Joke

[Chris Ashdown]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, can I ask you a question!?'

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... 'Try doing it with the engine running'

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[Ginger Egg]

 

[Ginger Egg]

Very good

 

[Mr D]

A Guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge, “I just can’t take it anymore. Every night she’s out until way after midnight, just going from bar to bar.”

The Judge asks, “What’s she doing?”

The guy answers, “Looking for Me!”

 

[Mr D]

I was reading an article on Gandhi recently. I never realised that he had very bad breath. Also, he had huge callouses on his feet because he never wore shoes. And his general health was very bad.

In fact, you could say he was a super-calloused fragile mystic cursed by halitosis.

 

[billmccallum1957]

I was reading an article on Gandhi recently. I never realised that he had very bad breath. Also, he had huge callouses on his feet because he never wore shoes. And his general health was very bad.

In fact, you could say he was a super-calloused fragile mystic cursed by halitosis.

And, as Trigger said "Ghandi, made one good film....."