I sell my business - employee + portfolio + database

[Polish-Designers]

So what ? Can't I upgrade my server ? We even don't using 10% of space and transfer (CPU average 0.02), so it isn't any problem to move on better spec

I can provide server like this for 160GBP/monthly (support 24, english), anyone interested ?

 

[dave_n]

So what ? Can't I upgrade my server ? We even don't using 10% of space and transfer (CPU average 0.02), so it isn't any problem to move on better spec

I can provide server like this for 160GBP/monthly (support 24, english), anyone interested ?

my friend you are an absolute star!
i wouldn't do business with you but you really are a star!

 

[jamie1183]

I'm lost now.......

 

[Polish-Designers]

Oh god, why you don't want doing with me business ? Client which doing with me business are very happy, even their sites can get award

Offer of server showing that price 20GBP is very low... That server with X2 6000+ buyer of my business can buy directly from one of biggest main seller of dedicated server for around 80GBP/month......

 

[Jeewhizz]

Comedy Genius!

Desktop parts are NOT used in a real server. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news!

 

When Yoda talks and his words come out backwards but make sense. I get that totally and it sounds really clever.

I don't get this however.

 

[jamie1183]

I think that could be why I am lost........I manage an Ice Hockey Team In Sheffield and can understand 4 Slovakians who play for us easier than this thread now, and thats saying something.

 

[freelancer]

I think this thread perhaps need closing now :|

Anyway, just to point out polish designer.

Your site is sliced and is very poor compliantory wise.

It is not accesible at all, all the text is in images !!! even the menu too

Isnt it lying saying you have UK staff also?

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obmyślam tę nitkę prawdopodobnie zapotrzebowanie (niezbędny; potrzebowa&#263 zamykający (zamknięcie; końcowy; dotyczący) teraz Za wszelką cenę, po prostu (dopiero co) wskazywać język polski (polski; blask) *designer*. Wasze położenie jest *sliced* i jest bardzo biedny *compliantory* mądry. To jest nie *accesible* w ogóle cały tekst jest w obrazach!!! Nawet jadłospis też *Isnt* to znajdujący się (położenie; kłamiący; kłamstwo) mówiący (mówienie; powiadający; przemawiający; mówienie) wy macie personel ZJEDNOCZONEGO KRÓLESTWA także?

 

[glencooley.com]

This has made my morning.

Thank you. Jim Henderson couldnt do any better and I thought he had ALL the muppets.

Good luck in selling.......well actually i cant quite fathom what it is you are selling cause it sure as hell isnt a business just a template monster template and a friend of yours and some sort of hardware.

For it to be a business it really needs clients and these clients have to have an intrinsic value.......£4000 turnover...............Puuuuuuurrrrlease what a waste iof time this sort of rubbish is.

 

[office man]

Is that you Borat??

 

[pvcprinting]

I would imagine that if you have such a grasp on not only the english language but also business that nobody is interested in your proposition

I have a half used highlighter marker pen and a 12" ruler that I will gladly submit for it

 

[stugster]

I have a half used highlighter marker pen and a 12" ruler that I will gladly submit for it

Why don't you sell them as a business?

 

[RayB]

Why don't you sell them as a business?

Surely they could be sold as 2 separate ones :|

 

[stugster]

Surely they could be sold as 2 separate ones :|

I like your thinking, but HMRC would argue that the two businesses are far too similar. Wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[pvcprinting]

am just checking out for a free domain so i can get myself a website up and running

www.halfusedmarkersandrulers.com

SELL
SELL
SELL

this time next year we will all be millionaires

 

[Simon-M]

If you sell this impressive business you could set up a dance studio and become a Pole Dancer.

 

[RayB]

am just checking out for a free domain so i can get myself a website up and running

www.halfusedmarkersandrulers.com

SELL
SELL
SELL

this time next year we will all be millionaires

I would like to bid 1 packet of wine gums......

 

[pvcprinting]

Ray,

I think you are trying to gazump me on this one and undermine my honest bid for this company
I appreciate that business is a dog eat dog world, but surely not all takeovers need to be hostile

 

[dave_n]

I would like to bid 1 packet of wine gums......

maynards or some cheap copy?

 

[RayB]

maynards or some cheap copy?

I was hoping to get away with the cheap ones

 

[pvcprinting]

Ray,
Showing your true colours?
Cheapskate - although to be honest I wouldnt waste the Maynards on it either

 

[bevjones]

I would like to thank all of you for making my - year - so far . I can honestly say I've never read a thread so funny.

I truly feel sorry for the polish guy and wish him lots of luck with whatever venture he comes up with next.:|

To the rest of you, why don't you create a specific comedy thread - you never know it might be the making of all of you!

 

[Calibre Designs]

Sorry but I think the OP has given up. No one made a serious offer on here and I am sure that his business is worth more than all the offers put together (money, sweets and stationary).

Welcome Bevjones. This is what its like on here. Absolute mad house!

 

[pvcprinting]

I think there could be a business oppurtunity somewhere here
sure some of the media companies here would be willing to produce a sketch show based loosely around the posts on here

there are alot of diverse comedians out there that would love some of this material

The mods need to make all the content copyright to prevent some thieving gypsy &astards nicking it

 

[office man]

I have a half used highlighter marker pen and a 12" ruler that I will gladly submit for it

Give me the heads up when that highlighter runs out Pete

 

[RayB]

The mods need to make all the content copyright to prevent some thieving gypsy &astards nicking it

We could just nail it down - that'll stop the buggers

 

[pvcprinting]

Surely that would puncture it Ray then it would be of no use to anybody including us?

 

[RayB]

Surely that would puncture it Ray then it would be of no use to anybody including us?

Good point

(RayB note to self: so much for promising to stop going off-topic)

 

[pvcprinting]

Lets face it - was never much of a topic in the 1st place
Apologies to OP, my bid was a serious bid in the initial instance

hope you manage to achieve what you are looking to do

 

[griff_500]

OK, been busy and now getting lost with this.
Are we now bidding on 12" rulers or wine gums or is it buy one get one free.

 

[pvcprinting]

Give me the heads up when that highlighter runs out Pete

highlighter pen has now run dry - was only a cheap korean model anyway

available FREE to good home

Apologies, will now have to withdraw my bid as I can no longer complete

 

[wildhaggis]

And this is all on topic?

 

[Calibre Designs]

highlighter pen has now run dry - was only a cheap korean model anyway

available FREE to good home

Is it the re-fillable type?

 

[ken_uk]

And this is all on topic?

I have forgotten what the original topic was

 

[RayB]

I have forgotten what the original topic was

It was nothing important

 

[jamie1183]

I have forgotten what the original topic was

I think it was something about selling a template installed on a server with a few employees called a business, that makes a profitable loss oh and a server got thrown in later on, but the business has grown due to the kind hearts of UKBF members and now includes some useless stationary, old sweets, 3 unhatched eggs, a business that has not yet been thought of but will be in 3 months. Anyone else want to throw something in then maybe, just maybe it will be worth bidding on.

Edit: My parrot just decided to eat the monitor cable so I now have a useless broken monitor to throw in, oh and a bloody african grey if he eats anything else.

 

[RayB]

I think it was something about selling a template installed on a server with a few employees called a business, that makes a profitable loss oh and a server got thrown in later on, but the business has grown due to the kind hearts of UKBF members and now includes some useless stationary, old sweets, 3 unhatched eggs, a business that has not yet been thought of but will be in 3 months. Anyone else want to throw something in then maybe, just maybe it will be worth bidding on.

Wow - 10 out of 10 for reading the whole thing and providing a perfect "executive summary"

 

[jamie1183]

Most of it was remembered from following the progress of how this business has grown in the past 2 days, which seems to be more than the last 3 months

 

[dave_n]

u also get a free Pole called Walter

 

[jamie1183]

Was there something about a Pole dancer, I mite become interested if their was. Or did I miss understand the Pole Dancer Part ??????????????