?

Keep up mate, that was exposed as a lie ages ago, I seem to remember.

Did you miss the 'poor me, i'm skint' post?

 

[citizen_erased]

If your unlocking phones why do you need to buy mobile phones or any accessories? Surely the customer will bring their phone to you!

The customers will bring me their phones and I can still sell phones to people!

 

[kjmcculloch]

Why not just start with unlocking. Using the profits from that to expand in time rather than trying to run before you can walk. Therefore, all you really need are some simple flyers and unlocking gear. And if you are good at unlocking phones then I assume you have the equipment required already.

Kris

 

[filtuh.com]

Will you lie to them as well?

 

[citizen_erased]

Why not just start with unlocking. Using the profits from that to expand in time rather than trying to run before you can walk. Therefore, all you really need are some simple flyers and unlocking gear. And if you are good at unlocking phones then I assume you have the equipment required already.

Kris

Hey Im good at it, I just need the equipment and shop sign, flyers thats it. to start with. I have people who want to buy cheap phones thats why. Nick

 

[kjmcculloch]

At the end of the day, Tesco do cheap mobiles. You can't compete, so don't. Stick to your core business, theres less risk and lower costs.

Kris