Let's play a Spoonerism name game !

[Doodle-Noodle]

....... and Maxine knew what it was!!!!!! Shocking ...........

 

[wilwong1971]

....... and Maxine knew what it was!!!!!! Shocking ...........

She's a Super Moderator, she is all seeing and all knowing !

I had another one from the very same young lady I knew but I couldn't bring myself to type this in and suffer the wrath of infraction.

so have to have this one instead:

Nucking Futs

 

[loubycee]

Noodle Frontity

 

[maxine]

She's a Super Moderator, she is all seeing and all knowing !

I had another one from the very same young lady I knew but I couldn't bring myself to type this in and suffer the wrath of infraction.

It's Time Out so you can pretty much say what you like in here lol (as I have just proved hehe)

See what happened to me after spending 20 years surrounded either by hard nut debt collectors, trades or telesales!! I used to be such a shy quiet girl muwahaaa

 

[BizGurl]

bacon strips?????????


I am well out of my depth here, what am I missing?

Poppy, BizGurl............help?

AHEM....***COUGH......BIG COUGH***

What on earth makes you think I can help you with this?

I'm a very good clean girl I'll have you know. Tut tut.

 

[maxine]

Where the hell has "bacon strips" come from lmao

 

[wilwong1971]

It's Time Out so you can pretty much say what you like in here lol (as I have just proved hehe)

See what happened to me after spending 20 years surrounded either by hard nut debt collectors, trades or telesales!! I used to be such a shy quiet girl muwahaaa

Well it's all in the best possible taste ! LOL

At my old place of work It's the ladies in the office that used to cut the men down, merciless !!

Oh well, now I know the rules in Time Out I'll whip this one up then, god knows where that young lady found that phrase from:

Buck Futter !!!

 

[BizGurl]

Sooo then, who likes Fizzy Ducks? Or even just Ducks without the Fizz?



EDIT: OMG you lot have totally corrupted me.

 

[Podge]

Fart looking smelller has got to be one of my favs, although nowhere near as crude as most posted on here.

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

mucking fods :redface:

 

[wilwong1971]

mucking fods :redface:

ROFL

Not Maxine though she's cool

Passive Miles

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

agree

Bonkey Dalls

 

[Consistency]

I love FISH STICKS


Courtesy of South Park. Say it quick - it was about a fish that did not appreciate the female form as much as some other fish do.

 

[wilwong1971]

I love FISH STICKS


Courtesy of South Park. Say it quick - it was about a fish that did not appreciate the female form as much as some other fish do.

Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth ?

I miss that monkey with 3 asses.....

 

[Beachcomber]

How about spoonerism jokes????

Whats the differnce between a fake dollar bill and Kylie Minogue?
Ones a phoney buck...........................!

or, although not strictly spoonery,

Whats the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches............................?

 

[wilwong1971]

How about spoonerism jokes????

Whats the differnce between a fake dollar bill and Kylie Minogue?
Ones a phoney buck...........................!

or, although not strictly spoonery,

Whats the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches............................?

Yep, more then welcome mate, I'm running out of Smut already, all I have left is a Higg Bardon

 

[BizGurl]

I'm rather disappointed that this forum's standards are quickly going downhill. It's fast becoming a CardPore Horn forum of sorts.

 

[wilwong1971]

I remember this 'Rindercella' sketch from Ronnie Barker. Absolutely hilarious and the Spoonerisms he got in there without the BBC pressing the infraction button ! Absolute Classic !


This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.

One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with afollen swanny.