How many employees do you have?

[DancingWithPoodles]

I sometimes think that you experience some kind of sexual satisfaction when taking the ..... out of younger business people like me. You always have to put down younger people with business ideas but forget that once in a while a crazy idea works and makes someone a billionaire.
I believe I am in the above category so please either say something or say nothing

and I asked how to fix the USD to £ so it is not like I do not know about the problem.
I have played lots of monopoly when I was 3-4 years old, now I play monopoly but with real money and real property

DWP.

You know no-one believes you and that you are an abosolute joke.I mean you have had that web site for over a year now and still have your fictional choc bars priced in USD.

You obviously havent sold a single bar and now you have a £5K order from Manchester. How many Manchurian Dollars is that.

Stick to monoploy money pooch. All this currency fluctuations and conversion will do you pea sized brain in.

 

[BizGurl]

Poodles, unless you have a Lotto win (if you're old enough to play that is), you'll never be a millionnaire, never mind a billionnaire. Stop being preek and get a grip.

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

Do not make me laugh

I drive a 60K car fair enough it is not worth that much anymore but that is what I paid for it. I have 2 properties in London, both will be mortgage free soon so that is already £700K.

go and do your nails

Poodles, unless you have a Lotto win (if you're old enough to play that is), you'll never be a millionnaire, never mind a billionnaire. Stop being preek and get a grip.

 

[BizGurl]

Do not make me laugh

I drive a 60K car fair enough it is not worth that much anymore but that is what I paid for it. I have 2 properties in London, both will be mortgage free soon so that is already £700K.

go and do your nails

That is oh so original.

My nails are already lovely and manicured thank you very much.

I do feel awfully sorry for you. Poor little boy. It's 9.44am, aren't you late for high school (or perhaps middle school?) now?

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

dont worry i am not poor

That is oh so original.

My nails are already lovely and manicured thank you very much.

I do feel awfully sorry for you. Poor little boy. It's 9.44am, aren't you late for high school now?

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[DancingWithPoodles]

btw what is your business then?

 

[BizGurl]

graphic design, and in partnership for a new ltd company start-up early next year...not that it should really matter to you anyway middle schoolboy.

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

what is with the name calling you are a joke
let me guess you are 19 year old and opened photoshop for the first time in 2009 and decided that you are a graphic designer as your mommy liked the picture that you drew for her

graphic design, and in partnership for a new ltd company start-up early next year...not that it should really matter to you anyway middle schoolboy.

 

[BizGurl]

what is with the name calling you are a joke
let me guess you are 19 year old and opened photoshop for the first time in 2009 and decided that you are a graphic designer as your mommy liked the picture that you drew for her

I'm a 25 year old with a 5 year old son, who works, and who studied graphics and advertising/marketing for 4 years. I've been doing design for years before that and aye, my mam did like my pictures thank you very much.
Hardly a 19 year old who 'opend photoshop for the first time in 2009'.

Good to see that you know Photoshop is used in graphics though...we're getting somewhere. Now, back to middle school before you're any later! Or do you plan to go just in time for lunch?

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

not only do I know what is photoshop I bet I am better at using it than you. Show me some portfolio than if you have so many years of experience you should have an extensive collections.
don't worry about me being late that is what is good about owning your own business nobody can tell you off

I'm a 25 year old with a 5 year old son, who works, and who studied graphics and advertising/marketing for 4 years. I've been doing design for years before that and aye, my mam did like my pictures thank you very much.
Hardly a 19 year old who 'opend photoshop for the first time in 2009'.

Good to see that you know Photoshop is used in graphics though...we're getting somewhere. Now, back to middle school before you're any later! Or do you plan to go just in time for lunch?

 

[BizGurl]

OMG you are a joker!
Of course I have lots of work to show, but I'm not on here to market myself, and I certainly will not try and 'prove myself' to a sad pathetic schoolboy who has deluded himself into thinking he's living it up in some kind of playboy mansion. Now finish your homework and get to school.
I'll spend no more time arguing with you as I have lots of work to do, unlike yourself. Bye

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

ahaaa so who is the dreamer than. every time you ask a crap graphic designer to show his portfolio they always say they have nothing to prove
so until you show me some examples of your work please refrain of discussing my chocolate business.

bye

OMG you are a joker!
Of course I have lots of work to show, but I'm not on here to market myself, and I certainly will not try and 'prove myself' to a sad pathetic schoolboy who has deluded himself into thinking he's living it up in some kind of playboy mansion. Now finish your homework and get to school.
I'll spend no more time arguing with you as I have lots of work to do, unlike yourself. Bye

 

[oldeagleeye]

What DWP failed to mention is that his wealth has brought all the trimmings of a millionaire. He even has his own plane. Brings a whole new meaning to 'Chocs away chaps' vroom -- vroom vroom.

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[DancingWithPoodles]

btw ImageShack.US are not gonna sue you if you do not mention where you got the picture from. why do you do it everytime:|

What DWP failed to mention is that his wealth has brought all the trimmings of a millionaire. He even has his own plane. Brings a whole new meaning to 'Chocs away chaps' vroom -- vroom vroom.

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[What If]

a 5 year old son, who works,

Bloody hell, thats a bit young! Pushy mums nowadays, eh!? However, the smaller they are the easier they get up thoughs chimneys.

 

[matth]

There's something on another forum I frequent called "custard proof" - Basically, when someone comes up with claims that are, shall we say, dubious... Custard proof is requested - Take a photo of something specific, i.e. in this case, DWP's S class perhaps (or any other suggestion from posters!), with a tin of custard (or similar kitchen product) on the bonnet.

If custard proof isn't forthcoming, the story is clearly made up and therefore the poster is a liar.

 

[BizGurl]

Bloody hell, thats a bit young! Pushy mums nowadays, eh!? However, the smaller they are the easier they get up thoughs chimneys.

Lol you know what I meant hehe.

 

[Newcott]

There's something on another forum I frequent called "custard proof" - Basically, when someone comes up with claims that are, shall we say, dubious... Custard proof is requested - Take a photo of something specific, i.e. in this case, DWP's S class perhaps (or any other suggestion from posters!), with a tin of custard (or similar kitchen product) on the bonnet.

If custard proof isn't forthcoming, the story is clearly made up and therefore the poster is a liar.

Shouldn't worry to much - I've only just found out about the magic of DwP and his mass claimes - eveything he claims is 10000000% bullcr*p

 

[matth]

Shouldn't worry to much - I've only just found out about the magic of DwP and his mass claimes - eveything he claims is 10000000% bullcr*p

Oh I'm not worried in the slightest - Would be funny watching the excuses come out as to why he can't provide said proof

 

[What If]

There's something on another forum I frequent called "custard proof" - Basically, when someone comes up with claims that are, shall we say, dubious... Custard proof is requested - Take a photo of something specific, i.e. in this case, DWP's S class perhaps (or any other suggestion from posters!), with a tin of custard (or similar kitchen product) on the bonnet.

If custard proof isn't forthcoming, the story is clearly made up and therefore the poster is a liar.

What do you do if they are lying?...Call the police and request that they be locked up in custardy....

 

[Newcott]

Oh I'm not worried in the slightest - Would be funny watching the excuses come out as to why he can't provide said proof

Cool - I got pulled in on some photography claims, then got told about him and found a old thread some 78 pages long (very funny read in places) that his celebrity launch turned out to be nothing more then stolen photo's

Now I have fun watching him fail

 

[matth]

What do you do if they are lying?...Call the police and request that they be locked up in custardy....

Precisely - Their first meal can be Bananas in Custardy as well

Oh. Is that my coat?

 

[What If]

Precisely - Their first meal can be Bananas in Custardy as well

Oh. Is that my coat?

Yeah, get mine whilst you're there!

 

[BizGurl]

Lol whats really funny is that he's kept this up for sooo long that he's now actually convinced himself of his 'chocolate success'.

Perhaps I should do the 'custard test' with my portfolio.

Seriously, this lad is deluded. He appears to have disappeared now, so he's probably in maths or design tech class now.

 

[papverpoppies]

Lol whats really funny is that he's kept this up for sooo long that he's now actually convinced himself of his 'chocolate success'.

Perhaps I should do the 'custard test' with my portfolio.

Seriously, this lad is deluded. He appears to have disappeared now, so he's probably in maths or design tech class now.

What do they call cookery classes these days.....home economics or something, he will be busy melting all that cadburys chocolate, carefully placing into his own moulds, then taking it around the back of the bike shed, to swap for favours with his girl empire

Still Christmas is the right time for a choccie mogul, Santa will be bringing lots of stockings (no not that sort) the ones full of sweeties.


Poppy xx

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

u obviously have no idea what you talking about. as I said the pictures were not set up correctly by a "professional" photographer such as yourself

Cool - I got pulled in on some photography claims, then got told about him and found a old thread some 78 pages long (very funny read in places) that his celebrity launch turned out to be nothing more then stolen photo's

Now I have fun watching him fail

 

[Newcott]

u obviously have no idea what you talking about. as I said the pictures were not set up correctly by a "professional" photographer such as yourself

I know exactly what I'm talking about - and so do a ton of other people on here that your where stupid enough to leave the EXIF info on there (some photoshop wiz!) and the photos where taken some 7/8 months before your event!

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

so are you telling me that if a camera is set to show 23.03.2010 its EXIF data will still show the correct date which is 16.12.2010 :|

maybe I will ask you to come for my next big celebration and take some photos. I will pay you £200 for a day is that enough

I know exactly what I'm talking about - and so do a ton of other people on here that your where stupid enough to leave the EXIF info on there (some photoshop wiz!) and the photos where taken some 7/8 months before your event!

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

Ok listen I have now shown pictures of my chocolate bars, if I take a picture of my mercedes will you shut up once and forever and dont tell me a dreamer anymore?

 

[Newcott]

Ok listen I have now shown pictures of my chocolate bars, if I take a picture of my mercedes will you shut up once and forever and dont tell me a dreamer anymore?

Post it up.

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

no problem

Post it up.

 

[matth]

Ok listen I have now shown pictures of my chocolate bars, if I take a picture of my mercedes will you shut up once and forever and dont tell me a dreamer anymore?

yes, post it up. With a tin of custard on the bonnet please.

 

[DancingWithPoodles]

so I have to buy a tin of custard now in order to put it on the bonnet of my 60K car sounds fun! hope the neighbors dont see me

yes, post it up. With a tin of custard on the bonnet please.

 

[BizGurl]

Lol...This thread gets more funny and daft by the minute...Tell you what, use a tin of beans or tub of butter or something from your cupboard instead so you don't have to go shop. Every household has at least a tin of beans or tub of butter. Should only take a few minutes to do...Looking forward to the pic Poods...

 

[Jeff FV]

Don't know about a Merc, but he has his own train:

Respect!

Jeff

 

[papverpoppies]

so I have to buy a tin of custard now in order to put it on the bonnet of my 60K car sounds fun! hope the neighbors dont see me

Yes, I hope your neighbour does not see you put a tin of custard on his/her car!

Poppy xx

 

[scribe]

dont worry i am not poor

Just very,very,sad.

 

[Richie N]

I sometimes think that you experience some kind of sexual satisfaction when taking the ..... out of younger business people like me. You always have to put down younger people with business ideas but forget that once in a while a crazy idea works and makes someone a billionaire.
I believe I am in the above category so please either say something or say nothing

and I asked how to fix the USD to £ so it is not like I do not know about the problem.
I have played lots of monopoly when I was 3-4 years old, now I play monopoly but with real money and real property

You wouldn't have known about it if I hadn't pointed it out to you but it was nice to say thanks, much appreciated

 

[BizGurl]

I believe I am in the above category so please either say something or say nothing

Lol...:|

 

[Lee Jones Jnr]

Why do you always ignore me when I try to place an order Poodles?